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Islam For Dhimmies - How To Protect Oneself From Restrooms
Sweetness & Light ^ | September 15, 2006 | N/A

Posted on 09/15/2006 11:46:16 AM PDT by Sam Hill

In this installment we are enlightened on the seemingly troublesome question as to how to deal with a restroom.

From the fount of all wisdom, Ask The Imam:

Question 9220 from India - Can we enter rest room with this small paper contaning the quranic verse tied across our neck, or arm?

in which u suggested to Write the following verse (in Arabic script) on a pice of paper and tie it around neck or arm, ‘Qul innal fadhla biyadillaahi, yu-uteehi man yashaa-u, wallaahu waasi-un aleem. Yuheedhu birahmitihi man yashaa-u, wallaahu dhul fadhlil adheem’.

1) can we enter rest room with this small paper contaning the quranic verse tied across our neck, or arm.

2) Once the purpose is acheived should we continue or stop to tie this paper.

3) I had commited a sin actually so pelase advise. I used to carry small book containg Ya-Seen along with me to work. I recite it on my way to work. Sometimes when i go to rest room i relaises that book containg Ya-sin is in my pocket and feel bad. Once it fell on the floor of the rest room. I got scared and cleaned it and did taubah.

Now i had started keeping it in bag which i carry to office. As i had done a sin so please adivise me how i should do istekfara for this, do i need to give some money in charity apart from doing taubah. Also please tell me the approximate amt i need to give as charity.

Aslo tell me can we recite some portion of QUran which is in our memory without doing Wuzzu. 2) Please tell me is it obligatory to recite Bissmilla hir rahman-nir rahim after reciting sura-e-fathiha while making prayers.

Answer 9220

1. There is no harm to enter the restroom if the paper containing the Qur’aanic Aayat is concealed within the clothes.

2. Allah Alone is Shafee (the curer). The prescription is just a means of solving our difficulties. Once the purpose is achieved, the paper should be removed. However, one should continuously make Du’aa to Allah to protect one from calamities.

3. Once you have made Istighfaar, that is sufficient to cleanse you from wrongdoing.

4. One may recite the Qur’aan from memory without Wudhu.

5. It is Sunnat to recite Bismillah after Surah Faatiha.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai

You see, one is supposed to write a Quaranic verse on a piece of paper and tie it around your neck every time you use a (I assume public) restroom. That will protect you from "harm."

Even so, that might not be enough to protect one from "calamity," so one must "continuously make Du’aa to Allah."

Still, notice that there is no mention about how "employees must wash hands."

For more on overcoming the dangers of restrooms, read the highly instructive (though typically contradictory) Restrooms Of The Future:

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Designing Public Restrooms For The Muslim Culture

Entering

The Qur’an states that one should enter the restroom with left foot first while saying a prayer of protection. It is not permissible to enter a restroom while carrying anything that bears the name of Allah, such as the Qur’an, or any book with the name of Allah in it, or jewelry such as bracelets and necklaces engraved with the name of Allah. Muslims should keep silent when in the restroom. Thus, talking, reading, greeting others and answering greetings are not to be done inside the restroom except for risky situations, like guiding a disabled person...

Squatting

Muslims are encouraged to urinate while sitting or squatting and not while standing since this was the usual practice of the Prophet. Although standing is not forbidden as the Prophet is also reported to have done so...

Stepping Out

Muslims have a practice of leaving the toilet with right foot first as this is the usual practice of the Prophet. They utter a prayer of forgiveness as they leave the toilet.

Prayer uttered before entering the restroom with left foot: “O Allah, I seek Your protection from the male and female devils.”

Prayer uttered after leaving the restroom with the right foot: “I seek your pardon. Praise be to Allah who removed from me discomfort.” ...

This is an excerpt. Please read the rest of the article at Sweetness & Light.


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One installment from the ongoing series - "Islam For Dhimmies."
1 posted on 09/15/2006 11:46:20 AM PDT by Sam Hill
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To: Deb; kcvl; Mo1; Enchante; veronica; stocksthatgoup; mewzilla; backhoe; BushisTheMan; Grampa Dave; ..

