Posted on 09/01/2007 12:34:10 AM PDT by Wil H
In the Eighties there was an old joke about the “easy” girl that you managed to get to come home with you. She was nicknamed “Fedex”, because she “absolutely, positively, had to be there overnight.” Lord knows what the subsequent consequences of that liason might be..
Today, highlighted by the Larry Craig scandal, we have a new phenomenon to deal with that has far more serious potential to affect public health.
We have FEDSEX.
FEDSEX is inadvertently built on the Fedex distribution model, namely the hub and spoke system, if you'll pardon the pun...
Fedex determined many years ago that the most efficient system to distribute packages was to bring them all to a central point from every remote destination, sort them, and deliver them outbound on the return journey of the planes that brought them to the hub.
The system works very well and has been emulated by many other distributors. So we should be alarmed when we discover that he same distribution method is firmly in place to distribute AIDS and other STD’s nationwide, and across the globe.
Promiscuous gays have alarmingly high, and well documented, levels of sexually transmitted diseases. They are also known to have excessively high numbers of different partners. The list of diseases found with extraordinary frequency among male homosexual practitioners as a result of anal intercourse is alarming:
Anal Cancer
Chlamydia trachomatis
Cryptosporidium
Giardia lamblia
Herpes simplex virus
Human immunodeficiency virus
Human papilloma virus
Isospora belli
Microsporidia
Gonorrhea
Viral hepatitis types B & C
Syphilis
So imagine, when we find out that these reckless individuals, and you cannot categorize Larry Craig’s behavior as anything other than “reckless”, are indulging in highly dangerous, transitory, trysts in hub airports all over the nation as they fly throughout the land, and indeed, the world.
The ability of HIV, and all the other listed diseases to spread to every corner of the land in less than 24 hours is perfected, you couldn’t do it more efficiently if you tried…
God knows how many innocent “Mrs Craigs” are unknowing carriers of deadly STD’s. And just wonder how many of those promiscuous gays that blithely swap body fluids in some Middle American Airport bathroom seek out new homosexual company at their out of town destinations and spread their infections there, misery loves company.
The spread of HIV and AIDs that is now the scourge of Africa has been attributed to long distance truck drivers, American gays have developed a far more efficient mechanism.
As far as I know, he tapped his foot and picked up a piece of paper. Your definition of "reckless" may vary.
Crusin' for some man action in june
Doin' anything we like to do
There's lots of things to do when wives can't see
We can be anyone we'd like to be
All those horny guys that we could MEAT... just
Cruisin' in a dirty men's bathroom
couldn't ditch the cops too soon
no no no--oo
ah ah ah
ah ah ah
ah ah ah
We'll keep on catchin' senators this way
Gonna talk about how they all seem gay
we're coming closer to election day
The dems are in ecstasy, when they heard I'm recklessly..
Cruisin' in a filthy Men's bathroom
I couldn't ditch the cop too soon
no no no-o
Cruisin'
Cruisin' yeah
I guess one could say this employee from LAND'S END was looking for a MAN'S END!!!
Let’s not go down that hershey highway correlation.
I heard a homo guy on the radio say that in all the years he’s never know anyone who had sex in a public restroom. What a crock. It’s been happening for years in mall’s and such places all the time.
LOL. Does anyone remember the bit on Saturday Night Live where Al Franken was sitting in a stall tapping his feet and singing Duke of Earl? Men in adjacent stalls joined in. Was it a reference to this system of signalling?
While attending college on the GI Bil in 1974-1976, I worked Security for a new Sears store. Through the grapevine we found out the bathroom was being advertised as “the” meeting place. I would document young men entering and leaving hours later. Management did not want to become involved, due to law suits, etc. I bought a pack of balloons and when the place had been full of fags for hours, I’d fill a couple of balloons with water and kick open the door, throwing balloons at the ceiling. It was a joy to see these soaked fags run out the door, very indignant. Eventually, word got out not to go the Sears bathroom. However, the cops got the info late and vice staked out the bathrooms, AFTER I’d solved the problem. When I observed one guy go in and remain for two hours, he got water bombed. That cop was really pissed at me when he ID’d himself.
Should have used gasoline.
Like spraying cats with a hose! Nice!
And plead guilty to a crime...
I am convinced Craig was looking for some "activity." What nailed it for me was his demeanor during the interview. He was arguing technicalities, ("you solicited me...how would he know that?) rather that expressing outrage over such a ludicrous charge being placed.
Should he forfeit his position over this? Yes.
I recognize the signs of what he is about to do, stop him and put him out.
As a guy, let me tell ya, you don't even come close to tapping someone's foot in another stall. It is an unwritten law of men...
Send the poofers out the door. My kids use the restroom and Lord knows what I would do if some fag touched one of them.
William Leap, an anthropology professor at American University, said his research indicates that up to half of those who engage in male bathroom sex would consider themselves heterosexual.
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Huh?
Whatever the truth is, we have a justice system which was this week overridden by the drive by media and its court of public opinion. There the accused has no rights at all.
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