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Naked Now-Armless Man Found Swimming With Alligators — Again (possible Darwin Award nominee?!)
Breitbart TV ^ | FOX News/Dateline: Lakeland, FL - Source: WTXF-TV

Posted on 03/09/2008 12:03:56 PM PDT by pillut48

"I think he's just bizarre." Understatement of the year, LOL! :-)


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: alligators; freepun
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1 posted on 03/09/2008 12:03:59 PM PDT by pillut48
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To: pillut48

Is this the guy they call “Crazy Lefty”?


2 posted on 03/09/2008 12:04:51 PM PDT by TommyDale (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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To: TommyDale

I’m guessing he was just swimming in circles, myself. ;-)


3 posted on 03/09/2008 12:05:58 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative with no dog in the presidential race now *sigh*)
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To: TommyDale
Is this the guy they call “Crazy Lefty”?

If he loses the other arm, they'll just have to call him "Bob."

4 posted on 03/09/2008 12:12:06 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: TommyDale

I would vote for an amendment to the 3 Strikes law to cover such idiots too.

3rd time a moron gets “one with nature” or some other self endangering pattern of dumba##edness, let him be.

Part of the law amendment could even be to address certified charities in the community by allowing them to sell raffle tickets at any gathering crowds.


5 posted on 03/09/2008 12:12:14 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: pillut48

Does the Darwin Awards have a Lifetime Achievement Award?


6 posted on 03/09/2008 12:13:17 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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To: pillut48

What’s he got to lose?


7 posted on 03/09/2008 12:25:05 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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8 posted on 03/09/2008 12:32:40 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


9 posted on 03/09/2008 12:33:03 PM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: LibFreeOrDie

Tastes like chicken.


10 posted on 03/09/2008 12:40:40 PM PDT by Mark was here (The earth is bipolar.)
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To: pillut48

bump


11 posted on 03/09/2008 12:41:30 PM PDT by miele man (Continually voting against iodine deficient libs for 42 years)
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To: pillut48
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12 posted on 03/09/2008 12:53:31 PM PDT by Cobra64 (www.BulletBras.net)
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To: LibFreeOrDie

Aw, man, I’m tryin to eat here!


13 posted on 03/09/2008 1:18:12 PM PDT by vladimir998 (Ignorance of Scripture is ignorance of Christ. St. Jerome)
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To: pillut48

Good think someone else was holding his beer for him, otherwise he might have lost his Bud Light too.


14 posted on 03/09/2008 1:19:31 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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To: pillut48

I guess he can now be as busy as a one armed paper hanger.


15 posted on 03/09/2008 1:25:29 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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To: TommyDale

I suspect that, before long, he’ll be called “bob.”


16 posted on 03/09/2008 1:32:49 PM PDT by DPMD (~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping!


17 posted on 03/09/2008 1:35:54 PM PDT by Allegra (Posting without being logged on since 2001)
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To: Allegra; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...



18 posted on 03/09/2008 1:43:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
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To: LibFreeOrDie

"Gotta love finger food!"

19 posted on 03/09/2008 1:48:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
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To: pillut48

Suicide by aligator, bump.


20 posted on 03/09/2008 1:57:05 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (The fence is "absolutely not the answer" - Gov. Rick Perry (R, TX))
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