Posted on 07/19/2007 6:57:21 AM PDT by .cnI redruM
Hillary’s Significant Bother, that other Clinton who hung around the Whitehouse molesting interns while Hillary enjoyed her first two terms as president, perfected a strategy to help win elections on the false premise that he was a normal, moderate guy. He teed off on obnoxious and bigoted rap artist, named Sistah Souljah, and crushed her like an Eminem. It did nothing to actually make his platform or ideology more moderate, but the symbolism was perfect. Hillary needs that opportunity.
Hillary needs to stop Barack Obama from getting to the center faster than she. She needs a symbolic and empty public display where she stands down a powerful and unpopular left wing interest group on behalf of the moderate voter. She needs that type of Hollywood theater. She needs to face off against Mr. Hollywood himself, Albert Gore.
Rumor has it, Al Gore might just run for president. He has kept himself in front of the cameras and has orchestrated his very own seven continent circus on 07/07/07 just to keep us aware of the inconvenient truth that nearly 50% of the adult US population voluntarily voted for Albert Gore Jr.
Hillary would love to have Al Gore to kick around. She needs a leftist movement that she can public slap like a recalcitrant miscreant. She could go after legitimately recalcitrant miscreants in her own field of competitors, but she loses, rather than gains, by cold-cocking Dennis Kucinich.
After Elizabeth Edwards questioned Hillary’s dedication to women, in Salon magazine, Hillary does not want to go after Dennis and be seen punching the munchkin in public. As it currently stands, there is no high-profile target, representative of a hated liberal interest group, for her to unload her wrath upon. Al Gore would fill that need.
Al Gore has identified himself so closely with the Global Warming advocates that he could not safely disown them. He has become Leonardo DiCaprio’s, not Leonardo Davinci’s idea of a homo universalis. The celebrity environmental movement wants a candidate who cares that Ed Begley, Jr has a Earth-friendly abode.
All of this appears harmless, but it has begun to have teeth. The people getting bit recently have a strong and traditional tendency to vote for moderate democrats, when they don’t vote for Ronald Reagan instead. According to Chrysler Automotive, 1,000 workers will lose their jobs, as a result of the fuel economy standards that have been enacted by the US Senate. If Al Gore runs, he runs on behalf of the very policies that made this job loss happen.
Then, if Hillary wanted to get to the right of George W. Bush, and lots of Republican Senators who supported The Energy Bill of 2007 for the Ethanol pork, she would propose a moratorium on these CAFÉ standards until they could be enacted in a way that protected RED, WHITE and BLUE, ALL-AMERICAN jobs. One week before the Michigan Primary, she could challenge Al Gore, loudly and publicly, to explain to the American people exactly how he would produce a clean-green job to replace every single UNION position that his environmental policies destroyed. She could ask him why he favored a new minimum wage for UNION workers of $0.00.
Lou Dobbs, Bruce Bartlett, George Will and Pat Buchanon would all endorse Caligula Rodham Clinton, against any perspective GOP candidate, as the new hero and savior of the free market economy. She would bask in the glow of being the woman who saved the UAW from the creepy environazis. As an added bonus, she would have saved them from a set of policies that Barack Oprahbama loudly pounded the table for in the US Senate.
Once she got over the inaugural hangover, she could call up her good buddy Harry Reid and talk over their strategy for putting the senate ratification of The Kyoto Treaty in a clay pigeon. All she needs now is for Al Gore to do his duty. Another leading liberal wants His Goreness to run for President; Senator Clinton.
Is this a high school assignment?
Hitlery, in particular, is typical of the living sham the liberals are. Their entire existence is based on lies, scams, falsehoods, deceit, a disdain for reality, and anything but something positive and substantive for America.
The stream of lies and fakery will do nothing but increase between now and the vote in 2008. Hitlery, moving toward the center?? How can a Marxist do that?? (/sarcasm)
The MSM will cover it (not)...
I assume they're teaching this hot and heavy in our schools and colleges. Hillary needs the "young peoples" vote because the womens vote has tanked. (Hence, Bubba's appearance).
I hope she comes here. I'm dying to wear my beret and navy blue dress.
this whole article is “how do we fool em today”
unfreakin believable...............truth be damned
Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?
That’s exactly what Hillary will try to do. She has no clue what she would do, if she actually had to make a hard decision.
Nope, just natural brilliance.
And humble too.
My lottery winning dream was to take a bus full of Monica dressed bimbo’s to the Clinton Library grand opening!!!!!...
I have thought for a long time that the candidates for both the Republican and RAT parties would be “dark horses”. The 2008 campaign started WAY too early, and these candidates will fade, due to voter fatigue. If others are like me, I am sick of seeing and hearing all of them, 24-7. Thompson is smart not announcing, just going along, keeping under the radar for a few more months, then peaking when it will be advantageous. I would never say that Algore is smart, but he is playing the waiting game, too — his way.
It’s part of my vast array of endearing virtues.
>>>The 2008 campaign started WAY too early, and these candidates will fade, due to voter fatigue.
It started in 2005. That’s a problem our country needs to fix. If a president is struggling, like our president is now, we don’t need to undercut him further by having people announce six months into his second term that they intend to replace him.
For whatever it’s worth, my 16 yr old very bright niece who attends public high school in Anchorage, AK told me last night.....”Hillary scares me.” THERE is HOPE!
For whatever it’s worth, my 16 yr old very bright niece who attends public high school in Anchorage, AK told me last night.....”Hillary scares me.” THERE is HOPE!
OOPS...guess it’s worth saying twice...
Hopefully, a number of young Americans begin to feel the same way. Hillary is Eva Peron without the glamor.
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