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Whales got free care by entering illegally
San Jose Mercury News ^
| 6/2/07
| Bert Taddei
Posted on 06/02/2007 10:56:28 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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Now this guy has an intriguing theory!
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Especially intriguing is the idea of luring the illegals out to sea, and then abandoning them to their fate.
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posted on
06/02/2007 10:58:11 AM PDT
by
3AngelaD
(They've screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, now they're here screwing up ours.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom; SmithL; NormsRevenge
Wittiest article that’s appeared in the Murk in 20 years.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:01:12 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(More Americans are killed each day in the U.S. by abortion than were killed on 9/11 !)
To: Liz; indylindy; calcowgirl
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:02:14 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(More Americans are killed each day in the U.S. by abortion than were killed on 9/11 !)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:03:23 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
It's SHAMnesty you whales...not SHAMUnesty....
Try pulling this illegal entry stunt in Alaskan rivers and the Inuits/Eskimos would be slicing up your blubber by now.
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:03:28 AM PDT
by
tflabo
(<p>)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I’ve been saying this the whole time...they wanted Z visas....and a FEMA card.
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:04:33 AM PDT
by
txroadkill
( http://iraqstar.org)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
But the whales eventually went home. I think they are more like the “health care tourists” we see from ‘Canada, Europe and other places that practice Hillary Care.
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:06:59 AM PDT
by
NavVet
(O)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
We need comprehensive reform - ratify the Law of the Sea Treaty!
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:10:13 AM PDT
by
M203M4
(Vote Fruity Giuliani or the terrists will win! Abortion & gun control = price for freedumb!)
To: TommyDale; Liz; calcowgirl
They got the hell out of here realizing they might end up with clogged blowholes like our Congress!
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:10:40 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Poppa Daddy Whale rules from the East Coast habitat you wandering big fishkies.
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:14:47 AM PDT
by
tflabo
(<p>)
To: ProtectOurFreedom; Slings and Arrows
The wayward whales [Delta and Dawn] are presumably gone, but the reason they entered California waters is still unknown.
Just drowning the women that Americans whales won't
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:17:39 AM PDT
by
grjr21
To: indylindy; Liz; calcowgirl
Congress’ blowholes are at the other end.
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:18:35 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(More Americans are killed each day in the U.S. by abortion than were killed on 9/11 !)
To: indylindy
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:31:48 AM PDT
by
Liz
(It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Got a login screen and the prompt:
The requested resource (/reg/WEB-INF/jspf/nullFooter.jspf) is not available
Why doesn’t the Murkey like me? Could it be the letter I wrote when I canceled my subscription?
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:42:16 AM PDT
by
InABunkerUnderSF
(Everything I need to know about Palestinian nationalism I learned on June 5, 1968.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Mother whale: O.K., it’s probably safe for us to return to open oceans now.
Baby whale: You think so, Mom. What about the pods of killer whales we were fleeing from?
Mother whale: Experience tells me they’re probably gone by now. Plus we’ve done our little p.r. skit that we talked with the other humpbacks about doing.
Baby whale: You mean the schtick where we let the humans think we’re lost, so we can get a gauge on where their current humanity is towards us?
Mother whale: Right. It’s always a risky task, but someone has to do it.
Baby whale: You really think they thought we were “lost?” How the hell can we get lost? We swim thousands of miles every year from one end of the earth to the other?
Mother whale: Watch your whale song, jr, and yes, these humans believe they are far superior to us.
Baby whale: But even as an infant, my brain is several times as large as theirs, do they really think I need all these brains to filter krill?
Mother whale: They have incredible egos, my dear, especilly the democrats. Those are the humans with the smallest amount of working brain area.
Baby whale: Are they the ones on the tour boats that try to reach out and pet us?
Mother whale: Yeah, mostly.
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:43:32 AM PDT
by
at bay
("We actually did an evil....." Eric Schmidt, CEO Google)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
They were intending to travel to Cuba (Kuba) but became miffed when they didn’t receive priority passage through the Panama Canal.
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:46:01 AM PDT
by
Sir Clean Plate Club
(Gore feels things are getting warmer because he is going to Hell)
To: at bay
Is this the whole article? I signed up and searched and searched and couldn’t find it.
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posted on
06/02/2007 11:59:56 AM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(That "broken glass" we all crawled over in 2000 has now left scars on our hearts as well !)
To: TommyDale
Obviously the missing Saudi student managed to steal one of our new missile defense systems, hide it under the whales and heard them to the highest bidder. Uncovering this ingenius plot just plain wore me out...time to take off my heavy tinfoil hat with flat-screen monitor and industrial strength antenna.
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posted on
06/02/2007 12:03:53 PM PDT
by
Stayfree
(Bumper stickers, coffee mugs & Flush Hillary calendars at Flush Hillary.com)
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