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Mark Steyn: Guns and God? Hell, yes
The Orange County Register ^ | April 19, 2008 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 04/19/2008 1:39:41 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Our lesson today comes from the songwriter Frank Loesser:

"Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition."

Or as Barack Obama and his San Francisco pals would put it: God and guns. Loesser got the phrase from Howell Forgy, a naval chaplain at Pearl Harbor, who walked the decks of the USS New Orleans under Japanese bombardment, exhorting his comrades. When the line came to Loesser's ears, he turned it into a big hit song of the Second World War:

"Praise the Lord and swing into position

Can't afford to sit around a-wishin'…" – which some folks sang as "Can't afford to be a politician." Indeed. Sen. Obama's remarks about poor dumb, bitter rural losers "clinging to" guns and God certainly testify to the instinctive snobbery of a big segment of the political class. But we shouldn't let it go by merely deploring coastal condescension toward the knuckledraggers. No, what Michelle Malkin calls Crackerquiddick (quite rightly – it's more than just another dreary "-gate") is not just snobbish nor even merely wrongheaded. It's an attack on two of the critical advantages the United States holds over most of the rest of the Western world. In the other G7 developed nations, nobody clings to God 'n' guns. The guns got taken away, and the Europeans gave up on churchgoing once they embraced Big Government as the new religion.

How's that working out? Compared with America, France and Germany have been more or less economically stagnant for the past quarter-century, living permanently with unemployment rates significantly higher than in the United States.

Has it made them any less "bitter," as Obama characterizes those Pennsylvanian crackers? No.

(Excerpt) Read more at ocregister.com ...


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008; banglist; bitter; crackerquiddick; election; elections; elitists; obama; pa2008; steyn
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He hits another home run.

Here endeth the lesson...

1 posted on 04/19/2008 1:39:41 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
"Hooray for Captain Obama, The Pennsylvania explorer.
He brought his name undying fame
And that is why we say, Hooray, Hooray, Hooray."


2 posted on 04/19/2008 1:49:02 AM PDT by OeOeO
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To: knews_hound

Ping list ping.


3 posted on 04/19/2008 2:13:31 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (<===Bitter, Gun-totin', Typical White American)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
And we’ll all stay free

Praise the Lord and swing into position
Can’t afford to be a politician
Praise the Lord, we’re all between perdition
And the deep blue sea

Yes the sky pilot said it
Ya gotta give him credit
For a sonofagun of a gunner was he

Shouting Praise the Lord, we’re on a mighty mission
All aboard, we ain’t a-goin’ fishin’
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
And we’ll all stay free

Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition
And we’ll all stay free

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
And we’ll all stay free


4 posted on 04/19/2008 3:22:29 AM PDT by Terabitten (Virginia Tech Corps of Cadets - E-Frat '94. Unity and Pride!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Consider by way of example the words of Keith Reade....he's a writer for the London Daily Mirror. "Were I a Kerry voter, though, I'd feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets. The self-righteous, gun-totin', military-lovin', sister-marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', nonpassport ownin' rednecks, who believe God gave America the biggest d*** in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land 'free and strong.'"

Well, I have a passport and, no I won't marry my sister and the size of my manhood is between me and my wife, and she never complained

This moron has no idea why we are 'free and strong' if he thinks pissing on the world is the reason we are

5 posted on 04/19/2008 3:25:24 AM PDT by Popman (Typical bitter white male clinging to my religion and guns......................)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

>>We should thank God (forgive the expression)<<

Can we clone Steyn??


6 posted on 04/19/2008 3:31:39 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am very mad at Disney. Give me my James Marsden song!!!!!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I have to disagree with Keith Reade on a couple of points. I certainly did not marry my sister, and I do have a passport.


7 posted on 04/19/2008 4:22:15 AM PDT by Sender (Stop Islamisation. Defend our freedom.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Well good morning all you typical white crackaz!!

I’m off to play paintball at the church field later today. I’ll do my best to maintain my clingy bitterness too.


