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Should Bush Form a Third Party?
vanity | 6-8-07 | brianbaldwin

Posted on 06/08/2007 11:26:40 AM PDT by Brian_Baldwin

Ted Party-boat Kennedy announced this afternoon they aren’t givin’ up – he’s handing out beanies from his boat to “da Boyz” and they are going to rally with Lindsey Grahamnesty, George Buffalo Bush, and the Philadelphia lawyer Arlen Specter to revive this Limousine ride that has turned into an African Safari. Meanwhile, Bush is in a jeep going down a deserted highway without headlights in the African moonlight, driving into the darkness at seventy miles an hour on an eerie ride, as we are told by the Bushbots it is “silvery under the moonlight” to make is sound perhaps even romantic. But being the headlights are out there are those constant jars as George hits a tortoise now and then, and periodically the engine dies out and Bush is looking around saying “who’s gonna’ push?”, but there doesn’t seem to be anyone around to push.

"We are not giving up. We are not giving in," Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., told reporters after he got off the phone with Bush Senior, the “I’m quitting the NRA” Senior Bush who was on a cell phone call with Dubya who was side-lined at the G-8 with a sour stomach after he heard the “Immigration” Limousine Liberal Bill was now looking like a freeway car fire thanks in part to those crazy right-wingers that FOX News Bill O’Reilly has been complaining about of late. Senior Bush had called up junior Bush who was eating a meditative bowl of Mexican pinto beans to give him advice – “Stay open to a thumb suck”.

“When it is recognized by the American people that the Senate has not acted (on immigration), I believe there is going to be a wave of support for what we have been trying to do," said Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa. . .

Oh really? Is that what is going to happen?

Maybe what’s happening here is that the Republican base, who wants the Republican Party to live up to Republican principles, isn’t going to be joining any Third-Party after all. Instead, maybe what’s happening is the Republican base who wants the Republican Party to live up to Republican principles is going to lead the Republican Party rather than be led. And maybe the Bushbots don’t see it yet, but maybe the ones in trouble aren’t the right-wingers that Bill O’Reilly has been complaining about, but the Bushbot wing of the Republican Party is in trouble.

In fact, perhaps the best strategy of the Republican candidates for 2008, the winning strategy for 08, is sort of the same strategy of the Democratic candidates for 08 – and that is to run against George Bush and the Bushbots.

“But George Bush isn’t running in Oh-eight”, you say.

No, he isn’t running in Oh-eight, and the Republican base wants to make sure of that. They don’t want a Bushbot in a Lindsey Graham or any of the others, they don’t want Bush or his bots, no sir. And ANY Republican candidate who is going to run and thinks they are going to win needs to get the message out, “I’m NOT George Bush”.

And the best way to do that is to just say no to the Bush-Kennedy "Immigration" Mandarin bill.

And no, it’s not going to be the Republican base that needs to move on to a Third-Party. And, seriously, I think perhaps it’s time that George Bush, his entire family, the Bushbots, et all, consider forming or joining a Third-Party.

Forming a Third-Party, rather than joining an existing one, probably makes more sense in that all of the existing Third-Parties probably wouldn’t want them.

Bill O’Reilly may not like it, but what we are seeing is something historical – it started about twenty years ago and has been slowly but increasingly growing, and the Mandarins in the Republican Party such as the Bushbots et all, are now having to lay down their fingernail files and are starting to have the obvious signs of what can only be described as “culture shock”.

The Mandarins are starting to find themselves forced to be in the same “tent” as the Republican base, and it’s a real culture shock for them.

The Mandarins of the Qing Dynasty Republi-crats turn to the Mandarins of the Tang Dynasty Demo-cans, and say “My God, I would rather associate with the Tang Mandarins then them (the peasants)”.

What to eat. What car to drive. If you are “clean” enough to even drive a car. And the Mandarins not only want to tell you what to eat, they want to tell you that there are no borders anymore, there are only “estates”. Estates is where they are going to live.

Where are you going to live?

You know, perhaps someone should remind Arlen Specter, Ted Kennedy, Lindsey Graham, John Edwards, the Mandarins et all, the old saying, “The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money”.

Perhaps they can call their new Third-Party, the Mandarin Party.

And their mascot can be the Dodo bird.

Perhaps the “independent” Bill O’Reilly, who is now starting to grow his fingernails, can join the new Third-Party and be their press spokesperson, being that he believes he is the prophet and regrets but nevertheless in his wisdom had to support the “Immigration” Bill in that it’s our only choice anyway, I mean “what can we do?”, and no one is going to stop it, certainly not those crazy Right-wingers who according to Life With Bill are really nothing but a bunch of smear artists and don’t appreciate very long fingernails.

Arlen, you wouldn’t be worth any more than that Limousine that’s on fire under the hood. You turned off exit 49 out to Highway 61. I know, you are getting old and you made a mistake at exit 49, a senior moment perhaps. You got to get back to filing your fingernails. Oh my God, and you look around before you open the door to get out of the burning Limo, and look over there. There’s these little fires burning – lots of them – “out there”, and, it’s getting dark. Should you get out and kick the fires? Oh no, maybe not. Just stay in the burning Limousine. After all, it’s a Limo.


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1 posted on 06/08/2007 11:26:42 AM PDT by Brian_Baldwin
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To: Brian_Baldwin

Whig.


