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GOP wives are a polís breast friend: Front-runners get ample attention on the front lines
boston herald.com ^ | 6/03/07 | Margery Eagan

Posted on 06/03/2007 4:30:07 PM PDT by melt

Does the heaving bosom play well among Bible Belt Republicans? Among New Hampshire primary voters?

How else to explain, as debate week begins, the bursting out all over by GOP front-runners’ wives? What’s with this ample - and aging - display of decolletage?

Mrs. John McCain, 52, just gave Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren an at-home tour wearing this tight, bubble-gum-pink wraparound shirt cut to her sternum. Three inches of cleavage. Poor Greta, the consummate professional in blue blazer and yellow button-down, didn’t know where to look.

Meanwhile nearly half the pictures you see of Judy Nathan, aka Mrs. Giuliani, also 52, are very bosomy. Is this supposed to convince those wondering about Rudy - you know, after he bunked with the gay guys post divorce #2 - that he’s not just A Big Hetero but A Big Hetero Who Loves Big Hetero Breasts?

Flashed around the country Thursday was yet another full cleavage shot of Fred Thompson’s child wife looking almost as well-endowed as Alex Rodriguez’s stripper/pole-dancer girlfriend. “That was quite a dress,” said one GOP analyst, breathless.

Perhaps Fred’s wife “Jeri” - yes, with an “i” - helps Fred with AARP, Viagra-ed up men: “You still got it goin’, Fred, you dirty dog.”

Doubt it helps him with women. Let’s face it, we’re all thinking the same thing: Fred’s 64. He’s really drooping. She’s 40, and not. Next to her, he looks 110.

“You wouldn’t see any Bush boobs,” says my GOP guy.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: breasts; decolletage; elections; fred; fredthompson; republicans; romney; trophywives
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Fred's "child wife" is 40 yrs old? The old bag must play a lot of 'rack'etball to stay in shape.

1 posted on 06/03/2007 4:30:13 PM PDT by melt
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To: melt

I think Margery is envious and with good reason.

2 posted on 06/03/2007 4:35:00 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: melt
Fred's older than his M-i-L, according to a report I heard Friday.

By four years, iirc.

3 posted on 06/03/2007 4:35:16 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: melt

That’s a lot of blackmail power. The media would love to hear tales of how rotten a husband she married... instant political scandal.


4 posted on 06/03/2007 4:36:17 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: Anti-Bubba182

Bingo! Hell hath no fury...


5 posted on 06/03/2007 4:39:01 PM PDT by DTogo (I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
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To: melt

40 years old is hardly a “child wife”. Maybe, like many women, she appreciates an intelligent man.
Looks to me like someone had nothing to write about. I’m wondering if the writer is jealous of the women- or their husbands.


6 posted on 06/03/2007 4:42:16 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: Calvin Locke

I’m My Own Grandpa
Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
‘Cause she was my father’s wife

To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter
Who of course is my step-mother

Chorus

I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I’m my own grandpa

My father’s wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter’s son

My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She’s my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grand


7 posted on 06/03/2007 4:42:30 PM PDT by Sir Clean Plate Club (Gore feels things are getting warmer because he is on his way to Hell)
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To: melt
Flashed around the country Thursday was yet another full cleavage shot of Fred Thompson’s child wife looking almost as well-endowed as Alex Rodriguez’s stripper/pole-dancer girlfriend. “That was quite a dress,” said one GOP analyst, breathless.

Keep moving, no agenda here.

8 posted on 06/03/2007 4:42:40 PM PDT by Popman (New American Dream: Move to Mexican, cross the border, become an illegal. free everything)
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To: melt
Perhaps Fred’s wife “Jeri” - yes, with an “i”

Talk about snide.

9 posted on 06/03/2007 4:48:34 PM PDT by Huck (Soylent Green is People.)
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To: melt

So long as no one photo-shops Hillary with Victoria Secret-esque cleavage...


10 posted on 06/03/2007 4:50:40 PM PDT by DTogo (I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
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To: melt

Not Breasts! OH NO!


11 posted on 06/03/2007 4:50:43 PM PDT by arderkrag (Libertarian Nutcase (Political Compass Coordinates: 9.00, -2.62 - www.politicalcompass.org))
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To: DTogo

Thanks. I was eating.


12 posted on 06/03/2007 4:51:09 PM PDT by arderkrag (Libertarian Nutcase (Political Compass Coordinates: 9.00, -2.62 - www.politicalcompass.org))
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To: Sir Clean Plate Club

“Whatever, mister I’m my own grandpa.” - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth


13 posted on 06/03/2007 4:53:59 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Huck

Of course hideous communist retards like “Teresa” without the “H” Gold Digger Heinz are much more appropriate First Lady material.


14 posted on 06/03/2007 4:54:31 PM PDT by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)
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To: Sir Clean Plate Club

I heard that on Dr. Demento back in the late 70’s. Often, if a person who is speaking to me gets flustered in what they say, my response is “I’m my own grand pa”.


15 posted on 06/03/2007 4:54:35 PM PDT by Pete (My kid sister's first novel: Far Horizons at http://www.amazon.co.uk/)
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To: Rome2000

Appropriate First Lady material--- with the "H".

16 posted on 06/03/2007 4:57:09 PM PDT by melt (Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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To: Pete

My opinion is that no woman wants to be made fun of like Barbara Bush, so they overcompensate by looking younger.


17 posted on 06/03/2007 4:58:13 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: melt

Ppppfffttt....

Fact- Jeri was PREGNANT when that picture was taken.

Fact- Fred’s first wife thinks so highly of him she’s said she would campaign for him.

Fact- Jeri was a political media consultant at Verner, Liipfert, Bernhard and McPherson in D.C. and worked for the Senate Republican Conference and the Republican National Committee.


18 posted on 06/03/2007 5:03:12 PM PDT by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet -Fred'08)
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To: Rome2000
Well, it's a hit piece, but I have to admit, I didn't know about Fred's wife. Whatever. I can't say it helps. It's not the usual. But we'll see how it plays out. Women might be turned off. Seems like the classic case of an older dude trading in for a younger model. But I don't know the circumstances of his divorce. Anyway, point being, the hit piece did succeed in telling me something I didn't know about Fred.
19 posted on 06/03/2007 5:04:30 PM PDT by Huck (Soylent Green is People.)
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To: Democratshavenobrains

Avoid substance, at all costs. Because the Dems are all lightweights.


20 posted on 06/03/2007 5:04:40 PM PDT by ClaireSolt (Have you have gotten mixed up in a mish-masher?)
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