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How to know you're driving too fast (Vanity0
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Posted on 02/02/2007 9:41:54 AM PST by deaconjim
This is a sure sign you're driving way too fast!
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: funny; movedtochat; picture
Shamelessly stolen from an e-mail I received. I have no idea what the source of this might be, but it is funny anyway.
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:41:57 AM PST
by
deaconjim
To: deaconjim
LOL! I received that e-mail too from a friend! Thanks for posting it. TOOO FUNNY!
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:43:55 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(RUDY GIULIANI 2008 - STRENGTH AND LEADERSHIP)
To: deaconjim
Cleanup on Aisle 2 please.
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:45:32 AM PST
by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: areafiftyone
It was way to funny not to not pass it on.
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:45:34 AM PST
by
deaconjim
(Because He lives...)
To: deaconjim
LOL! I know - I just e-mailed it out to a bunch of people but did not know how to post it from an e-mail. I Love it!
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:46:29 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(RUDY GIULIANI 2008 - STRENGTH AND LEADERSHIP)
To: deaconjim
A sure sign you're driving way too fast?........A little blue light comes on in the rearview mirror......
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:47:24 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Rachel Carson is responsible for more deaths than Adolf Hitler...............)
To: deaconjim
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:51:10 AM PST
by
RushCrush
(Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.)
To: areafiftyone
The pup looks just like a friend's dog, and those seats are exactly like the one's in his truck. Needless to say, we forwarded that e-mail on to him first.
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:51:17 AM PST
by
deaconjim
(Because He lives...)
To: deaconjim
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:57:04 AM PST
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Red Badger
It can also work the other way.
I managed to locate the one person in our area that starts the traffic jam every morning. Driving in at 6:30 this morning with no cars in sight, I rounded the bend and came upon her vehicle, she was driving 33 mph in a 45 mph (no passing) zone. Within minutes, there were 30+ cars behind us and not a soul in front.
When there are no cars in front of you and headlights as far as the eye can see behind you... that may just be a good indication that, chances are, YOU are the problem.
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:58:25 AM PST
by
Hatteras
To: deaconjim
Either that, or the cow is still alive.
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posted on
02/02/2007 10:16:08 AM PST
by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: EX52D
"Temporary" Insanity ???!!
Model #2 ??
(I dare not ask what happened to #1)
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posted on
02/02/2007 10:33:36 AM PST
by
knarf
(Islamists kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
To: knarf
I'm guessing it would be underwater? :)
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posted on
02/02/2007 11:13:11 AM PST
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Hatteras
When there are no cars in front of you and headlights as far as the eye can see behind you... that may just be a good indication that, chances are, YOU are the problem. Unfortunately, the people that do this NEVER recognize that they might be the problem. Chinese lady I was working with told me that she got a lot of upraised middle fingers when driving and asked me what those meant. I told her it meant she needed to work on her driving.
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posted on
02/02/2007 11:16:59 AM PST
by
from occupied ga
(Your most dangerous enemy is your own government)
To: Hatteras
On many 2 lane roads in Washington, there are signs and fines for having more than 5 cars behind you.
The troopers are usually quite strict in enforcing this law. They'll also give you grief if you stop for what they consider "too long" to allow others to pass. Or if you pull over anywhere other than what they consider an "approved" spot.
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posted on
02/02/2007 1:30:44 PM PST
by
Don W
(Stoneage man survived thousands of years of bitter-cold ice. Modern man WILLsurvive global warming.)
To: deaconjim
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posted on
02/02/2007 6:17:07 PM PST
by
OESY
To: deaconjim
Got that in an email too. Love it. Got these pictures the other day. Someone was lucky.
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posted on
02/02/2007 9:25:00 PM PST
by
barker
( A smile is a curved line that sets things straight.)
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