Posted on 05/19/2007 7:31:38 AM PDT by Congressman Billybob
I wouldn’t buy ANYTHING from GEICO. If that’s how they advertise themselves ... I don’t want anything to do with a company that has such a low, childish self image.
I can identify with your gout. My daddy used to say it hurt for a shadow to fall across his foot when he had it. I have it sometimes but mine is not too bad.
I guess that that would depend on your personal view of what’s “essential”.
:)
snicker....I mean ESSENTIAL in keeping the machine running.
I guess I mean the heart and brain!
The NORTHERN brain!
:-p
I’m still looking for the return of “commercial free cable TV”.
Oh, my!. ED meds and what "comes next" all in one smutty article.
I am impressed.
Just pullin' your leg, John. ;^)
Used to find it right next to the 24/7 Rev. Gene Scott station.
My 34 year old husband said your description of how gout feels was an understatement
Well one of those GEICO cavemen is getting back together with Tina.
I’m personally sick of those Herpes medication ads with the chick doing all romantic stuff with her lame boyfriend who can’t score with a non-VD sufferer.
I am baffled by the adds that always end in a pair of bathtubs. On a cliff, on a beach, in a vineyard. And the people in the ads are IN the tubs, presumably nekkid, no pile of clothes nearby. Oh, yeah, and it two separate tubs. One would think the idea would be to get......together.
Just can’t figure that one out.
Just wait until you start getting phone calls about burial “plans”. LOL
I hate the ED ads and wish they would be banned or atleast come on after family hours.
“Then the picture switches to a male incontinence “diaper” that offers the kind of protection you need for a long ride.”
Rebel With a Load On...
The lizard is pretty funny.
“I was hit in the rear...
A lizard licks his eyeball”
I have gout which has migrated into arthritis.
Fortunately it only attacks my toes, feet, ankles, knees, elbows and fingers.
When it is bad it hurts worse when the neighbors run their shower. A shadow is devastating!
It is not that treatable either.
However, I may not be able to walk very well or swing a golf club but I don’t need a diaper. Always a silver lining!
As a long time gout sufferer how about this one:
Stand next to a wood fire. Have someone smash you on the foot with a sledge hammer. When the pain reaches maximum a few seconds later, shove your foot into the fire. - Tom
no prob on the ED ads, a couple of them have had some smokin’ hot babes. (the one where the guy decides to record the ballgame for one)
Stand in the middle of a room and have your worse enemy drive a rusty railroad spike through your foot into the broken glass covered floor and then run in circles.
This activity will take your mind off of the gout for a few minutes.
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