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Egyptian Woman Files for Divorce Over Husband's Refusal To Shower
FOX News ^
| 11/19/07
Posted on 11/20/2007 4:14:38 AM PST by steve-b
An Egyptian woman has filed for divorce from her husband on the grounds that he has not showered since they married, AlArabiya.net reported Sunday.
The wedding took place two months ago.
It was a quick courtship for Yara Saad Al-Din, 23, and Aysar Ali, 31, who got engaged two weeks after meeting on an airplane, AlArabiya reported.
But a couple of months into the marriage and the honeymoon is over. Ali recently confessed to his blushing bride that he hasn't showered in all eight weeks of their union, and now the missus is ready to change her marriage vows to "till dirt do us part."
Ali claimed he could not bathe because of a skin disease which made him allergic to water. While a doctor confirmed Ali had a skin disease, he also said it had nothing to do with water, AlArabiya reported.
Al-Din filed for divorce. When Ali refused to grant her one, she filed for khol'a – an arrangement within Islam which will grant a woman a divorce if she renounces some financial rights....
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: ayatollahoffunk; funkmeister; shower; stink
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To: steve-b
Ali claimed he could not bathe because of a skin disease which made him allergic to water. He's in de Nile.
Well, no, he isn't!
To: steve-b
The Groom:
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posted on
11/20/2007 6:55:35 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: steve-b
a doctor confirmed Ali had a skin disease. . . . A Cairo practitioner?
To: Joe Boucher
Wash like an Egyptian. . . .
To: steve-b; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
An Egyptian woman has filed for divorce from her husband on the grounds that he has not showered since they married The guy doesn't just smell -- he SPHYNX!
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posted on
11/20/2007 7:03:15 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(He wanted to marry his mummy)
To: steve-b
she filed for khol'a The Unnngh khol'a.
To: martin_fierro; mikrofon; dighton; Tijeras_Slim; dead
He needs to find the Pharaoh faucet.
To: Charles Henrickson
Wash like an Egyptian. . . .Dang...ya beat me to it.
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posted on
11/20/2007 7:07:55 AM PST
by
RosieCotton
("Anything worth doing is worth doing badly." -- G.K. Chesterton [NaNo Count 39362/50000])
To: martin_fierro
She said it’s Lux or else!
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
11/20/2007 7:09:04 AM PST
by
MortMan
(Have a pheasant plucking day!)
To: steve-b
When Ali refused to grant her one, she filed for khol'a – an arrangement within Islam which will grant a woman a divorce if she renounces some financial rights.... This is the key here. If he makes her have to initiate, she loses rights to her dowry
To: steve-b
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posted on
11/20/2007 7:53:25 AM PST
by
TexasRepublic
(Afghan protest - "Death to Dog Washers!")
To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Now, Indians are a much more discerning people — they have a Sikh scents about these things...
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posted on
11/20/2007 8:51:16 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(From Hieroglyphics to "Hire a Lawyer")
To: martin_fierro
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA - you get my vote for the best one-liner on this thread!!!!!!
To: Charles Henrickson
Oh no....... another good one. I’m laughing so hard my sides hurt.
To: steve-b
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posted on
11/20/2007 9:04:47 AM PST
by
Safetgiver
(So simple, even a Muslim can do it.)
To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
From Hieroglyphics to "Hire a Lawyer"Q: What does an Egyptian Lawyer do?
A: He Suez.
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posted on
11/20/2007 9:14:58 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(This story could've taken place in Memphis)
To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Originally when the wife told her husband she wanted a divorce, he told her to keep her Hatsepshut or he’d smack her in the Cheops...
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posted on
11/20/2007 9:36:26 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(The odor is what made Tutankhamun)
To: Charles Henrickson; stylecouncilor
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