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Kimberly-Clark Wins Cowboys Stadium Name Game
The Dallas Times Herald ^
| 2008.04.01
| Uso de Avril
Posted on 03/31/2008 10:19:47 PM PDT by B-Chan
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How fitting.
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:19:49 PM PDT
by
B-Chan
To: B-Chan
The Kotex Kowboys...maybe Jessica Simpson can be in the commercia.s
To: B-Chan
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:20:44 PM PDT
by
South40
(Amnesty is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: B-Chan
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:21:53 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: B-Chan
As a life long Dallas Cowboys fan, I am shamed. I hope Jerry enjoys the money, he’s sold his dignity.
To: B-Chan
To: Republic of Texas
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:22:56 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: B-Chan
And I was ready to laugh thinking it would be “Kleenex Stadium.” You have to wonder how long this will last.
To: Richard Kimball
The thing is, I wouldn't put it past Jerry to do that.
Now I'm shamed and embarrased! And happy it's not true.
To: Republic of Texas
Let it be know that I DID NOT click on the link ;)
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:26:16 PM PDT
by
catbertz
To: Richard Kimball
“The Dallas Times Herald”. Damn, I’ve been fooled!
To: B-Chan
"The stadium will be called Kimberly-Clark Depend® Stadium when it opens in 2009. The name was announced at a press conference on Tuesday by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and Kimberly-Clark Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Thomas Falk."To the raucus roar of laughter from all whom were in attendence.
Can't wait for the announcer as he calls the games.
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:27:28 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: knarf
Note to self ... trust NOTHING on FR for the next 36 hours.
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:28:55 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: B-Chan
This joke had an outside shot at success had it not said K-C negotiated with Irving to name a stadium even it admits is being built in Arlington.
To: SlapHappyPappy
plus it mentioned the news conference occured on Tuesday
To: Republic of Texas
“The Dallas Times Herald”. Damn, I’ve been fooled! Worse — you've been rickrolled!
(Note to foreigners: The late, lamented Dallas Times Herald was the evening paper in Dallas for 103 years. It was last published on 8 December 1991.)
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:35:05 PM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: B-Chan
In it’s time, a damn fine paper.
To: Republic of Texas
“As a life long Dallas Cowboys fan, I am shamed. I hope Jerry enjoys the money, he’s sold his dignity.”
How else will he pay for Pacman Jones’s contract? :P
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:40:05 PM PDT
by
neb52
To: B-Chan
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:40:19 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(They all say they want change, but they’re really after folding money.)
To: JennysCool
I’m glad you enjoyed it.
Next: Rangers Ballpark to become “Fleet Disposable Enema Ballpark”.
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posted on
03/31/2008 10:43:18 PM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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