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Alien Bill Deal Puts Kennedy Name on Bush Library
Scrappleface ^ | 05/19/2007 | Scott Ott

Posted on 05/19/2007 1:43:40 PM PDT by peyton randolph

If Congress were to pass the new proposed comprehensive immigration bill, Bush administration sources say Sen. Ted Kennedy will get naming rights to George W. Bush’s future presidential library as part of the deal.

“It’s only fair, since Teddy’s the architect of the Bush legacy,” said an unnamed White House source. “Sen. Kennedy was the driving force behind the ‘No Child Left Behind’ act, and now this measure to legalize illegal immigration. Historians will remember these as the watersheds of Bush-Kennedy years.”

The president has already expressed enthusiasm for the Kennedy-sponsored bill, which supporters dubbed the “No Hard Feelings Immigration Act of 2007,” because it creates a pathway to citizenship for the more than 12 million “undocumented workers” who can document that they arrived in the U.S. before January 1, 2007.

The future Bush presidential library will be located in the president’s hometown of Crawford, TX, and sources said it would be built for “pennies on the dollar” by a small army of newly-legal illegal immigrants.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; Mexico; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: amnesty; illegalimmigration; immigration; reconquista; scrappleface
Viva Jorge Arbusto!
1 posted on 05/19/2007 1:43:41 PM PDT by peyton randolph
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2 posted on 05/19/2007 1:51:03 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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I know this article is supposed to be satire, but it is so close to the mark that it's not really funny.
3 posted on 05/19/2007 1:56:19 PM PDT by Zakeet (Be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for)
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“It’s only fair, since Teddy’s the architect of the Bush legacy,” aid an unnamed White House source.

Lol you can't make this stuff up.

4 posted on 05/19/2007 1:56:20 PM PDT by Reaganwuzthebest
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I know this article is supposed to be satire,

The way things have been going you can never tell anymore lol.

5 posted on 05/19/2007 1:59:41 PM PDT by Reaganwuzthebest
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Well, it coulda been true. And I’d bet Pres. Bush would have no obejection to doing it since he is a co-sponsor of destroying this country.


6 posted on 05/19/2007 2:52:15 PM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like what you say))
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First “No Child Left Behind”, now “No Mexican Left Behind”.


7 posted on 05/19/2007 3:28:29 PM PDT by AZLiberty (President Fred -- I like the sound of it.)
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I love Scrappleface. Scott Ott for President!


8 posted on 05/19/2007 3:32:35 PM PDT by karnage
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“built for “pennies on the dollar” by a small army of newly-legal illegal immigrants.”

LOL!


9 posted on 05/19/2007 4:04:26 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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Viva Jorge Arbusto!


10 posted on 05/19/2007 5:21:09 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Will I be suspended again for this remark?)
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Lol you can't make this stuff up.

Um. It's Scrappleface, they did make it up.

11 posted on 05/19/2007 5:30:13 PM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
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Um I know.


12 posted on 05/19/2007 5:30:51 PM PDT by Reaganwuzthebest
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I’m surprised that the Mexican government isn’t getting the naming rights.

Yes, yes, I know it’s satire, but still.


13 posted on 05/19/2007 8:16:18 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (I wish the world was a newt!)
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