A "Muslim enlightenment" ping.


2 posted on 09/15/2006 11:47:33 AM PDT by Sam Hill
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To: Sam Hill
Muslims should keep silent when in the restroom. Thus, talking, reading, greeting others and answering greetings are not to be done inside the restroom except for risky situations, like guiding a disabled person...

I can't disagree with this one. It's the Restroom Code of Silence.

3 posted on 09/15/2006 11:49:18 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Sam Hill

Why izzat sink so low on the floor?.........


4 posted on 09/15/2006 11:49:25 AM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: Gordongekko909

It's the Restroom Code of Silence....... It's Universal, except if you're gay.......


5 posted on 09/15/2006 11:50:25 AM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: Sam Hill
I too have a ritual regarding the restroom. Every time I take a dump, I think of Islam.
6 posted on 09/15/2006 11:51:24 AM PDT by NurdlyPeon (Wearing My 'Jammies Proudly)
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To: Sam Hill

"3. Once you have made Istighfaar, that is sufficient to cleanse you from wrongdoing."

I don't know what Istighfaar is, but I suppose everyone does it at least once a day..although I don't pray for forgiveness, I usually do say "whew"...:)


7 posted on 09/15/2006 11:51:26 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info)
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To: Red Badger
"Why izzat sink so low on the floor?........."

That is NOT a sink! That is a Muslim drinking fountain!

8 posted on 09/15/2006 11:53:36 AM PDT by TommyDale (Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
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To: Red Badger

I ran into one of those "sinks" in Milan for the first time. I think you have to lay on the floor to use them? I held what I had to do until I reached my apartment.


9 posted on 09/15/2006 11:53:52 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft
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To: Sam Hill
BWHAHAHAHAHA!

Mad Mo was a squatter!

10 posted on 09/15/2006 11:53:56 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: Sam Hill

What in the world is that?


11 posted on 09/15/2006 11:54:13 AM PDT by wastedyears
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To: Sam Hill
However, one should continuously make Du’aa to Allah to protect one from calamities.

Failure to make du'du is a calamity in my book.
12 posted on 09/15/2006 11:54:17 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: freedomson

That tells us everything we need to know about the males.


13 posted on 09/15/2006 11:55:26 AM PDT by wastedyears
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To: cripplecreek

LOL!


14 posted on 09/15/2006 11:55:46 AM PDT by wastedyears
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To: Sam Hill

It is as if Islam was developed merely as a satire of religion in general. Monty Python couldn't have done better.

"Brother Maynard... bring forth the book of armaments!"


15 posted on 09/15/2006 11:55:51 AM PDT by Ramius (Buy blades for war fighters: freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net --> 1600 knives and counting!)
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To: Red Badger

These are French made, muslims lack the technology to construct for themselves, a flush toilet.


16 posted on 09/15/2006 11:55:54 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: Red Badger

Or asking for a courtesty flush.


17 posted on 09/15/2006 11:55:56 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Gordongekko909

Nevertheless, if one listens, one can hear fatwas occasionally being issued..


18 posted on 09/15/2006 11:56:58 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: Sam Hill

That is so weird.


19 posted on 09/15/2006 11:57:54 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: NurdlyPeon

"I too have a ritual regarding the restroom. Every time I take a dump, I think of Islam."

Perhaps you could make paper cutouts of the illustrious one for practice bombing dumps......


20 posted on 09/15/2006 11:58:18 AM PDT by roaddog727 (Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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To: Red Badger

Where are the 3 shells?


21 posted on 09/15/2006 11:58:42 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: cripplecreek

LOL!


22 posted on 09/15/2006 11:59:58 AM PDT by Lekker 1 (("...the world will be...eleven degrees colder by the year 2000" -- K. Watt, Earth Day, 1970)
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To: Sam Hill

At my church there is a note over the urinal saying "please flush". I don't think it is a "holy rule" though.


23 posted on 09/15/2006 12:00:30 PM PDT by RobRoy (Islam is more dangerous to the world now that Naziism was in 1937.)
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To: Ramius

To three one must count.


