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Bender to have sergery! (Shameless Vanity!)
3-27-08
| Bender2
Posted on 03/27/2008 1:37:09 PM PDT by Bender2
Gadzooks! I feel... 
like crap!
And I have... 
this really yucky discharge!
I fear it is more... 
than a hangover!
Guess I better... 
see the Doc!
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bender2; dictionariesarecheap
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To: Bender2
I hope you remembered to get comprehensive insurance.
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posted on
03/27/2008 1:57:49 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(Yeah... Sure... McCain. Why not.)
To: Bender2
“this really yucky discharge!”
Not from yer shiny metal ass??????
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posted on
03/27/2008 1:58:07 PM PDT
by
Grunthor
(I promise in November to be just as loyal to the GOP as Juan McAmnesty has been)
To: Bender2
Good luck. I'm glad you decided not to try to do it yourself.
23
posted on
03/27/2008 1:58:41 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Rattenschadenfreude: joy at a Democrat's pain, especially Hillary's pain caused by Obama.)
To: Bender2
Will have you in prayer, Godspeed.
24
posted on
03/27/2008 1:59:08 PM PDT
by
Grunthor
(I promise in November to be just as loyal to the GOP as Juan McAmnesty has been)
To: Bender2
If nothing else, now I hear they can cut out all your insides, fix up whatever’s wrong in there, then put them all back!
Piece of cake.
Had my gall bladder removed. Never missed it and it’s been forty years now.
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posted on
03/27/2008 1:59:11 PM PDT
by
Fishtalk
To: Bender2
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:00:13 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(High Maintenance Estrogen Bot........... look out :0))
To: Bender2
To: Bender2
Those sergers make great stitches. But how you gonna fit under the needle?
28
posted on
03/27/2008 2:03:44 PM PDT
by
IM2MAD
To: Bender2
Be sure you understand the procedure.
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:03:46 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
To: MediaMole; Bender2
Don’t pull an LBJ and show everyone your scar. Good luck.
Or if you do, be sure to yank the ears on your beagles until they yelp, lol
Good Luck Bender!
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:04:03 PM PDT
by
mkjessup
(This year's presidential choices: "Speak No Evil, See No Evil, and Evil")
To: Bender2
Good luck to you on the surgery, Mr. B.
To: Bender2
Hmmm. Yer gallbot has to come out?
I guess this means yer gonna be beside yerself
To: Bender2
Good luck, big guy! I’ll keep the beer cold and the motor oil warm until you’re back on your feet.
BTW, absolutely LOVED your four-part episode last Sunday night. Woo-freakin-hoo! It’s back!
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:05:56 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: Bender2
Best of luck! Get well soon!
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:07:47 PM PDT
by
Lil'freeper
(Don't taze me, bro!)
To: Bender2
Good luck! I’ve been wanting to have my gallbot removed for some time now, so I’m envious! Prayers for a speedy recovery!
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:08:27 PM PDT
by
Melinda
To: MediaMole
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:10:46 PM PDT
by
abb
(Organized Journalism: Marxist-style collectivism applied to information sharing)
To: Bender2
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:10:52 PM PDT
by
techcor
To: Bender2
Fare thee well friend. You will be in our prayers.
Beer will be drunk in your honor tonight!
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:11:29 PM PDT
by
Diplomat
To: Bender2
Hey Bender had my gallbot out last year about this time.
I held out a little too long, and wound up going from the emergency room to the operating room.
All well now, just have to take an easy on the greasy/fried/fatty food because your body can't store the bile anymore.
I would not be surprised if they throw you out of the hospital by the end of the second day, if not before.
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:12:46 PM PDT
by
mware
(mware...killer of threads.)
To: Bender2
Get well soon and a speedy return! Need people here with a good sense of humor.
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posted on
03/27/2008 2:14:22 PM PDT
by
The Ghost of Rudy McRomney
("Rush has unsealed the mummy's tomb-he has unleashed the undead."-Hugh Hewitt)
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