Posted on 12/20/2007 5:21:42 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Fred would stare the asteroid down, and the asteroid would turn around and aim itself at some other planet, preferably one with muslims and illegal aliens on it.
Better Fred than dead!.........
Or he would just throw Chuck Norris AND Jack Bauer at it.
“ Fred Thompson: He would announce his intent to mosey on down to the Pentagon and see whether the generals had any ideas about dealing with the doggone thing.”
Or....
Fred would announce his interest in maybe dealing with the problem, but he’ll let us know in a few months. In the meanwhile, he’s taking a nap. Secretary of Defense Hunter and the Generals came up with a plan to destroy it, but Fred says, aw shucks guys, there’s plenty of time.
Boom.
All the Democrat candidates would blame Bush.
I don’t think candidates should use asteroids.
Rusty Griswold: Hey, ya’ got Pac Man?
Cousin Dale: No.
Rusty Griswold: Ya’ got Space Invaders?
Cousin Dale: Nope.
Rusty Griswold: Ya’ got Asteroids?
Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can’t even sit on the toilet some days.
And John Kerry, though not a candidate this time around, would point out that he served in Vietnam.
Heh, learn something new everyday!
Don’t you get rid of those with Preparation H?
John's wife would say "Let them go naked" after the asteriod hits.
LOLARMAO
Fred Thompson would say, “Damn it, McLane, I told you to stay out of the tower. This is a restricted area!” Then Bruce Willis would have to land on the asteroid himself and plant a nuclear device...wait, I think I’m mixing up two movies.
Ta-ray-za: “Bring me some raisins and rum! Quick!”
If it’s a big rock, you gotta deflect it. If it’s a missle headed for NYC, guarenteed to knocl down several bldgs. and kill millions, let it coome on in. We can’t have no missle defense!!!
Ron Paul: “Our continued presence in space has most certainly upset the asteroid. If only we were to completely pull out of space the asteroid would have no reason to want to hit us.”
But they do help to reduce swelling in the nether regions, something afflicting most of the presidential candidates...
Ass steroids? The Hildebeast flatly denies ever having used them!
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