24 posted on 09/15/2006 12:01:56 PM PDT by RobRoy (Islam is more dangerous to the world now that Naziism was in 1937.)
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To: Sam Hill

Does this mean that transgender restrooms are out for Muslims?

Seems the moonbats in Ithaca and Marin will have some tough choices to make.


25 posted on 09/15/2006 12:02:17 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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To: Sam Hill

“When the Prophet felt the need of relieving himself, he went far off where no one could see him”. Well, I sure am glad I don't have to wonder about this anymore.


26 posted on 09/15/2006 12:02:26 PM PDT by Ilky Hucktar
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To: Sam Hill

Mmmmmkay.


27 posted on 09/15/2006 12:02:36 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Sam Hill

Is it permissible to eat the mints?


28 posted on 09/15/2006 12:03:19 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Sam Hill

Should I ask exactly what "sin" they committed by entering the rest room, or would the answer be too disgusting for words? Of course, maybe their prophet simply commanded his followers to piddle at their tables...maybe the lefty woman on the recent flight who disrupted it by shouting and peeing in the aisle was actually preserving herself from sin by not visiting the restroom?

These people are crazy. But do remember that the Ayatollah Khomenei's first published work was an ask-the-mullah column telling men it was okay to use their barnyard fowl for sexual purposes. Yuck, yuck, yuck. And that goes for Islam, too!


29 posted on 09/15/2006 12:03:52 PM PDT by livius
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To: Sam Hill

Holy Sh*(


30 posted on 09/15/2006 12:04:43 PM PDT by Dead Dog
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To: Sam Hill

This religion seems less about a relationship with G*d and more about controlling every aspect of a person's life.

They lose their sense of self, their individuality which is a gift from G*d.

This is madness.


31 posted on 09/15/2006 12:06:49 PM PDT by BRITinUSA
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To: roaddog727
There's a sign over the paper roll in my bathroom;

Instant Islamic Picures

Tear off one 'photo sheet'
Wipe ass
observe instant photo of Islamist

And you don't even have to generate one o'them bulky photo albums.

You can enjoy your photo and get many new ones every day !

Allah is, indeed ... good.

32 posted on 09/15/2006 12:07:52 PM PDT by knarf (Sevices for my lost, now considered deceased, tagline at 2 PM .. all welcome.)
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To: Sam Hill
Muslims are encouraged to urinate while sitting or squatting and not while standing since this was the usual practice of the Prophet. Although standing is not forbidden as the Prophet is also reported to have done so...

I do not know, and do not care if Christ peed standing up or squatting like a girl... Anyone who hasn't figured out Islam is about control, and subjugation and not peace by now, is beyond help.

33 posted on 09/15/2006 12:08:01 PM PDT by HamiltonJay
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To: knarf

"You can enjoy your photo and get many new ones every day !

Allah is, indeed ... good."

Allah Akbar!

ROTFLMAO!


34 posted on 09/15/2006 12:12:08 PM PDT by roaddog727 (Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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To: Sam Hill

Why don't they just do it off in the woods or fields or desert? Forget public restrooms...... Then there wouldn't be all this angst about defilement..... of course, then it would be hard to live in any town or city, but since it is a religion of barbaric desert tribes they shouldn't mind too much.....


35 posted on 09/15/2006 12:13:11 PM PDT by Enchante (There are 3 kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and Mainstream Journalism)
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To: <1/1,000,000th%

What 3 shells?..........


36 posted on 09/15/2006 12:17:11 PM PDT by Red Badger (Is Castro dead yet?........)
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To: Red Badger
"Muslims are encouraged to urinate while sitting or squatting and not while standing since this was the usual practice of the Prophet."

Sounds like Mo had an enlarged prostate.

Or gonorrhea.
37 posted on 09/15/2006 12:17:21 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Lezahal)
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To: Sam Hill

Please add me to your "Muslim enlightenment" ping list.