2 posted on 06/08/2007 11:27:31 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: Brian_Baldwin

How about the Kool-Aid Party?


3 posted on 06/08/2007 11:31:05 AM PDT by TommyDale (Rudy Giuliani’s candidacy is fading faster than an abortionist’s conscience.)
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To: Brian_Baldwin

what bushbots?

i haven’t seen any bushbots around these parts for awhile


4 posted on 06/08/2007 11:31:33 AM PDT by samtheman
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To: samtheman

I think Duncan Hunter in the debates gave these republicans a good nick.... Kennedy-republicans...


5 posted on 06/08/2007 11:34:03 AM PDT by JoanneSD (Ted Kennedy proves "only the good die young")
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To: Brian_Baldwin

This thing is only stunned, not dead. These guys have their marching orders from the Soros crowd and big business and they aren’t going to quit until they force it down our throats and collect their “pensions.” The big boys may have to spend more $ on their “pensions” to sweeten the pot to find the price of the ones who got cold feet and caved to those of us on the other end of those molten telephone lines, but it’s not going to go away. Only the Republican party and middle class are going away.


6 posted on 06/08/2007 11:34:44 AM PDT by penowa (NO more Bushes; NO more Clintons EVER!)
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To: Brian_Baldwin

Yeah, let the pro-amnesty RINOs go off and form their own party — the Turd World Party.


7 posted on 06/08/2007 11:34:45 AM PDT by kevao
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To: Brian_Baldwin

“Stay open to a thumb suck”.

LOL

Can’t you just hear him:

“I did not suck this thumb!”

as he holds up a hickey digit.


8 posted on 06/08/2007 11:35:45 AM PDT by gas0linealley (.)
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To: Brian_Baldwin

A party of liberal spending, illegal alien amensty-granting, gun-grabbing transnationalists.


9 posted on 06/08/2007 11:37:05 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Brian_Baldwin

You rant was largely incoherent but I did take it you seem to like telling lies about Bill O’Reilly.

The first person I ever heard refer to this bill as “Amnesty” was Bill O’Reilly and I watched him argue that point against Tony Snow. I have never heard O’Reilly refer to it as anything other than amnesty and the death of the Republican party which he said NOBODY should want.

The right winger Bill referred to was the loathsome Michael Savage for posting pictures of dead U.S. soldiers and claiming they may be the kidnap victims in Iraq. It was so outrageous, the Army asked Savage to remove them.

Pretty pathetic, BS based rant, IMO.


10 posted on 06/08/2007 11:38:28 AM PDT by L98Fiero (A fool who'll waste his life, God rest his guts.)
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To: penowa
This thing is only stunned, not dead.

Yep. They shot for it all. They'll settle for half, and it'll still be enough to ruin our country as we know it. You are correct. There will be no middle class. It is disappearing. Exporting our manufacturing jobs is proving that.

11 posted on 06/08/2007 11:40:46 AM PDT by b4its2late (Liberalism is a mental disorder.)
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To: samtheman
Most are anti-freeping over with the Rudy bots at wideawake.net, pimping RINOS, drooling over Fruity's plan to make a Department of Nation Building (big-government turd-world neocon diarrhea Mcsplosion), and making excuses for liberalism.


12 posted on 06/08/2007 11:41:37 AM PDT by M203M4 (Vote Fruity Giuliani or the terrists will win! Abortion & gun control = price for freedumb!)
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To: L98Fiero

Where were you when good ole Bill after pointing out all its faults said he would still support it because it was better than doing nothing?


13 posted on 06/08/2007 11:41:40 AM PDT by penowa (NO more Bushes; NO more Clintons EVER!)
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To: Brian_Baldwin

Should Bush Form a Third Party?

Nah......HIS party is over, now that he has taken his MASK off!


14 posted on 06/08/2007 11:42:10 AM PDT by Vn_survivor_67-68
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To: b4its2late

Did you hear Byron Dorgan’s remarks to the Senate?


15 posted on 06/08/2007 11:42:35 AM PDT by gas0linealley (.)
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To: penowa

I’m afraid you’re right.....but here’s a thought that I posted last night that might be worth considering on the overall picture, though:

The saving grace (if it exists) in this is that all House members stand for election every 24 months......and that every one of them is under no illusion NOW about exactly what the majority of American Citizens think of illegal aliens, the expense of them, and legalizing them.

No matter how the media and Senators publicly try to downplay it, the House heard it loud and clear. This was the only “quiet riot” Obama will see.....


16 posted on 06/08/2007 11:46:31 AM PDT by Vn_survivor_67-68
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To: Brian_Baldwin
Yea... call it Kadima.
17 posted on 06/08/2007 11:46:52 AM PDT by pnh102
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To: penowa

I agree with your post. I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with your tagline!!


18 posted on 06/08/2007 11:52:48 AM PDT by Hornet19 (Secure Border + Fined Employers - Welfare = Self-deportation.)
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To: Brian_Baldwin

Should Bush form a 3rd party?

I think he already has, we just weren’t privy to the announcement.


19 posted on 06/08/2007 11:55:33 AM PDT by AuntB (" It takes more than walking across the border to be an American." Duncan Hunter)
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To: AuntB

Bush’s 3rd party

The Democraplican party. It’s entirely bi-partisan.
Motto: `We Know What’s Best For You’


20 posted on 06/08/2007 12:41:27 PM PDT by tumblindice
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