[Daffynition]

Why did this take four years to come to trial ...

and where is the reporter to collect his Pulitzer for excellence in reporting?

[Free Dominoes]

Why can’t we just shoot this SOB?

[SouthTexas]

A plastic bag would have worked better!

[William Terrell]

"This is someone who told me that was he is insulted," court-appointed doctor Jeffrey Danziger said.

Anyone can say anything.

[samtheman]

First, a homeless child rape suspect turned violent in a Seminole County courtroom.

First, I thought he was talking about a homeless child who was a rape suspect.

Then, I thought he was talking about a person suspected of raping homeless children.

Then, on the third parse, I got what this idiot reporter was trying to say:

the suspect, a homeless man accused raping a child, ...

[Condor51]

Late Thursday afternoon, the jury returned a guilty verdict against Rosales on charges of kidnapping, attempted murder and sexual battery after deliberating for around two hours. Rosales faces a mandatory life sentence, but has to stand trial for murder in Arizona.

Rope, tree, horse - problem solved.

[billorites]

I knew high collars would come back.

[samtheman]

Despite the outburst, the judge found Rosales competent to continue his trial.

Well, gee, thanks for the Captain Obvious reasoning there, judge.

Otherwise, I guess all you have to do to avoid being tried is to outburst...

[Diogenesis]

[2ndDivisionVet]

Mike Huckabee, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[wastedyears]

I wouldn’t have taken 2 hours to find him guilty. More like 2 nanoseconds.

[Dianna]

"He strangled her so much it left bruises on her face and insect bites all over her body," Anna Valentini said in court Thursday.

He strangled her "so much"? How about "so hard" or "with so much force". And how does strangling someone lead to insect bites all over her body?

If guilty, this guy needs to die. Sadly, if it happens at all, it will take much longer than the 4 years it took to get to trial. Speedy justice.

[Tijeras_Slim]

When I was transporting prisoners I hated spitters. We’d put a stocking over their head with a golf ball knotted in the toe. If they spit, it just drooled down their face. If they tried to get the stocking off (they were hadcuffed) they’d usually just end up knocking themselves silly with the golf ball.

[gubamyster]

ping

[mkjessup]

I say sentence this child molesting, child-raping scumbag to the top Central Florida tourist attraction:

GATORLAND!!! in scenic Kissimmee Florida, hundreds of hungry alligators swim about in artificial ponds and swamps just waiting for skilled trainers to toss 'em a snack!

Bon appetit' Gators! (take some Pepto first! ;)

[khnyny]

Rosales faces a mandatory life sentence, but has to stand trial for murder in Arizona.

No one mentioned this from the article, but it looks like the perp also murdered someone in Arizona.

[Hardastarboard]

This thread is a perfect reply to Michael Kinsley’s article in Time about how we’re really all just racists for wanting to stop illegal immigration.

[Chode]

skin that POS alive... then set his azz on fire!!!

[dennisw]

Imported POS is competent enough to be executed ASAP for his crimes. He’s a waste of oxygen. Rope or firing squad is good for him

[BuffaloJack]

Why isn’t this low-life on Death Row?
Mandatory life sentence? What the He** is that?
Florida does have a death penalty.
I certainly hope that the general prison population will give him the justice he deserves.

[montag813]

This is how he will meet his end. Child rapists don't last long in prison.