Extolling The Female Tongue

GOPUSA ^ | December 18, 2006 | Selwyn Duke

[MichiganConservative]

if a woman can't even LOOK to see if the seat is up, and take appripriate action, how is it the man's fault?

You could just leave it down. If some urine gets on the seat, that's what toilet paper is for.

[Jeff Chandler]

Let's settle the toilet seat controversy once and for all. It's a matter of function, and how the device was designed.

1.)When doing what requires sitting, the seat is down.

2.)When doing what requires standing, the seat is up.

3.)All other times, the seat AND LID are down, for sanitation and aesthetic purposes.

Great, now that we're done with that, let's tackle the tissue roll over/tissue roll under problem.

Solution: Which ever way it happens to end up in my hand when I put the roll on the roller.

[Disambiguator]

my attitude is that if women can leave a toilet seat down, men can leave it up.

The real issue here is that women aren't leaving the seat up.

[redgolum]

Extolling The Female Tongue

This title is custom built for Laz.

[DManA]

Why assume that the extra talking is actually communicating information? I think its mostly social noise whose function is to reassure them that the communications channels are still open.

[Dixie Yooper]

When we lived in the DC metro area, we could see where my wife worked from our balcony which was about 1.5 miles away. Her nightly story about how bad and stupid the traffic was on the way home used to take longer than the actual trip.

[JamesP81]

Never thought of it this way: the psychobabblers do harp on communication a lot. OTOH, the Bible says that the wise person keeps his trap shut more than he opens it.

[camle]

if a woman can't look where she's settin' why is it the MAN'S fault?

[day10]

That, my FRiend, is an unfortunate headline!

A very Merry Christmas to you and yours!!!!!

[Fierce Allegiance]

3.)All other times, the seat AND LID are down, for sanitation and aesthetic purposes.

How's the dog gonna get a drink?

[tongue-tied]

I know there's a joke about a female tongue being tied in here somewhere but I'm too hungry to think.

As for the toilet seat being up or down: if you want it down then don't complain when I pee on it. You can't have it both ways. ('You' being wimmen in general here)

[Larry Lucido]

I had to click on this.

Oh, wait, we're talking about talking? Nah, not interested.

[Fierce Allegiance]

And to you and yours!

[roaddog727]

Data overload and my brain tunes out the incessant drivel.

[JamesP81]

I understand womens's can's are even filthier than men's are.

They are. When I was in high school, I worked after school in a grocery store and one of my jobs was cleaning the bathrooms. The men's was an example of spic and span polish compared to the women's.

[ansel12]

The real key to the toilet seat, is for men to simply ignore it.

If she annoys you, then tell her from now on she is responsible for the seat, so if she wants a dry one, she better put it back up when she is finished.

[ErnBatavia]

I tend to like female tongues.

"So do ah, big boy...so do ah"

[JamesP81]

This title is custom built for Laz.

Pissant too.

[garyhope]

And further more,......about that toilet seat thing,....

What would the women rather do about it, put it down or clean it off? Even as a guy, I'd rather put it down when appropriate. And there are plenty of disgusting urinals out there too.

[rightsmart]

When I first got married, my wife insisted that I put the seat down in our bathroom. My response has been to always put the lid and seat down. It takes the same amount of effort, it prevents stuff from accidentally falling in it, and it keeps the pets out of the bowl. My three sons and I always put the lids down. I wonder why the females in the house don't put the lids down when they are finished doint their business?