Heather: Eye Candy Haircuts (Rush: Sex Appeal As Old As Human Nature Alert)

Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | 12/13/2006 | Rush Limbaugh

[goldstategop]

Sex appeal is as old as human nature. And some people are still shocked when women make themselves attractive to guys. Welcome to the real world.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Chi-townChief]

There's a place by me, Sport Cuts, that has the whole sports motif and hot cheerleader-type babes to cut your hair. Except their haircutting expertise sucks real bad. I went one time with a coupon but am never going back.

[goldstategop]

When the boss looks likes this, guys go there for more than the haircut:

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[HighWheeler]

Why worry about your bad haircut? Everybody else has to look at that. You got to look at the cheerleaders.

[goldstategop]

Exactly. Its the next best thing to having sex: having a beautiful woman mess around with your head.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Chi-townChief]

The guys at work asked if I I got it cut at the veterinarian.

[goldstategop]

There used to be a time when barber shops and salons were strictly unisex. Now they're in the cross-over business category.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[CJ Wolf]

http://www.paradisecuts.com/Home.html

[Old_Mil]

True, except for one thing...you can find out more about what is going on in a smaller town by visiting the neighborhood barber than you can by a trip to the Pentagon.

[raybbr]

I looked at your homepage. Can you guess who this is?

[perfect stranger]

The Pentagon tends to the US Military. Why would you go to them for information about a small town?

[Doofer]

Ray Bradbury in the Chicago Cubs dugout...

[RedStateRocker]

My barber was in the Marines. Yes, SHE was. Great place for an old school haircut.

[dinasour]

> Exactly. Its the next best thing to having sex: having a beautiful woman mess around with your head.

I can relate to that. My wife cuts my hair.

Sometime, very shortly have we starting dating she said, "Sit down you look like a monkey".

I haven't been to a barber shop in 14 years.

I don't know where she learned how. I know she isn't professionally trained. Most likely that was the first time she had ever cut anyone's hair.

[Chi-townChief]

I'd have to say Lou Boudreau.

[battlegearboat]

I think it's Cary Grant.

[Bonaparte]

Back in '98 I went to the oldest Marine barracks in the country (DC) to get a haircut. Fastest haircut I ever had. That old black Marine barber took it all. While I was there, Marines were running in for their cuts, then running out. So I ran out too. Great experience. I was hoping to see G. Gordon Liddy at our conservative fete that night so I could show him my new shiney dome, maybe get him to autograph it. No such luck.

[Bonaparte]

My Mom used to give all five of us kids haircuts when we were growing up. She just learned it from the booklet that came with her haircutting kit. Never got a bad cut.

[mountn man]

Instead of a haircut, that just want a little "trim"?

[brewer1516]

So this guy sticks his head into the door of the barber shop and says "Bob Peters here?" and the barber says "no, we just give haircuts."

Rimshot!