38 posted on 09/15/2006 12:17:58 PM PDT by EdReform (Protect our 2nd Amendment Rights - Join the NRA today - www.nra.org)
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To: HamiltonJay

We pray to allah that there may be corn in abundance, and that our stool may resemble the coiled python of du'uh'unh, who striketh the unbelievers in their pale infidelic bottom parts, may allah be praised.


39 posted on 09/15/2006 12:18:13 PM PDT by -=SoylentSquirrel=- ("We will crush your heads!" - Saddam Hussein, in a moment of court room levity.)
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

"Is it permissible to eat the mints?"

No. That's why I have had all my urinal cakes stamped with Mohammed's picture and/or the name of allah, piss be upon him.


40 posted on 09/15/2006 12:18:28 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Lezahal)
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To: Sam Hill
3) I had commited a sin actually so pelase advise. I used to carry small book containg Ya-Seen along with me to work. I recite it on my way to work. Sometimes when i go to rest room i relaises that book containg Ya-sin is in my pocket and feel bad. Once it fell on the floor of the rest room. I got scared and cleaned it and did taubah.

Superstition is pathetic.

41 posted on 09/15/2006 12:19:26 PM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: Red Badger

Ya mean ya can't say to the jihadi next to ya "Golly, that a big 'un ya got there---how d'ya do jihad wit that thing??"


42 posted on 09/15/2006 12:21:05 PM PDT by brooklyn dave (Ya can take da kid outta Brooklyn--butchya can't take Brooklyn outta da kid)
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To: Sam Hill; All
How can a person conceal himself from the jinn when in the toilet?
43 posted on 09/15/2006 12:21:43 PM PDT by dighton
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To: Sam Hill
" .. and after departing the place of necessity, one should thank Allah and as an extra blessing to those who would follow you, a spray of Glade or striking a match would make the prophet smile. Say your "durka-durka" and then bust a move."


I think that part got left out.

(sarcasm off)
44 posted on 09/15/2006 12:21:54 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (God Bless the United States of America and all that defend her hard earned freedom!)
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To: Sam Hill

"Ummm Ahmed... I feel something warm down my back. You should have used the restroom before you hopped up there."

45 posted on 09/15/2006 12:24:17 PM PDT by petercooper (It could be worse, it could be raining.)
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To: Bringbackthedraft

I think it is used in a squatting position, the feet on either side of the floor beside the sink while balancing. Left hand is called "Charmin" and it is not nice to wave with the left hand in those cultures that still practice the invisible Charmin usage.


46 posted on 09/15/2006 12:24:29 PM PDT by Twinkie (Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God.)
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To: BRITinUSA

The anthropological hierarchy of religions starts with the "gnat" or suprstition religions on the botom rung. Islam IS a superstition religion.


47 posted on 09/15/2006 12:24:37 PM PDT by x_plus_one (Muslim immigration breaks democracy into a self-defeating system .)
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To: snarks_when_bored

I guess everything's ok as long as you've not "Bin Seen" making "a scene" in the "Lah treen"


48 posted on 09/15/2006 12:24:38 PM PDT by brooklyn dave (Ya can take da kid outta Brooklyn--butchya can't take Brooklyn outta da kid)
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To: Sam Hill

Its just taking a pee! Why is it a ritual?


49 posted on 09/15/2006 12:24:54 PM PDT by montomike (If you didn't find this funny and were offended...have a riot.)
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To: Sam Hill
This is a great example of how Islam controls everything about your life down to how you go to the toilet. If you could see what a true Muslim does in the toilet you would either die laughing or leave in disgust. There is no questioning, no critical thinking, no tolerance, no suggestions for improvement, no continuous improvement but only complete obedience.

If you read the history of Muhammad you will find that he wrote verses of the Koran after he did something not yet accepted like sleep with a 9 year old, behead a sleeping mother of five and other charming activities. The Koran is a collection of the ramblings of a deranged lunatic who convinced enough barbaric nomads to follow him and every generation since has just blindly followed the Koran with no questioning. It is the world's greatest and most evil example of a cult propagated for 1400 years.
50 posted on 09/15/2006 12:25:10 PM PDT by Maneesh (A non-hyphenated American.)
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