Fred's "child wife" is 40 yrs old? The old bag must play a lot of 'rack'etball to stay in shape.
Posted on 06/03/2007 4:30:07 PM PDT by melt
Does the heaving bosom play well among Bible Belt Republicans? Among New Hampshire primary voters?
How else to explain, as debate week begins, the bursting out all over by GOP front-runners’ wives? What’s with this ample - and aging - display of decolletage?
Mrs. John McCain, 52, just gave Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren an at-home tour wearing this tight, bubble-gum-pink wraparound shirt cut to her sternum. Three inches of cleavage. Poor Greta, the consummate professional in blue blazer and yellow button-down, didn’t know where to look.
Meanwhile nearly half the pictures you see of Judy Nathan, aka Mrs. Giuliani, also 52, are very bosomy. Is this supposed to convince those wondering about Rudy - you know, after he bunked with the gay guys post divorce #2 - that he’s not just A Big Hetero but A Big Hetero Who Loves Big Hetero Breasts?
Flashed around the country Thursday was yet another full cleavage shot of Fred Thompson’s child wife looking almost as well-endowed as Alex Rodriguez’s stripper/pole-dancer girlfriend. “That was quite a dress,” said one GOP analyst, breathless.
Perhaps Fred’s wife “Jeri” - yes, with an “i” - helps Fred with AARP, Viagra-ed up men: “You still got it goin’, Fred, you dirty dog.”
Doubt it helps him with women. Let’s face it, we’re all thinking the same thing: Fred’s 64. He’s really drooping. She’s 40, and not. Next to her, he looks 110.
“You wouldn’t see any Bush boobs,” says my GOP guy.
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Fred's "child wife" is 40 yrs old? The old bag must play a lot of 'rack'etball to stay in shape.
I think Margery is envious and with good reason.
By four years, iirc.
That’s a lot of blackmail power. The media would love to hear tales of how rotten a husband she married... instant political scandal.
Bingo! Hell hath no fury...
40 years old is hardly a “child wife”. Maybe, like many women, she appreciates an intelligent man.
Looks to me like someone had nothing to write about. I’m wondering if the writer is jealous of the women- or their husbands.
I’m My Own Grandpa
Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe
Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
‘Cause she was my father’s wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter
Who of course is my step-mother
Chorus
I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I’m my own grandpa
My father’s wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She’s my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grand
Keep moving, no agenda here.
Talk about snide.
So long as no one photo-shops Hillary with Victoria Secret-esque cleavage...
Not Breasts! OH NO!
Thanks. I was eating.
“Whatever, mister I’m my own grandpa.” - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
Of course hideous communist retards like “Teresa” without the “H” Gold Digger Heinz are much more appropriate First Lady material.
I heard that on Dr. Demento back in the late 70’s. Often, if a person who is speaking to me gets flustered in what they say, my response is “I’m my own grand pa”.
Appropriate First Lady material--- with the "H".
My opinion is that no woman wants to be made fun of like Barbara Bush, so they overcompensate by looking younger.
Ppppfffttt....
Fact- Jeri was PREGNANT when that picture was taken.
Fact- Fred’s first wife thinks so highly of him she’s said she would campaign for him.
Fact- Jeri was a political media consultant at Verner, Liipfert, Bernhard and McPherson in D.C. and worked for the Senate Republican Conference and the Republican National Committee.
Avoid substance, at all costs. Because the Dems are all lightweights.
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