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Clinton Laments Missing College Football
TOWNHALL ^ | NAFEESA SYEED

Posted on 01/01/2008 2:43:17 PM PST by TornadoAlley3

America feels Bill Clinton's pain.

On New Year's Day, when many sports fans plant themselves on the couch to watch a day of college football games, the former president was stumping through the snows of Iowa for his wife, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.

As Bill Clinton put it, "This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said, 'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.' And I said, 'You do?' She said, "Absolutely, you're missing six football games today."

Clinton laughed along with about 300 people at Ashford University, then added:

"I am the quintessential indolent American male on New Year's Day. I just sit around and watch the games, but this is more important."

The stop in Clinton was one of four scheduled for the former president, who is campaigning hard for his wife in the remaining days before Thursday's caucuses.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: billclinton; bjclinton; breadandcircuses; cigars; collegefootball; football; herpes; ovalofficesink; pervert; prowlingforinterns; x42
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To: frankenMonkey

LOL. She won out over all his bimbos. Hard to know which of them is the stupidest.


21 posted on 01/01/2008 2:54:14 PM PST by McLynnan
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To: frankenMonkey

They just make everything sound so cheesy and sleezy.


22 posted on 01/01/2008 2:54:53 PM PST by freekitty ((May the eagles long fly our beautiful and free American sky.))
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham

That appears to be a Raiders cheerleader.


23 posted on 01/01/2008 2:55:16 PM PST by lonestar
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To: TornadoAlley3
As Bill Clinton put it, "This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said, 'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.' And I said, 'You do?' She said, "Absolutely, you're missing six football games today. I finally will forgive you for Monica if I get into the White House"

Fixed it. The real quote

24 posted on 01/01/2008 2:56:41 PM PST by Popman ("We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Me Me Me, I I I, Me Me Me!


25 posted on 01/01/2008 2:56:42 PM PST by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: lonestar; LibFreeOrDie

Er, ya got me. Only had Raiderettes on hand. My bad...


26 posted on 01/01/2008 2:56:49 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Elections have consequences.)
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To: LibFreeOrDie

LOL. I thought the same thing. I’m guessing she’s 35 or so. :O)


27 posted on 01/01/2008 2:57:34 PM PST by jdm
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To: kbennkc

I’m still waiting for Hillary to apologize for lying about the White House travel staff, lying about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary, lying about a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy being behind “false rumors” that Bill had an affair with Monica, Gennifer, etc. etc.

They say that this nation needs someone to unite it. She plans to unite this nation in the same way that Iran solved the homosexual “problem”. There will be no dissent in Shrill Hill’s America.


28 posted on 01/01/2008 2:57:57 PM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham

Yum!

LLS


29 posted on 01/01/2008 2:58:04 PM PST by LibLieSlayer (Support America, Kill terrorists, Destroy dims and vote Fred!)
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To: raybbr

THAT is hilarious !!!!!


30 posted on 01/01/2008 2:58:07 PM PST by Jackknife ( "The Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms should be a department store, not a gov't agency.")
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To: TornadoAlley3

As hubby just said to me reading Bubba’s quotes, “It’s all a lie!”

No doubt. As if Hillary knows how many football games there are today. hah. I don’t even know how many games there are today, and I love college football and have been keeping up with all the games, including the UVA game. Did Bubba do one of those pig calls for his Razorbacks? or did Hillary?


31 posted on 01/01/2008 2:59:37 PM PST by petitfour
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To: rwgal

He relates to half of the idiots. We have to get the other half.


32 posted on 01/01/2008 3:00:53 PM PST by eyedigress
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To: TornadoAlley3

What he really means: “Playing touch football with college interns.”


33 posted on 01/01/2008 3:01:55 PM PST by VRWC For Truth (RINO cleaner - the backbone restorer)
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To: lonestar
Don't forget there's babes in the crowd too!


34 posted on 01/01/2008 3:02:09 PM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (Global warming is the new Marxism.)
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To: raybbr

He looks like a coke dealer in that pic. (Ok,I’ll shut up)


35 posted on 01/01/2008 3:02:29 PM PST by eyedigress
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To: raybbr

>I thought it meant he lamented “not playing” ...

Exactly what I thought. - A poorly written headline.

Besides, I doubt his college needed another water boy...


36 posted on 01/01/2008 3:04:08 PM PST by bill1952 (The right to buy weapons is the right to be free)
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To: Lockbar
"Me Me Me, I I I, Me Me Me!"

Clinton Is Down-Home for the Holiday
By DOUGLAS JEHL,

"After a day of duck hunting, card playing and pizza eating, Bill Clinton still had not had enough. He finished off his second dessert at Rocky's Corner, a favorite family haunt in nearby Hot Springs, then turned to his boyhood friend David Leopoulos and asked, "What do you all want to do?"

December 29, 1993

37 posted on 01/01/2008 3:05:49 PM PST by spectre (spectre's wife)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Slick could care less about football. He just wants to see the upskirt shots of the cheerleaders. But he’s willing to make that sacrifice if he can become the Pervert-In-Chief again.


38 posted on 01/01/2008 3:07:45 PM PST by Tall_Texan (No Third Term For Bill Clinton!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

SO ....after 35 years of rapes, mistresses upon mistresses and lies upon lies, the first thing Bill has done to make Hillary think he actually loves her is trudge through snow so he can get their power addicted narcissistic asses back into the White House?

Yeah....right.....what’s love got to do with it?


39 posted on 01/01/2008 3:10:26 PM PST by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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To: Past Your Eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jciu2xUnxZw


40 posted on 01/01/2008 3:11:00 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it will eat him last..)
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