Why I might obey Osama bin Laden and convert to Islam:

Zarr Chasm Chronical[sic] | 9/8/07 | Keli Kilohana

[Keli Kilohana]

Why I might obey Osama bin Laden and convert to Islam:

because Islam is a religion of peace (and if you don’t agree with that, a Muslim will kill you!).

because taxes under the World-wide Caliphate will only be 2.5 percent. Which means that there will be no Democrats in Paradise--which explains how there can be so many "72 virgins" there.

because Islam is actually anti-Democrat because it claims to be pro-Democrat. I love double-speak.

because it is misogynistic. Women should take their rightful place at least three paces behind men--five behind camels!

because it would stone or behead immoral people (Does that include suicide bombers and those who crash airplanes into building? Note to self: Ask the Imam.)

because my grandchildren could attend a public school Madrassa in New York at taxpayers expense.

because of Islam’s support for the Kyoto Protocol and coerced participation in the “Don’t pee in the pool”-policy. Infidel nations like India and China would do their fair share or be gassed or beheaded--or both.

because I would look good in a turban.

because WWMD is the way to live—and die!

because Islam is green. A return to a medieval society that is in an ox-cart culture—would mean that we could save the world from Global Warming, stop drowning polar bears and stop the riches flowing to OPEC.

[Keli Kilohana]

Where do I sign up?

[VRW Conspirator]

IF...the islamo-fascists got there way and America was under sharia law...Osama Bin Laden, Amadinajad(sp) and the like would suddenly become the new...infidels. They would need to die...and nuclear weapons would be OK to use because...it would be the will of Allah.

[usmcobra]

The Obama campaign headquarters

[LZ_Bayonet]

My normal response to someone who makes statements like Bin Laden’s would be, “This guy must be livin’ in a cave somewhere!”

[Vision Thing]

Osama Bin Laden is such a lib. He should run for the Democrat nomination. He’d get a lot of votes for it. Hillary would probably have to name him as her VP on the ticket.

[Phlap]

Why I might obey Osama bin Laden and convert to Islam:

Too many beers?

[eccentric]

As a women, I like the burka fashion— no, useless competion in the beauty arena and even excess weight can be patially hidden.

[Popman]

Somehow, I just don't find this very funny

[popdonnelly]

Too many beers will make you a “progressive”.

At least Keith Ellison is safe.

[popdonnelly]

Allow me to be politically incorrect and say that Islam is a stupid religion and I wouldn’t want anyone I know coerced into joining.

[Swanks]

I would convert, just to see all the brilliant, women lib professors at UNC-CH, and the women of Duke’s Gang of 88, begging on the street corner, in burquas.

[Jedi Master Pikachu]

About point five, there's this hypocrisy.

Murderers out to bring and end to obscenity. Rich.

[antiRepublicrat]

Hmmmm, lower taxes, no more gay pride parades, starting to sound good...

[Jedi Master Pikachu]

It is creative, though.

He could be given that.

[GiovannaNicoletta]

A return to a medieval society that is in an ox-cart culture....

Wonderful!! I have my answer to why liberals love Islam so much and hate Christianity!

[LZ_Bayonet]

"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: ".. there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent."

Bin Laden Supports the FLAT TAX concept! - and a low one at that.

[Future Snake Eater]

because Islam is green. A return to a medieval society that is in an ox-cart culture—would mean that we could save the world from Global Warming, stop drowning polar bears and stop the riches flowing to OPEC.

This one made me chuckle. I will never allow anyone to tell me how bad the environment is in the U.S. after seeing the endless mounds of trash, human waste, and tire fires (or just fires burning anything you can think of) on every street corner in Iraq. This place is insanely dirty.

[preacher]

“drowning polar bears”

http://meteo.lcd.lu/globalwarming/Taylor/last_stand_of_our_wild_polar_bears.html

[reg45]

a public school Madrassa in New York at taxpayers expense

How do you manage that with only a 2.5% tax?

[davisfh]

"...which explains how there can be so many "72 virgins" there."

I have some sad news for the poor Jihadists. There are not 72 virgins at all. There is only one virgin, she is 72 years old and looks just like Janet Reno which explains why she is still a virgin.