Posted on 06/18/2007 10:33:15 AM PDT by avacado
I came across the word "freeper" in the Urban Dictionary. The definitions that some people posted are hilarious. If you need a chuckle for the day, this should do it for you. Follow the link.
LOL!!!! This person has an axe to grind!
>> Jim Robinson ... will boot you from his site if you say anything wrong about El Presidente Jorge Bushy.
LOL!
Either it’s a lie, or else the Admin Mods haven’t caught up with all my posts yet...
Based on recent posts this part sure is false:
will boot you from his site if you say anything wrong about El Presidente Jorge Bushy.
Tying “Freeper” to Bush is just stupid. The term was coined in 1998, long before Bush took office.
Obviously, for the person quoted (and for most leftists with Bush Derangement Syndrome), history began in November of 2000.
FR was around long before that - pointing out the excesses of the Clinton administration.
Hysterical! LOL.
“Urban” BTW means coastal big-city liberal metrosexual.
You can make me convert to Islam, give up my gun, and/or vote for the Democrats, after you retrieve my body from a large pile of empty brass.
Hey, that was FUN! You can vote each definition up or down! This is one “poll” that definitely needs to be FReeped!
What a total lib lovefest site. Every time you look up a bad word, it has something bad against conservatives.
Yea but I might have too much fun voting up on the most nutjob definitions
Islam - it's what I was before my body was retrieved from a large pile of empty brass
Sounds like they have been reading Jacob Boehme again.
How about we all FReep the definition to move it down to the bottom ?
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
"Freeper males can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes.
Freeper females can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes. Freeper females enter breeding age at 12 and often begin reproducing within their family unit at 13.
Many Freeplings are crosseyed hemophiliacs."
Ah, the smell of bitterness in the morning. These poor people. ;-)
2) The FReeper does not believe in Democracy accept at the State level. For the FReeper the Federal government is merely a vehicle for the usurpation of freedom by Communists and Democrats, (who FReepers view to be pretty much the same thing)
Amen.
5) Never pretend to be on good terms with Jim Robertson. He has no friends and if you claim to be one he will know you are lying and ban you.
I don't know who Jim Robertson is, but I'd sure hate to get on his bad side.
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