How fitting.
1 posted on
03/31/2008 10:19:49 PM PDT by
B-Chan
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The Kotex Kowboys...maybe Jessica Simpson can be in the commercia.s
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3 posted on
03/31/2008 10:20:44 PM PDT by
South40
(Amnesty is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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4 posted on
03/31/2008 10:21:53 PM PDT by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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As a life long Dallas Cowboys fan, I am shamed. I hope Jerry enjoys the money, he’s sold his dignity.
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And I was ready to laugh thinking it would be “Kleenex Stadium.” You have to wonder how long this will last.
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"The stadium will be called Kimberly-Clark Depend® Stadium when it opens in 2009. The name was announced at a press conference on Tuesday by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and Kimberly-Clark Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Thomas Falk."To the raucus roar of laughter from all whom were in attendence.
Can't wait for the announcer as he calls the games.
12 posted on
03/31/2008 10:27:28 PM PDT by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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This joke had an outside shot at success had it not said K-C negotiated with Irving to name a stadium even it admits is being built in Arlington.
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19 posted on
03/31/2008 10:40:19 PM PDT by
JennysCool
(They all say they want change, but they’re really after folding money.)
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If only Barry Zito’s opening day outing was an April Fool’s Day joke played one day early.
29 posted on
03/31/2008 10:53:04 PM PDT by
L.N. Smithee
(Obama for President -- P.T. Barnum, Manager; H.L. Mencken,Treasurer)
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Doesn't matter if Jerry "dingle berry" Jonez hands out Depends® undergarments... God will still have his toilete bowl to pinch one off (in the curent iteration in Irving and in the new, "improved" bowl in Arlington):
30 posted on
03/31/2008 11:32:45 PM PDT by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
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That will come in handy considering the cowboys release a massive dump in their pants when it comes to primetime.
31 posted on
03/31/2008 11:40:40 PM PDT by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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Will the players will get a lifetime supply of adult diapers?
Depends!
33 posted on
04/01/2008 3:54:53 AM PDT by
Mister Da
(The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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Nothing says "football" like "Kimberly-Clark."
Hmm. No, sir ... I don't like it.
35 posted on
04/01/2008 11:16:21 AM PDT by
al_c
(Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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36 posted on
04/01/2008 12:24:49 PM PDT by
TexanByBirth
(Now that the Texas primary is over, would all yall from out-of-state please go away!)
K-C bought Scott Paper, at whose plant in Chester, PA my dad once worked.
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!
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