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Climate change behind Duke rape case: UN's Ban [SATIRE]
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| June 18, 2007
| Keli Kilohana
Posted on 06/18/2007 5:56:47 AM PDT by Keli Kilohana
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If only Boosh had signed the Kyoto Protocol, Nifong would not be in this mess either.
To: Keli Kilohana
This is from The Onion, right?
This guy can’t be serious...
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posted on
06/18/2007 5:59:45 AM PDT
by
iceskater
To: Keli Kilohana
It makes about as much sense as anything else the Left and that gang that runs the U.N. have to say.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:00:04 AM PDT
by
Savage Beast
(A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within.~Durant)
To: Keli Kilohana
Okay...so this is satire, right?
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:03:27 AM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: Keli Kilohana
Since this was a “fake” rape does that mean that global warming is “fake” as well????
Hmmmmmmmm....makes me think.....
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:04:10 AM PDT
by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: Oberon
Trim back this guy’s kimchee ration, quick.
To: Oberon
Okay...so this is satire, right? The sad thing is that the left has grown so deranged that we can tell the parody from the real thing.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:05:46 AM PDT
by
Smedley
(It's a sad day for American capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park)
To: Keli Kilohana
It was on the Drudge site where this guy blamed Darfur on global warming.
John Bolton, where are you man ?
The lunatics are running the asylum.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:06:25 AM PDT
by
IrishMike
( What happens when aliens breed with sheep ? - Democrats)
To: Keli Kilohana
The drought is not the fault of global warming. The fault lies with Texas. Texas has stolen all NC’s rain. Bush and Rove are from Texas and when the storm systems pass over Texas they are extracting all the moisture here. I have developed webbed toes from all the rain and my dogs have started to quack. so, as usual, it’s Bush’s fault.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:07:28 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Keli Kilohana
I enjoy reading good satire. but this guy isn’t very good; at all. First of all, it’s not funny.
To: IrishMike
John Bolton, where are you man ?
Megabump! Sadly, I can't even tell you who our representative to the UN is since John left.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:12:24 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Oberon
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:12:54 AM PDT
by
Grendel9
To: Liberty Valance
I’ve asked several liberals what they hated so much about John Bolton. None of them seemed to know why they hated him, only that they did.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:16:04 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: Keli Kilohana
When there was enough rain, he said, black field workers made a good living. But when Global Warming began to affect the rainfall in the Duke area, wealthy field workers like Crystal Mangum were driven to find other jobs—sometimes prostitution. Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:17:07 AM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
To: Ditter
“The drought is not the fault of global warming. The fault lies with Texas.”
Good one.
Now please tell them to turn it off. I’m a native Texan and not accustomed to getting wet in the summer.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:17:53 AM PDT
by
Mrs.Z
To: Keli Kilohana
Channel surfing yesterday afternoon, I happened to stop on The Weather Channel (for about 2 minutes). They had a full program on Global Warming, with mention of Kyoto, Kerry vs Gingrich, Gore, etc.
They are buying this fraud, and they are trying to re-sell it to their viewership.
Why? Grants. This topic is getting funds for grants from the US government, from the EU, from the UN. Even Homeland Security Department is making available $$millions in grants to study Global Warming. Grants become lucrative endeavors.
It was Global Cooling in the 70s. It has been Global Warming for a while. And when Mother Nature doesn’t cooperate, they call it Global Climate Change. [Mother Nature has been been changing climate, twice a year, for eons. It slowly gets cold — it’s called winter. It slowly gets hot — it’s called summer.]
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:19:13 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: Keli Kilohana
“For the first time in memory, there was no longer enough food and water for Crystals children. So, being a good mother, she became an exotic dancer..
“The UN must stop Global Warming,” he said, “so that more than two million people exotic dancers may return to the more lucrative work in the fields.”
Too funny; the sad thing is that many on left would actually believe something like this.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:19:53 AM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
To: Keli Kilohana
Wow. And we thought Kofi Annan was an embarrassment. The UN ambassadors should all be wearing burkhas to hide their faces.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:21:10 AM PDT
by
DustyMoment
(FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
To: Mrs.Z
You must not be a native to the Gulf coast, because this is normal.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:22:02 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: cripplecreek
The ONLY reason libs need to hate someone is that the someone is not a lib.
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posted on
06/18/2007 6:22:11 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
([She turned me into a] Newt! in '08)
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