Posted on 01/20/2008 7:21:15 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
Representatives from the MSM will have a news conference Monday evening to declare Hillary Rodham as the new president to be sworn into office in January, ’09.
Media spokespersons representing FOX, CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC and C-SPAN explained their rationale for this historic declaration. “We feel actual voting is a disservice to our tried and true method of polling to determining the election in advance. In doing our polling of likely voters, our panel of independent experts, their donations to the DNC aside, have found that the people prefer Hillary. We did our polling across a broad range of Americans and Hyphenated-Americans with an emphasis on Detroit, Baltimore, Atlanta, South Central Los Angeles and several cities in Mexico. We discounted flyover country since everyone knows conservatives in those areas prefer hard work, little government control, and personal responsibility. Thus, they are out of touch with mainstream America. Further, Americans will no longer have to take Tuesdays off or leave work in order to vote. This will be a huge boost to the economy saving employers millions of dollars.”
Representatives have also done preliminary polling for the ’12 elections and have found, stunningly, Chelsea Clinton as the Democrat favorite. Said the pollster, “Yes, we know she won’t be old enough in ’12, but the Constitution is a living document subject to interpretation in a new age and time.”
Developing…
Oh, how true. Love your humor.
I don’t know that the prospect of Cinton Inc returning to the WH is anything to joke about. These are ruthless people; perhaps killers.
Still don’t know why RON BROWN’S BODY has received so little attention. It’s a great book.
Giggle.
the joke isn’t about the clintons returning to the WH. the joke is that the media is appointing the next president through their coverage, IMHO.
I don’t mean to sound like a grouch, but maybe I’m becoming one. The prospect of the media successfully creating a McLame/Hitlery race is too depressing to think about.
I hate the MSM.
Gaaaaaaah!
that’s the point I’m trying to make. The media is determining this with actual voters, in many cases, being swayed dependent upon polling results. IMHO, ALL polling should be stopped when something this important is happening and let PEOPLE, VOTERS make the decision.
“a McLame/Hitlery race”
Don’t see a lot of reason to bother voting in that contest.
One thing seems all but certain. Hillary, or someone a whole lot like her will be at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Unfortunately, we ARE going to elect Hillary as President. Probably the worst possible candidate, but 50% of our population believes in revenge against “the white man” so you can count on many (not all) women, blacks, Hispanics voting for Hillary. It doesn’t matter that she is mean-spirited, a criminal, corrupt, abusive, a liar and has sold us out to China. The “tax the white man and gives us the money and free health care” coalition is greater than 50% of the population.
We are the NEW MEXICO!
Imagine Hillary stepping up to deal with Putin! After she continues Bill’s downsizing of the military to pay for social transfers (aka, payoffs).
So who was her VP choice.
Will she get anybody with half a brain to run with her.
My question is assuming a few Republicans are left in Congress what will be the best way to fight Hilary?
I think she will make the current Bush hatred seem like a wet dream.
“a McLame/Hitlery race”
Don’t see a lot of reason to bother voting in that contest.
................ You and many others, that’s why the Clintons know they’ll win. Remember, Clinton won in a 3 way race, had it been a 2 way race they’d both would still be in Arkansas. If Hillary wins, look for the 5th head on Mt Rushmore.
Not over my dead body..... if Americans put Hillary in the Big House then they want a civil war......
There’s always 3rd party or write in protest votes.
I have yet to vote for a successful candidate, I’m too old to start now!
“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”
“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”
“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”
“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”
“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”
“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t people get rid of the lizards?”
“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”
“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”
“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”
“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”
“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?”
You just made my point
Great. Mt. Rushmore gets a little head?
To make things easy for the elites, McCain has decided to run with Hillary.
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