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Virgin dragon to give birth in holiday season (It's a Woodland Critter Christmas)
MSNBC ^ | 12/20/2006 | Maria Cheng

Posted on 12/20/2006 11:47:20 AM PST by mmmRamen

CHESTER, England - As Christmas approaches, a virgin mother is anxiously awaiting the arrival of her offspring. She’s Flora, the Komodo dragon.

In an evolutionary twist, Flora has managed to become pregnant all on her own without any male help. It would seem the timing is auspicious: The seven baby Komodo dragons are due this festive season.

(Excerpt) Read more at msnbc.msn.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: critterchristmas; komododragon; southpark; virgin; virginbirth
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Hail Satan!


1 posted on 12/20/2006 11:47:23 AM PST by mmmRamen
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To: mmmRamen

Has Bill Clinton been there in the last year or so?........


2 posted on 12/20/2006 11:48:12 AM PST by Red Badger (New! HeadOn Hemorrhoid Medication for Liberals!.........Apply directly to forehead.........)
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To: mmmRamen

That was one weird-ass South Park episode.


3 posted on 12/20/2006 11:48:52 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: EveningStar

pingle bells


4 posted on 12/20/2006 11:49:19 AM PST by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 140-144)
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To: Red Badger

I'd say one of the male help is lying.


5 posted on 12/20/2006 11:50:40 AM PST by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: mmmRamen
Flora? They should've of named it "Hillary " or "Rosie O'D". Then you would have known for sure that she was a virgin.


6 posted on 12/20/2006 11:51:44 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: dead

Lol, it was awesome!


7 posted on 12/20/2006 11:53:10 AM PST by The Blitherer ("I will prepare and some day my chance will come.")
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To: mmmRamen

But we got to have a human host body for the Antichrist.

Oh dear, maybe we won't have a critters C-Christmas after all.

Now don't be down, y'all. Stanny can help us find non-baptized heathen human.


8 posted on 12/20/2006 11:53:16 AM PST by nhoward14
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I want to know who the doctor was that qualified her a a virgin.
I don't want to mess with him!
9 posted on 12/20/2006 11:53:39 AM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: EveningStar

Ping-a-ling!


10 posted on 12/20/2006 11:55:04 AM PST by The Blitherer ("I will prepare and some day my chance will come.")
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To: mmmRamen

I used to breed Chameleons and the live bearers of the species have this same characteristic. They can be born gravid (pregnant) and/or repeatedly become gravid after a single mating. Good defense against a high mortality rate.


11 posted on 12/20/2006 11:55:12 AM PST by doodad
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She's very pretty, I like the copper ring around her eyes.

12 posted on 12/20/2006 11:58:55 AM PST by najida (If it wasn't for fast food, I'd have no food at all.)
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To: mmmRamen

Wasn't this in Revelation?


13 posted on 12/20/2006 11:59:17 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

I thought "Ghostbusters"!


14 posted on 12/20/2006 12:07:12 PM PST by Young Werther
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To: Larry Lucido
Wasn't this in Revelation?

Not sure about that, but it WAS in Jurassic Park. ;)

15 posted on 12/20/2006 12:10:43 PM PST by kAcknor (Don't flatter yourself.... It is a gun in my pocket.)
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To: Young Werther
"I thought "Ghostbusters"!"

No, thats "cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!"

16 posted on 12/20/2006 12:12:39 PM PST by GreenLanternCorps (WHO DEY! WHO DEY! WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT DEM BENGALS!!!)
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To: mmmRamen; .cnI redruM; 537cant be wrong; 68 grunt; A. Patriot; A_Conservative_Chinese; ...

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Please ping me with any South Park related articles. Thank you!

If you want on or off this ping list, please FReepmail me.

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17 posted on 12/20/2006 12:13:17 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: mmmRamen

Can Helen Thomas do this?


18 posted on 12/20/2006 12:18:59 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER
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she's so ugly even she wouldn't breed with herself...
19 posted on 12/20/2006 12:22:26 PM PST by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Take a look a Soros.
20 posted on 12/20/2006 12:28:10 PM PST by kinoxi
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