Caption and Photo-Shop - John Kerry and Teresa in NH

newsweak | 11/06/2006

[bitt]

On one of his last campaign trips as a "welcome guest", we see John Kerry and the lovely Teresa enjoying themselves in New Hampshire.....

[bitt]

[Cobra64]

Too bad the pictures are poorly framed.

[bitt]

absolutely perfect for PSing.

[kinoxi]

A little faster. (lower pic)

[Rb ver. 2.0]

In that first picture, Kerry is a caricature of himself.

[Jet Jaguar]

Goof ball Dork.

[kittymyrib]

Nice to see Terrayza is still sniffing her stuff, but hey, if I were married to JF'nK, the biggest loser on the planet, I'd be sniffing something too.

[lightman]

"If I don't stop telling lies my nose is going to smudge the windshield!"

[llevrok]

I like it whem Mommy T lets me drive

[Mrs.Nooseman]

LOL.

Thanks for the ping(s).:)

[WVNight]

Can I have another quarter , puuuhhlleeezz

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Howdy JJ.

LOL.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I bet you never thought you'd see a New Yawk cab driver wearing a Kerry halloween mask, did ya!

[armymarinemom]

Bump for later. He looks like he is trying to run down a stupid soldier.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

"Purgatory really sucks. Where are my freaking raisins?!"

[Txsleuth]

Oh..good grief....were those taken recently???

[sageb1]

I wonder how long they'll stay together now that he's totally blown it.

[EagleUSA]

In that bottom pic....

"Oh, I would give my entire fortune to have my first husband back...."

[uptoolate]

"I'm trying to keep this 'Hush, Hush', but do you have any other catsup other than Heines? We just can't stomach the stuff, you know."

[csvset]

He looks like Herman Munster.

[sageb1]

As a matter of fact, I'd love to see the man reduced to total poverty.

[bitt]

"Please dear God, don't leave any steak knives near me...if he tells ONE MORE PERSON that he was driving "all by HIMSELF" again tonight, I'm not going to be able to help myself..."

[Frank_Discussion]

"Too bad the pictures are poorly framed."

Yeah. What you *can't* see in the first pic is Teddy K riding shotgun as he and J'effin do a Thema&Louise towards the Potomac...

[Charles Henrickson]

You know, politics, if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck as a junior senator in the minority party and the ski-bum boy toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.

[bitt]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15562022/site/newsweek/

[Jet Jaguar]

Mr. Goofy?

[indubitably]

When I first glanced at the picture, I thought he was at an amusement park in a bumper car!

[Political Junkie Too]

"Are we there yet?"

-PJ

[Socratic]

Lily and Herman puttin' on the dog.

[Frank_Discussion]

"Just like Cambodia!"

[Arizona Carolyn]

You mean it really is him???? If so, someone please save it for 2008.

[Frank_Discussion]

"I havn't been in the driver's seat for two weeks!"

[Echo Talon]

With a face like this, you can drive without a seatbelt...

[Political Junkie Too]

Teresa: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can marry a millionaire. If you don’t, you get stuck with him."

-PJ

[Cicero]

No photoshopping is necessary.

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Yup, Mr.Goofy.

[plain talk]

In the first pic he looks like friggin Gomer Pyle.

[bitt]

"At the Wheel: Kerry flashes a smile as he tours a firehouse in Westbrook, Maine, before speaking with its inhabitants"...


and the other,
"Feeling Blue: Kerry and his wife Teresa Heinz (far left) at the Jefferson-Jackson dinner, dubbed 'Keep NH Blue'"


for real.

[Kirkwood]

[rlmorel]

[Arizona Carolyn]

I swear if someone hadn't told me, I would have sworn it was a Kerry Halloween masked guy driving the car. Can you imagine how bad he'll look in two more years? Especially if the GOP whomps them tomorrow and he gets the blame.

[RayChuang88]

OH NO!! Senator Kerry is trying to imitate the senior Senator from the same state!

[bitt]

haha!

check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsjXCVJaElM

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Movie Title: "Driving Miss Crazy"

Featured Soundtrack: "Highway to (Political) Hell

[RandallFlagg]

TOO easy!

[Echo Talon]

The Smart And Educated drive without Seatbelts! :)

[bitt]

"Oh, Lovey....the air conditioning in this little aero-plane is a bit PRIMITIVE, wouldn't you say??"

[cpdiii]

I can not believe that I married that cloaca!

[Interesting Times]

Don't drive angry.

[SandRat]

Oh GOD NO!!!!..... He's Talking again!!!!