8 posted on 04/19/2008 4:26:36 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, weÂ’re still retarded.)
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To: netmilsmom

This `foreigner’ gets it! Great stuff!

Lots of permanently angry people in Europe, so why visit there? Only they’ll soon have to shift their anger from us Yanks to the Islamomuzzies, if they’re smart.

“Why should I travel? I’m already here!”


9 posted on 04/19/2008 4:27:55 AM PDT by elcid1970 (My cartridges are dipped in pig grease.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I think a healthy society needs both God and guns: It benefits from a belief in some kind of higher purpose to life on Earth, and it requires a self-reliant citizenry. If you lack either of those twin props, you wind up with today's Europe – a present-tense Eutopia mired in fatalism.

A while back, I was struck by the words of Oscar van den Boogaard, a Dutch gay humanist (which is pretty much the trifecta of Eurocool). Reflecting on the Continent's accelerating Islamification, he concluded that the jig was up for the Europe he loved, but what could he do? "I am not a warrior, but who is?" he shrugged. "I have never learned to fight for my freedom. I was only good at enjoying it."

Mark Steyn should be required reading in American public schools.
10 posted on 04/19/2008 4:28:47 AM PDT by samtheman
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To: Terabitten

11 posted on 04/19/2008 4:32:41 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, weÂ’re still retarded.)
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To: equaviator

Good stuff...


12 posted on 04/19/2008 4:43:43 AM PDT by hoosier_RW_conspirator ("Nurture your mind with great thoughts. To believe in the heroic makes heroes." -- Benj. Disraeli)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I always thought that “Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition” was the cry of Cromwell’s “Ironsides” troops as they set after the troops of Charles Stuart.


13 posted on 04/19/2008 4:46:42 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Popman
"God gave America the biggest d*** in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land 'free and strong.'"

Well, I'm kind of down with this sentiment. Kind of like to p**s on this guy right now, in fact.

14 posted on 04/19/2008 4:49:36 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Popman

I don’t know about that guy, but God gave America a pretty big one.


15 posted on 04/19/2008 4:51:04 AM PDT by wastedyears (The US Military is what goes Bump in the night.)
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To: wastedyears

President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: “Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the Russian President cried; “my people’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”
“Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied the President.
“I do need your help,” said Yeltsin. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?”
“Why certainly! I’ll get right on it!” said Clinton.
“Oh, and one more small favor, please?” said Yeltsin.
“Yes?”
“Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10” long and 4” in diameter?” said Yeltsin.
“No problem,” replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. “I need a favor....you’ve got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia.”
“Consider it done,” said the President of Trojan.
“Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10” long and 4” wide.”
“Easily done. Anything else?”
“Yeah,” said the President, “print ‘MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL’ on each one.


16 posted on 04/19/2008 4:53:43 AM PDT by Popman (Typical bitter white male clinging to my religion and guns......................)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Steyn has it exactly right - we were told by a teacher in the German school system that Americans were all messed up because we wanted to better ourselves, get educated and thought we could do better things in life - he was teaching the kids in his classes that they should be satisfied with what they had, not try to improve themselves or their lifestyles - that they should, basically, not dream of getting above their current
‘station’ in life’ - I told them that was a crock. He didn’t take it well. Things haven’t changed a bit.


17 posted on 04/19/2008 5:16:01 AM PDT by NHResident
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that Americans were all messed up because we wanted to better ourselves, get educated and thought we could do better things in life - he was teaching the kids in his classes that they should be satisfied with what they had, not try to improve themselves or their lifestyles - that they should, basically, not dream of getting above their current ‘station’ in life’ -

That's almost an exact quote from a Michelle Obama speech earlier this year.

18 posted on 04/19/2008 5:40:41 AM PDT by ReleaseTheHounds ("The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.")
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To: Egon

Fantastic!


19 posted on 04/19/2008 5:50:05 AM PDT by RhoTheta ("I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you." NOT!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Steyn is right. I certainly hope America proves to be faithful to the Founders and not the wicked men in our government who aren’t.


20 posted on 04/19/2008 6:03:23 AM PDT by avenir
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