Mobile Phones For Muslims

Political Mavens/Jewish World Review ^ | August 31, 2007

[theothercheek]

Nokia has launched a special-edition cell phone for Muslims in the Middle East and North Africa that features "a unique portfolio of pre-loaded applications including a collection of Azkars for the morning and the evening, an Islamic Organizer with audible alarms for the five daily prayers, a Qibla direction indicator and a Hijri calendar," according to a press release. "The launch coincides with the Holy month of Ramadan and the offer includes a full range of applications, carefully tailored to meet the needs of consumers in the Arab world."

The Stiletto is willing to bet that the Nokia N73 Special Edition will soon become the cell phone of choice of Islamofascists for remote control detonation of car bombs and IEDs.

[Bowie39th]

builtin bomb detonators?

[AlphaOneAlpha]

hmmm, speed dial for jihad?
or, pre-loaded phone number list of available virgins?

[weegee]

press “2” for jihad.

[Londo Molari]

Special ports for hooking directly to bombs — no more messy wires.

[aShepard]

Maybe we should make a grenade that looks like a cell phone just for the ragheads.

Hello, Achmed? BOOM!

[dragonblustar]

Ring tone: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[Thrownatbirth]

The convenient “Incoming Hellfire” warning tone helps the user avoid an unexpected appearance on a YOUTUBE Pali Car Swarm video.

[ARE SOLE]

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

Press 1 for machete sharpening instructions. Press 2 for instructions on how to buckle your bomb belt. Press 3 for the right words to say to your 6 year old to get him to strap on a bomb belt and blow up Jews. Press 4 for the latest woman-stoning videos.

[reagan_fanatic]

Updated for today's muslim on the blow go...

[NonValueAdded]

and a little micro-plug outlet on the side to accept detonator wires?

[dragonblustar]

Offer comes with a free t-shirt!

[stylin19a]

with the GPS turned on and can’t be turned off...I hope.

[Londo Molari]

“Offer comes with a free t-shirt!”

A baggie T-shirt to fit over the bomb vest.

[SueRae]

Nokia boycott

[Amadeo]

No more Nokia phones for me.

[wastedyears]

Oh no, that picture is gargantuan :(

[theothercheek]

Everyone’s posts are very clever, but the mental image I got from yours made me LOL.

[theothercheek]

OMG - did you do this? Do you have an image URL? I will send a comment to the author of the Political Mavens post so she can link to it.

[theothercheek]

Is this what a mobile phone bomb detonator looks like? I have never, ever seen a photo of one in the MSM.

[theothercheek]

LOL, LOL, LOL

[snoringbear]

“No more Nokia phones for me.”

I sure hope that whoever is working on the Nokia packaging line will wipe these phones down with bacon fat just before putting them in their box....

[theothercheek]

Yup. How can we spread the word?

[Arrowhead1952]

The dial-up folks are not going to be happy with you..... You may want to hit the abuse button on yourself.

[Vinnie_Vidi_Vici]

Fine, make the output on the phone a Kilowatt, just enough to fry their medulla oblongata.

[DBrow]

There are a lot of Muslims. This is pretty clever marketing.

[Dick Bachert]

Beat me to it!

[wastedyears]

It won’t get me banned?

[Arrowhead1952]

No, you won’t be banned, but you will be very unpopular with the dial up FReepers. I’ve hit the abuse button on myself several times, including something like you just posted. Just hit the abuse button and explain to the mods that the picture is too big.

[theothercheek]

Dumb question but are there that many dial up Freepers? No other Web sites that include photos or videos even offer that option anymore for viewing or downloading - just broadband, etc.

[EdReform]

LOL!!

[Arrowhead1952]

I’ve seen quite a number of replies complaining about the size of pictures and having to wait for their dial up to load the pictures.

[B4Ranch]

I hope that Koran says all Muslims in the US must carry only Nokia phones. It’ll make an excellent database when we decide to expel them.

[theothercheek]

I thought I was the last person on the planet to switch to a cable modem but - pictures aside - I was growing older by the second just waiting for Web pages to load. I couldn’t take it anymore. I am surprised that these hold-outs have the patience to deal with dial up.

[Arrowhead1952]

I have some friends who live in areas that don’t have broadband service available. We didn’t get DSL until about one year ago. No service provider had come into this area, but when they did, everyone switched within a few months.

[Publius6961]

Nokia, huh?

Oh Kay.

[theothercheek]

OK - that makes sense. I hope everyone in the US can get access to a high speed connection soon - it’s practically a civil right these days.

[Arrowhead1952]

I hope everyone in the US can get access to a high speed connection soon - it’s practically a civil right these days.

Don't give congress any ideas, like they did with the telephone service in rural areas. LOL.

[NRA2BFree]

Our crime fighters have this nifty little toy to counter their phones. ;o)