Restaurateur Introduces Smoking Hole

[The Ghost of Rudy McRomney]

How fitting-it finally returns to the country where it all began under Uncle Adolf.

[The Ghost of Rudy McRomney]

LOL!!!! Good One.

[elkfersupper]

I don’t give a flyin frick. Not my issue nor my problem. Pick a fight with someone else.

Not picking any fights. I'm not among the folks advocating government intervention in smells I find offensive.

[Tigercap]

agree

[RDTF]

and neither am I

[wrench]

I am still waiting for the mothers against everything to provide just ONE name of a real person that has died of second hand smoke.

[elkfersupper]

and neither am I

You are not actively resisting this intrusion, therefore you are an advocate.

Go in peace and don't resist. Look forward to the day you can't buy a cheeseburger and have to wear a helmet in your car.

[brewcrew]

it may be sad, but if I for one prefer not to have to smell it or breathe it in

Then go to a non-smoking restaurant.

Last I checked, tobacco was a legal product and restaurants were private property. Tell me why a restaurant owner shouldn't be allowed to decide whether or not he will allow his patrons to use a legal product.

[The Eagle Bomb]

I’m just glad my hole’s not smoking!

[elkfersupper]

I am still waiting for the mothers against everything to provide just ONE name of a real person that has died of second hand smoke.

The mothers against everything are all guys. The "mothers" only appear for PR purposes.

These are the guys who perpetually wore their underwear around their ears in high school, but subsequently discovered the power of propaganda in the feminized state that is now the USA.

[patton]

I gotta tell you, this has me ROTFLMAO

[boop]

"How about “opening” a bar that is entirely outside...then you could build a small enclosure for the non-smokers."

They tried to make porches for smokers in Ohio, but the law said that if it had 3 sides it was "enclosed" and therefore the Nazis forbade it.

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[Sarajevo]

Lech mich am Arsch! :-)

figuratively, not literally

[Iron Munro]

Gives a new dimension to the term "Cigarette Butt"

[chilepepper]

this idea will *really* catch on in gay bars...

[Just A Nobody]

This smoking hole rather strongly resembles the stocks once used for pillorying petty criminals.

INTENDED consequences, perhaps?

[Still Thinking]

Why is the title in English?

[Still Thinking]

You’re a very sick man.

[Still Thinking]

If it does in the future, just use a little lube and you’ll be fine.