Ring tone: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Posted on 08/31/2007 4:55:40 AM PDT by theothercheek
Nokia has launched a special-edition cell phone for Muslims in the Middle East and North Africa that features "a unique portfolio of pre-loaded applications including a collection of Azkars for the morning and the evening, an Islamic Organizer with audible alarms for the five daily prayers, a Qibla direction indicator and a Hijri calendar," according to a press release. "The launch coincides with the Holy month of Ramadan and the offer includes a full range of applications, carefully tailored to meet the needs of consumers in the Arab world."
The Stiletto is willing to bet that the Nokia N73 Special Edition will soon become the cell phone of choice of Islamofascists for remote control detonation of car bombs and IEDs.
builtin bomb detonators?
hmmm, speed dial for jihad?
or, pre-loaded phone number list of available virgins?
press “2” for jihad.
Special ports for hooking directly to bombs — no more messy wires.
Maybe we should make a grenade that looks like a cell phone just for the ragheads.
Hello, Achmed? BOOM!
Ring tone: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
The convenient “Incoming Hellfire” warning tone helps the user avoid an unexpected appearance on a YOUTUBE Pali Car Swarm video.
Press 1 for machete sharpening instructions. Press 2 for instructions on how to buckle your bomb belt. Press 3 for the right words to say to your 6 year old to get him to strap on a bomb belt and blow up Jews. Press 4 for the latest woman-stoning videos.
and a little micro-plug outlet on the side to accept detonator wires?
Offer comes with a free t-shirt!
with the GPS turned on and can’t be turned off...I hope.
“Offer comes with a free t-shirt!”
A baggie T-shirt to fit over the bomb vest.
Nokia boycott
No more Nokia phones for me.
Oh no, that picture is gargantuan :(
Everyone’s posts are very clever, but the mental image I got from yours made me LOL.
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