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Has to be frustrating to get good polls just before the world ends.

1 posted on 10/09/2006 9:40:34 PM PDT by tlb

Hmmm...Is this Karl Rove's October Surprise? Getting a little bored with the weather machine, is he?

Perhaps I should have whispered that. DUmmies may be lurking. ;^)

26 posted on 10/09/2006 9:51:35 PM PDT by Shelayne (...And though my heart is torn, I will praise You in this storm... ~~Casting Crowns)

28 posted on 10/09/2006 9:52:22 PM PDT by Hoodat ( ETERNITY - Smoking, or Non-smoking?)

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't this the same guy who told us that we were going to get hit sometime in May of this year with the same space rock?

31 posted on 10/09/2006 9:54:48 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (God Bless the United States of America and all that defend her hard earned freedom!)

This is fishy. I generally hear that a trajectory for an object that far out can't be calculated that finely. It would be more like "it has some small chance of coming somewhere within the circle of the earth's orbit."

32 posted on 10/09/2006 9:55:31 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck

time to start looting?

33 posted on 10/09/2006 9:55:38 PM PDT by verum ago (The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)

What? Why weren't we warned earlier about this?

Wait, wasn't the world supposed to have ended in August? I bet that is the reason the powers that be felt it was not necessary to tell us about the comet.

35 posted on 10/09/2006 9:56:19 PM PDT by Tammy8 (Please Support and pray for our Troops, as they serve us every day.)

At least it will happen before Nancy Pelosi is handed the Speaker's gavel.

36 posted on 10/09/2006 9:56:22 PM PDT by no dems (I'll take a moral Mormon over a demonic Democrat or repugnant RINO anyday.)

Would it be reasonable to assume a government big budget program already exists to address this?

Could Congress be recalled to spin something up, rig those Haliburton voting machines or at least look the other way while making official announcements of new study plans?

At least move the election up so the democraps can claim victory for a day, before the finaly tally comes in (along with the jumbocomet).

38 posted on 10/09/2006 9:57:09 PM PDT by petertare (!)

Now this would be an October surprise that might chage elections.

40 posted on 10/09/2006 9:57:38 PM PDT by ThomasThomas

A new comet found by Fedorovsky

Space Sciences

A new comet found by Fedorovsky

Posted by

Jack Herer

10/4/2006 6:10:15 AM

Look how many sites are writing about a Comet found by Russian Scientist Fedorovsky

The celestial body threatens the Earth

Sensational information about the future collision of gigantic meteorite with the Earth appeared on Russian scientific Nikolai fedorovskiy's site. Could not be been connected with the scientist; however, to eat hope, which to soon learn all details about the future catastrophe will be from "first of mouths". For the present there is an information about the fact that the incandescent cosmic body approaches to the Earth with the improbable speed. The distance between our planet and object swiftly is decreased. It is so swift that the scientist calls precise time and even point of rendezvous - on 28 October, the western part of Russia, supposedly the environment of Moscow.

To the earth dvizhetsya enormous comet! Russian scientist- astronomer Nikolai fedorovskiy made a sensational discovery.

According to his calculations and observations, the Earth approaches the mega-comet, which will fall at the end of October, they report detail. "about the tunguska meteorite also no one nothing knew, and then it satisfactorily fell in Siberia", writes Nikolai fedorovskiy. Scientist revealed object at the end of August, he was moved along the paraboloid trajectory with the suspiciously high speed. The approximate calculated of speed showed that the celestial body pretends as the minimum to the asteroid. Nikolai fedorovskiy was connected with the Kiev observatory; however, there they did not confirm and did not refute the fact of the approximation of asteroid to the Earth.

At the end of October to the earth will fall gigantic comet? Scientists keep silent.

Russian scientist- astronomer Nikolai fedorovskiy made a sensational discovery. According to his calculations and observations, the Earth approaches the mega-comet, which will fall at the end of October. "about the tunguska meteorite also no one nothing knew, and then it satisfactorily fell in Siberia", writes Nikolai fedorovskiy. Scientist revealed object at the end of August, he was moved along the paraboloid trajectory with the suspiciously high speed. The approximate calculated of speed showed that the celestial body pretends as the minimum to the asteroid. Nikolai fedorovskiy was connected with the Kiev observatory; however, there they did not confirm and did not refute the fact of the approximation of asteroid to the Earth. "almost no one knows that the comets of different coarseness regularly are passed at the minimum distance from the Earth. They pass as those not noticed - little whether what trifle flies around the planet. To take at least Shvassmanna-Vakhmanna in 95 year ", notes Fedorov. Details

link to dengi-info.com

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As usual, Babelfish translations remind us of how very complex language is and how difficult it is for software to grasp it coherently :-)

41 posted on 10/09/2006 9:57:59 PM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)

“I’m not trying to scare anybody,"

LOL! Not much.

Still true today: "There is no truth in Pravda, and there is no news in Izvestiya."

44 posted on 10/09/2006 9:58:41 PM PDT by denydenydeny ("We have always been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France"--Wellington)

In other news, Donald Duck entered a treatment center and the Ides of March have moved to November.

45 posted on 10/09/2006 9:58:52 PM PDT by Rightfootforward

Apparently all of the other astronomers haven't been paying attention for quite a while. Or this one has the only working telescope.

46 posted on 10/09/2006 10:00:07 PM PDT by skr (We cannot play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.-- Ronald Reagan)

Wait...didn't we just go through all of this "End of the World" stuff in August?

I mean the "End of the World" parties were lots of fun and all, but isn't it a little too soon to do this again? Even New year's Eve only comes...well, once a year.

48 posted on 10/09/2006 10:00:57 PM PDT by Allegra (Super Elastic Bubble Plastic!)

How did Rove pull THIS off?

50 posted on 10/09/2006 10:01:08 PM PDT by Just Lori (Character is doing the right thing when no one is watching.)

To: tlb; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...

Anything to get rid of those damn trick-or-treaters.

54 posted on 10/09/2006 10:02:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)

EVERYONE PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

55 posted on 10/09/2006 10:02:35 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("The Americans on Flight 93 did more to counter terrorism than the Democrats have done in 4 years")

[ According to the Russian astronomer Nikolai Fedorovsky, a giant comet flying at top speed is bound for Earth. ]

Absolutely.. never never would there be a little bitty comet that would make for an entertaining evening of sky gazing and fireworks.. when it hit the MOON.. Wonder why "in past lives" nobody, I mean nobody, was a parasitic pickpocket.. but instead were a "KING or Queen"..

57 posted on 10/09/2006 10:02:54 PM PDT by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole.)

To: tlb; pax_et_bonum; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Slings and Arrows

“I’m not trying to scare anybody, I just want to warn the public,” sums up Fedorovsky.

No, that's cool, dude. Mass panics are always more organized when we have a little "heads up," you know?

I can't stand a disorganized mass panic.

I need to stock up on beer for the "We're All Gonna Die in the Comet Crash" party. I guess I can use the same decorations I recently used for the August 22 "Ahmadinejad's Gonna Nuke Us All" party?

64 posted on 10/09/2006 10:07:19 PM PDT by Allegra (Super Elastic Bubble Plastic!)

Is this Rove's big October surprise?

66 posted on 10/09/2006 10:07:52 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby

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