Posted on 12/20/2006 11:47:20 AM PST by mmmRamen
CHESTER, England - As Christmas approaches, a virgin mother is anxiously awaiting the arrival of her offspring. Shes Flora, the Komodo dragon.
In an evolutionary twist, Flora has managed to become pregnant all on her own without any male help. It would seem the timing is auspicious: The seven baby Komodo dragons are due this festive season.
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Has Bill Clinton been there in the last year or so?........
That was one weird-ass South Park episode.
pingle bells
I'd say one of the male help is lying.
Lol, it was awesome!
But we got to have a human host body for the Antichrist.
Oh dear, maybe we won't have a critters C-Christmas after all.
Now don't be down, y'all. Stanny can help us find non-baptized heathen human.
Ping-a-ling!
I used to breed Chameleons and the live bearers of the species have this same characteristic. They can be born gravid (pregnant) and/or repeatedly become gravid after a single mating. Good defense against a high mortality rate.
She's very pretty, I like the copper ring around her eyes.
Wasn't this in Revelation?
I thought "Ghostbusters"!
Not sure about that, but it WAS in Jurassic Park. ;)
No, thats "cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!"
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