Kimberly-Clark Wins Cowboys Stadium Name Game

The Dallas Times Herald ^ | 2008.04.01 | Uso de Avril

[Republic of Texas]

We can always cut Pacman, but getting rid of a giant Depend sign would have been more difficult.

Besides, we can always use the rain!

[B-Chan]

I can’t wait for “Depend Souvenir Diaper Night”.

[neb52]

Considering how bad the Rangers are, renaming their field to Depend Diaper Field would be fitting. :P

[neb52]

“I can’t wait for “Depend Souvenir Diaper Night”.”

Are they used? Because I hear that there is a big market for used undies online.

[B-Chan]

They need to call it “Febreze Field”, the way the Rangers stink up the joint.

[B-Chan]

Gross...

[Republic of Texas]

I don’t think the Depends people would want to be associated with the Rangers. They have an image to protect.

[B-Chan]

Touché.

[L.N. Smithee]

If only Barry Zito’s opening day outing was an April Fool’s Day joke played one day early.

[Trajan88]

Doesn't matter if Jerry "dingle berry" Jonez hands out Depends® undergarments... God will still have his toilete bowl to pinch one off (in the curent iteration in Irving and in the new, "improved" bowl in Arlington):

[Proud_USA_Republican]

That will come in handy considering the cowboys release a massive dump in their pants when it comes to primetime.

[dayglored]

> Note to self ... trust NOTHING on FR for the next 36 hours.

Ya got that right. I've bit on a couple already and it's not even 4AM.

[Mister Da]

Will the players will get a lifetime supply of adult diapers?

Depends!

[VRWCmember]

In an unrelated show of stupidity, the government has just mandated that all words between “gullet” and “gully” must be stricken from all Standard English dictionaries published in the United States. To see the extent of the damage this will do to the English language, please look at all the words that will be lost forever from common grammatical and conversational usage. Get a dictionary and see how many words between “gullet” and “gully” will be lost forever. If you are as outraged as I am by this assault on our linguistic heritage, contract your elected officials immediately.

[al_c]

Nothing says "football" like "Kimberly-Clark."

Hmm. No, sir ... I don't like it.

[TexanByBirth]

Nice April Fool’s Joke!

[Republic of Texas]

Once is enough. I ain’t stupid, I just know Jerry Jones would not turn down any name for enough money.

[foreverfree]

K-C bought Scott Paper, at whose plant in Chester, PA my dad once worked.

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!

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