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Rove's October Surprise: North Korea Tests U.S. Nuke with Code Delivered by Bush 41
The New Yawker | Monday, October 9, 2006 | Gary Sicko and Psy Hersch

Posted on 10/08/2006 8:52:08 PM PDT by kristinn

It can be exclusively reported that the nuclear weapon tested by North Korea today was a U.S. nuclear warhead supplied by Karl Rove in a plot to preserve Republican control of the government in the November elections.

Our sources in the Pentagon tell us that a warhead destined for destruction under the ABM treaty was substituted with a dummy warhead and spirited to North Korea this summer with instructions to wait until the detonation code was delivered by a secret messenger before the election in the fall.

An observer in Pyongyang informed us they witnessed former President George H.W. Bush depart a supersonic SR71 Blackbird plane at a military airbase just outside the North Korean capital. The father of President George W. Bush was seen to be carrying a black briefcase with the presidential seal and a tennis racket.

The witness says the tennis racket was part of a cover story in case his trip was found out: He planned to say he was going to engage in "ping pong" diplomacy with North Korean President Kim Jong Il.

Karl Rove's 21st century October surprise exceeds the ruthlessness displayed by the Reagan team in 1980 when then Vice Presidential nominee George H.W. Bush conducted a similar secret trip to Paris to delay the release of the American embassy personnel being held hostage by the Iranian government until after the presidential election that year.

When we asked one of our Pentagon sources if President Bush was in the loop on the nuclear October surprise, he laughed uproariously and said, "Hell, we're still teaching him how to pronounce 'nuclear warhead' let alone what we do with them."


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To: ClarenceThomasfan
"They are already trying to pin this on President Bush. This was posted at DU:"

As Professor Bugs says: "What a bunch of maroons."

21 posted on 10/08/2006 9:09:39 PM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: ikka
The American peopledictators and terrorists of the world overwhelmingly believe the Truth that Hugo Chavez (D-VZ) articulated before the Moral Authority of the United Nations to great acclaim, that Bush represents Satan incarnate, that he demonically possesses all who do evil in the world, and that he and his orchestra of chief demons--the Republican Party in both houses of Congress--must be eliminated.
22 posted on 10/08/2006 9:09:42 PM PDT by dufekin (The New York Times: an enemy espionage agency with a newsletter of enemy propaganda)
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To: Bush gal in LA

"Those people should all be in the loony bin! NOW!"

But, isn't the DUmpster a bin full of loonies by definition, already?


23 posted on 10/08/2006 9:11:01 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...

;-)


24 posted on 10/08/2006 9:11:23 PM PDT by nutmeg (National security trumps everything else.)
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To: kristinn

And Foley was dispatched to NK to inspect the Long Dong...


25 posted on 10/08/2006 9:12:10 PM PDT by LRS
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To: Bulldaddy

LOL! You forgot your sarcasm tag. Of course, who needs one for that obvious Rat propaganda on FR?


26 posted on 10/08/2006 9:13:32 PM PDT by TheDon (Angry at the Republican Party = Democrat Tool)
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To: ark_girl

Drudge was talking about how the L.A. Times reported that Foley had sex with a 21 year old male. So what's next said Drudge, did he have sex with a 25 year old also? Drudge is asking what the point of all this is. Of course, CBS is reporting that other people knew of Foley's "secret" years ago. Well, they probably did, but that still doesn't quite convict him of anything other than being gay. There may yet be evidence that he had inappropriate communications or contact with under aged males, but I have yet to read of it. The gay bashing by the liberals and their friends at CBS is amusing to a point. Personally, I turn the channel, and that includes FOX news, whenever the subject comes up because the whole matter is repugnant and repulsive to me.


27 posted on 10/08/2006 9:15:03 PM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: kristinn
Just wanted to save the moonbats the trouble of coming up with a conspiracy theory of their own......

That is very kind and thoughtful of you......
(And they say FReepers aren't nice people. Bunk!... This Proves how considerate FReepers really are!)

28 posted on 10/08/2006 9:16:45 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: kristinn; Jim Robinson

This is no to surprise to those of us on FR's super secret subscription list. I had already recieved the form letter from Jim Robinson detailing this October surprise. You don't think Rove does anything without letting Jim know first do you?


29 posted on 10/08/2006 9:18:17 PM PDT by Elyse
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To: shankbear

Yes, it's the same one Rove gave to NK


30 posted on 10/08/2006 9:18:28 PM PDT by tennmountainman
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To: kristinn

I was already thinking the same thing! They will indeed say this!


31 posted on 10/08/2006 9:19:21 PM PDT by ladyinred (RIP my precious Lamb Chop)
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To: Enterprise
Ya sure, and next thing someone will say it's Bush's fault.

CNN beat us to it.

32 posted on 10/08/2006 9:20:46 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: tennmountainman

Somebody please post the "ROVE YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD" thing.


33 posted on 10/08/2006 9:20:48 PM PDT by shankbear (Al-Qaeda grew while Monica blew)
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To: Elyse

Rove you magnificent bastard! I read your book. /stolensatire


34 posted on 10/08/2006 9:20:49 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: Enterprise

I thought it was Drudge who had sex with the 21 year old?


35 posted on 10/08/2006 9:24:46 PM PDT by zarf
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To: zarf

Oh don't confuse me. It's late and I'm tired. LOL!


36 posted on 10/08/2006 9:25:19 PM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: Jim Robinson

LOL


37 posted on 10/08/2006 9:28:08 PM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: Elyse

FR and Rove. First the Ditzy Chicks and now saving the election.


38 posted on 10/08/2006 9:28:24 PM PDT by jazusamo (DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
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To: shankbear

39 posted on 10/08/2006 9:30:07 PM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Goldbugs, immune to logic and allergic to facts.)
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To: kristinn

You beat the DU to a serious version of this by about half-a-second methinks...


40 posted on 10/08/2006 9:32:02 PM PDT by bolobaby
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