Posted on 05/31/2007 7:01:58 PM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy
Did you know there’s industrialized life on Mars and Neptune? There has to be. Recent reports show that global warming is on the rise dramatically on Neptune, and ice caps are melting on Mars.
There must be relatively intelligent but ecologically stupid life on these planets flying jets, driving SUV’s and using aerosol hairspray. As Al Gore teaches us, there is no other way for global warming to occur.
In the meantime, expect environmental activists to mobilize to save the other planets that are being ruined. Soon we might see Sheryl Crow’s “Concert for Uranus,” where she will ask us to go from using the one square of toilet paper per her earlier request, to 1/2 square, in order to keep this looming tragedy on Neptune from striking neighboring planets.
How bad is it? Here’s the latest photograph of the surface of Neptune, as taken from the New Horizons spacecraft: see website
Thank you for not including the link.
The headline alone is worth visiting the thread.
Link at the top of the article works just fine, but here it is again.
What does Cheryl Crowe know about wiping out Klingons?
A half-square isn’t nearly enough for all of Uranus.
“Has she ever seen Uranus?”, Rosie asked.
Al Gore, for the love of God, please go save Neptune!
Save the solar system!
Time to trade in your Escalades for farting donkeys and get free fertilizer too.
I hear sometimes there’s a gaseous discharge from its soft core.
Damn Republicans! Now they are polluting other planets! Maybe it was caused by a Federation Starship flying by.
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No way will 2 squares do the job! Reminds me of what my mom told me about life during WWII. (She's an immigrant from another country; this was not in the USA.) Toilet paper was in short supply, basically none available. People had to carry a cloth towel, and hand-clean it afterwards. Oh, running water wasn't dependable either. We have got it real good right now.
Sheryl Crow has joined in with the caws.
So if the sun isn't getting hotter, what's causing Neptune's warming? Neptune's orbit is 164 years so observations (1950 to present day) span less than a third of a Neptunian year. Climate modelling of Neptune shows its brightening is a seasonal response. Eg - Neptune is heading into summer.
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