Posted on 05/01/2007 8:01:42 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders
by Scott Ott
(2007-05-01) — As unconfirmed news broke that the chief of al-Qaeda in Iraq may have been killed in a battle with a rival terror group, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called on President George Bush to step in and halt the slaying of terror leaders.
“It’s a known fact that every time a terror leader is killed, another rises to take his place,” said Sen. Reid. “Therefore, the only way to stop the spawning of new terror leaders is to halt the slaying of the current ones.”
The Nevada Democrat said Mr. Bush should petition the United Nations to send in an unarmed peacekeeping force to protect the known terror leaders from accidental or intentional execution by Iraqi and U.S. forces, as well as by their own colleagues in the terror industry.
“If these guys keep getting knocked off,” Sen. Reid said, “how will we ever build relationships that lead to negotiations and peace treaties? The longer a terror leader stays at the helm, the more we can get to know him. When Democrats talk about bringing stability to the region, this is what we mean.”
Why not? It worked for Castro. LOL!
Scrappleface is so damn good.
Why did I instantly took this as real life?
bttt
Scrappable Face....but it has the ring of truth! LOL
ROFL
This guy cracks me up every time. Good stuff, good stuff.
The sickest thing about Scrappleface headlines is I don’t know they’re false until I read the origin of the headline. I could definitely envision Reid saying this in some context.
Because Harry Reid has become a caricature.
Turn your satire detector on.
EGADS. Scrappleface is good. LOL
I dunno, maybe because Harry Reid is such a bloomin' idiot. I admit, I missed the Scrappleface thing myself, and thought it was genuine.
I can only shake my head in total disbelief.
“It’s a known fact that every time a terror leader is killed, another rises to take his place,” said Sen. Reid. “Therefore, the only way to stop the spawning of new terror leaders is to halt the slaying of the current ones.”
Reid actually said this?
I knew he was a pathetic partisan hack...but this tells me he really is ate up with the goofies.
I fell for it just like the SF rube that I am.
You can’t kill the enemy, what’s the matter with you?
Every time we defeat a democrat, a new one rises to take his place.
Therefore we must stop defeating democrats.
On the other hand....
Everytime the democrats defeat a Republican, the Republicans send a new one.
Therefore the democrats must stop defeating Republicans.
But...
Everytime someone dies, a new person gets born, therefore we have to stop dying.
and...
Everytime someone retires from a company, a new person takes his/her place. Therefore people have to stop retiring.
and it should be noted that....
Everytime someone buys a loaf of bread the store puts a new one on shelf - so everyone should stop buying bread.
and finally....
Everytime you eat you then have to go to the bathroom....need I say more?
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