Posted on 12/24/2007 8:07:11 AM PST by Racehorse
'Twas the night before Christmas, and Santa was busy loading his sleigh with presents and goodies, when suddenly Mrs. Claus ran out and declared, "Santa, your passport has expired!"
Quickly, Santa called Homeland Security, only to get a recorded message saying the department was closed for the holidays. He went online to the U.S. Passport Services Office, only to find that applications for a passport were taking four months to process.
Desperate, running out of options and in a panic, he called his cousin from south of the border, Pancho Claus, and told him of the urgency for him to be able to enter the U.S.
"No problema," said Pancho Claus. "I'll have my reindeer Chuey and Beto take you through our secret passage — a tunnel in Arizona."
"What if we get caught?" asked Santa.
Pancho Claus responded, "Just tell La Migra you work for Macy's and took a wrong turn to work."
Funny. Sort of. More like another excuse for illegal aliens.
Not in my experience. I just went through this and it took about two weeks.
Even if it did take four months, what's the big deal? Everybody had been crying about this for years, so it's not like there's no expectation of a delay. Just submit your application early enough.
I’m amazed something this racist was published in the Excuse-News.
Really doesn’t get much more pointless and stupid than this, does it?
You can't tell from the story which side the storyteller takes! Could be a FReeper mocking and lamenting the system . . . or maybe not.
That's the beauty and humor of it, IMHO.
Rather surprising, though, how a couple people responded to it here in this thread.
Wael, I thought it was funny and cute. :-)
"That is wrong and illegal" shouted the mighty Claus
"You'll be on the naughty list for breaking American laws!
"Laws? Said Pancho "Who needs stinking Laws!"
"I don't care about the Santa, just the American Clause!"
"The American Clause?" Santa asked. "Whats that?"
Pancho said, "Its when you break into the US and take all their welfare crap!"
"Social Security, Medicare and hand outs by the dozens!"
"Then we get on the phone and send for all our cousins!"
"And then they become freeloaders" Pancho exclaimed!
"Getting benefits to clean toilets? America's insane!"
"So I'll break into the country, and work for low pay,
"Mow a few lawns in Reno, then kick back for a stay!"
"And exclaim to the taxpayers as I collect their free cash!"
"We Fleesed Nevada, now kiss my illegal a$$!"
(Now planning a trip to an illegal immigrant rendevous area to collect all the gifts Santa was forced to leave in the desert. Alerts ICE and Fish/game to be on the lookout for an overloaded SUV carrying untagged nonnative deer carcasses out of the area)
You forgot the part that says, “Now dancer now prancer over the walls...Hurry on quick or I’ll cut off your b*lls (huevos)”
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