Posted on 08/16/2007 2:37:39 PM PDT by doug from upland
HILLARY DOCUMENTS WHILE FIRST LADY ARE SEALED UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION
SANDY BERGER LETTER re: 911 MOVIE
Because no Freedom of Information Act request will be effective in having Hillary's first lady documents released until after the next election, perhaps we can get some help for someone with a certain expertise in acquiring documents. That person would, of course, be Sandy Berger.
The following appeal of help was sent today via facsimile to Berger at his office at 202.637.8615.
Doug from Upland
Contributor to FreeRepublic.com
www.FreeRepublic.com
Mr. Samuel R. Berger
Chairman
Stonebridge International LLC
555 13th Street, NW Suite 300 West
Washington, DC 20004
Dear Mr. Berger:
I write with a great deal of concern over reports I’ve received regarding the Clinton Library sealing documents of Senator Hillary Clinton while she was First Lady. Apparently, the documents are going to be embargoed through at least November of 2008.
Though I have not been provided with a copy of the embargoed list, I understand that there are a number of documents that the public deserves to see before they vote in November of 2008.
I am especially troubled by the secrecy involved in the effort by Senator Clinton to prevent full disclosure during the campaign.
This subject might be a little touchy for you, but I feel that it is really important that I ask a favor of you and that you will give it serious consideration.
Do you think you could take the time to go to the Clinton Library to review all of the documents? If you are able to fit that into your schedule, we will trust your judgment in determining which are most important for the American people to see before the next presidential election.
Because I doubt that the security will be as intense as at the National Archives, I am hoping that you will be able to stuff them into your pants, take them out of the building, and leave them under a travel trailer near the site. I will provide the location of the travel trailer when I hear from you that you will be able to perform this act of patriotism.
Thank you very much for your help
Respectfully,
(signed DFU)
Doug from Upland
Sent via Facsimile on August 16, 2007
PS If you discover that the volume of documents is greater than anticipated, I will be pleased to provide you with a larger pair of trousers for the operation.
LOL!
Get ready 1...2....3...Go!
“If you discover that the volume of documents is greater than anticipated, I will be pleased to provide you with a larger pair of trousers for the operation...”
Don’t worry Doug, I’m sure that the absence of any balls on Sandy’s part leaves plenty of room for them, no matter the volume...
No problemo, the Burglar just stuffs them down his pants and socks and like Elvis, leaves the building.
This is a joke right? The Onion, Scrappleface?
Nice! Only wish I’d thought of it!
Pbbffttt... I need to clean the keyboard again. LOL!
hehe if he gained any more weight, those pants just might hold Hillary’s briefs
ROTFLMAO! Did you really send this?
Bravo you tenacious patriot! Loved the way you recognized Sandy’s specialty and clean up work.
ROTFLMAO
with reference to DFU, the image of two grapefruits comes to mind; the size of his courage.
bravo!
I really sent it. Since my fax and phone number are the same, he will know how to contact me.
Your are the man!
No joke. It was sent. I wonder if he will have a sense of humor. As opposed to sending an email, someone other than Berger is going to see this. That should be fun.
Perhaps I should also send it on a large postcard. That way, many people might see it.
Billboard.
You might want to provide him with a plastic bag for the documents. That way they’ll remain dry. :^)
Post Card - I really like that idea.
Love your humor, Thanks
[Mr] T
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