Skip to comments.GOP wives are a polís breast friend: Front-runners get ample attention on the front lines
Posted on 06/03/2007 4:30:07 PM PDT by melt
Does the heaving bosom play well among Bible Belt Republicans? Among New Hampshire primary voters?
How else to explain, as debate week begins, the bursting out all over by GOP front-runners wives? Whats with this ample - and aging - display of decolletage?
Mrs. John McCain, 52, just gave Fox News Greta Van Susteren an at-home tour wearing this tight, bubble-gum-pink wraparound shirt cut to her sternum. Three inches of cleavage. Poor Greta, the consummate professional in blue blazer and yellow button-down, didnt know where to look.
Meanwhile nearly half the pictures you see of Judy Nathan, aka Mrs. Giuliani, also 52, are very bosomy. Is this supposed to convince those wondering about Rudy - you know, after he bunked with the gay guys post divorce #2 - that hes not just A Big Hetero but A Big Hetero Who Loves Big Hetero Breasts?
Flashed around the country Thursday was yet another full cleavage shot of Fred Thompsons child wife looking almost as well-endowed as Alex Rodriguezs stripper/pole-dancer girlfriend. That was quite a dress, said one GOP analyst, breathless.
Perhaps Freds wife Jeri - yes, with an i - helps Fred with AARP, Viagra-ed up men: You still got it goin, Fred, you dirty dog.
Doubt it helps him with women. Lets face it, were all thinking the same thing: Freds 64. Hes really drooping. Shes 40, and not. Next to her, he looks 110.
You wouldnt see any Bush boobs, says my GOP guy.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.bostonherald.com ...
Fred's "child wife" is 40 yrs old? The old bag must play a lot of 'rack'etball to stay in shape.
I think Margery is envious and with good reason.
By four years, iirc.
That’s a lot of blackmail power. The media would love to hear tales of how rotten a husband she married... instant political scandal.
Bingo! Hell hath no fury...
40 years old is hardly a “child wife”. Maybe, like many women, she appreciates an intelligent man.
Looks to me like someone had nothing to write about. I’m wondering if the writer is jealous of the women- or their husbands.
I’m My Own Grandpa
Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe
Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
‘Cause she was my father’s wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter
Who of course is my step-mother
I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I’m my own grandpa
My father’s wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She’s my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grand
Keep moving, no agenda here.
Talk about snide.
So long as no one photo-shops Hillary with Victoria Secret-esque cleavage...
Not Breasts! OH NO!
Thanks. I was eating.
“Whatever, mister I’m my own grandpa.” - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
Of course hideous communist retards like “Teresa” without the “H” Gold Digger Heinz are much more appropriate First Lady material.
I heard that on Dr. Demento back in the late 70’s. Often, if a person who is speaking to me gets flustered in what they say, my response is “I’m my own grand pa”.
Appropriate First Lady material--- with the "H".
My opinion is that no woman wants to be made fun of like Barbara Bush, so they overcompensate by looking younger.
Fact- Jeri was PREGNANT when that picture was taken.
Fact- Fred’s first wife thinks so highly of him she’s said she would campaign for him.
Fact- Jeri was a political media consultant at Verner, Liipfert, Bernhard and McPherson in D.C. and worked for the Senate Republican Conference and the Republican National Committee.
Avoid substance, at all costs. Because the Dems are all lightweights.
So this is what our western culture has devolved to. It’s no wonder that our Party effete are leading us by our noses to choose nominees who lack military knowledge, tend toward more funding for anti-family social programs, vote in favor of foreign hordes of cheap labor, and favor a yet stronger judicial against constitutional rights. The candidates only need to pretend that they are opposed to their own voting records.
Margery is turning into Maureen Dowd.
Hysteria \Hys*te"ri*a\, n. [NL.: cf. F. hyst['e]rie. See Hysteric.] (Med.) A nervous affection, occurring almost exclusively in women, in which the emotional and reflex excitability is exaggerated, and the will power correspondingly diminished, so that the patient loses control over the emotions, becomes the victim of imaginary sensations, and often falls into paroxism or fits. [1913 Webster] Note: The chief symptoms are convulsive, tossing movements of the limbs and head, uncontrollable crying and laughing, and a choking sensation as if a ball were lodged in the throat. The affection presents the most varied symptoms, often simulating those of the gravest diseases, but generally curable by mental treatment alone. Hysteric
She is showing the guy the size of the hamburger she ate for lunch.
Although initially concerned about the age difference, all she has to do is cover up the cleavage and smile, keep her mouth shut and let Fred do his thing.
People will appreciate that she is not a Heinz or Hitlery type.
It helps that she finally turned 40.
That was smart. Sort of a strange, but definitely significant part of the game. Pageantry and all that. I just wonder what the bio is on the first wife. Fred's a little long in the tooth, he needs to appeal to women.
Did I miss something? I always thought conservatives, at least conservative men, appreciated a well endowed conservative woman. If they don't, I might have to rethink my allegiances.
I couldn't care less along as she's an adult.
I certainly do, and anyone who knows my wife could confirm this. I just think some people’s hysteria at seeing cleavage or a bared breast on TV is silly.
Read the last paragraph of the article! You won’t believe your eyes!
I see, they are trying to play the age game. Well, let’s see Hitlery is no spring chicken. As for young Obama, he is a muslim and has no experience.
I really don’t think Fred turned his wife in for a younger model. I think it just happened.
According to Margery Eagan’s logic Dennis Kucinich’s younger wife is proof for his charm and intelligence,
but Fred Thompson’s younger wife is proof that he is an old, valueless pervert.
“If a construction worker does the same, we’re outraged.”
As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger, “Where you get “we” from, White Man?”
Yikes...Hil looks pregnant there...
When standing next to his wife, Kucinich looks even more like the world’s greatest dork.
I have two words, Ms. Eagan: Alexandra Kerry.
Clearly, I can’t speak for all women. Let’s say this. I am over 50 and I don’t give a rat’s rump how old his wife is.
He was divorced quite some time before marrying her.
Let’s move on to something with substance. Let’s focus on his positions on issues.
lol. I sure didn't.
JUST SENT THE FOLLOWING TO THE AUTHOR
I think our country is facing much larger, pressing and grave issues than the ages and breast sizes of candidates’ wives.
What is a female writer and commentator like you doing writing such mental garbage? You have set back the cause of women by your foolish chatter. You ought to be ashamed.
Please join the responsible adults in this country and talk about something important. If you can’t, please shut up.
Well believe it or not, it is an issue of substance. Seems to me it matters to a lot of voters who might be first lady. I sure do recall quite a lot of time spent on Teresa Heinz Kerry last time around. It matters. And sometimes the circumstances of a person's divorce (e.g., Guliani, Newt) tells you something about the character of the man. I'm not saying Fred did anything wrong. I'm just saying it's a fair question. That's not even debatable. I seriously doubt you were complaining about ppl trashing Teresa Heinz Kerry back in 04. It's politics, a game that has only a little to do with substance.
Too bad she’s almost as nutty as her husband.
Hitlery looks positively pg in that outfit!
Yeah those women have a hard time voting based on reason or rational thought.