I thought that was her face, but maybe she was walking backwards.
Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)
When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.
But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."
"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.
You grab that ass of life, girl!
Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.
LOL! Hee-haw!
With Bill Clinton's inflated ego, he'd probably walk into the lesbian bar figuring that his raw magnetism would make them switch teams.
I think it's somehow analogous to "the jaws of life."
Hellary was so outraged over a reporter’s comment on Chelsea that she demanded he be fired. Funny that she is not outraged when Chelsea is molested in a gay bar. You would think she would want that place carpet bombed. Oh wait, she wants the gay vote. I guess she is willing to let her daughter’s butt be grabbed if it advances her candidacy.
Look’s like she has man hands. Ugh!
I thought that was her face, but maybe she was walking backwards.
Wouldn't it be great if some enterprising, and completely unethical journalist could follow Webb and Chelsea around until drinking glasses or something with DNA could be acquired and tested? It would be a great idea for Myth Busters. "Well Jamie, as the myth goes Chelsea Clinton is said to have an uncanny resemblance to...".
You said it!
She is pimping out her own daughter.
Sad having to send your own daughter out to the sewers to troll for votes.
It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp.
Ha! I loved Boondox Saints.
I never really understood this thing about Web Hubble when she clearly has Bill’s nose and I can see the chin in her mother.
Aside from that, I won’t voice any judgments on her appearance since if I can’t say anything nice...
>>Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton’s ass.<<
Well, she should count herself lucky. In a different era, she would have never been tracked down. Ever again.
She also has the “double chin of life” too.
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NOT! She has the double chin of Webb.
There's a definite reason that these Americans supported President Clinton through all of his sexual harassment charges....
As NOW now says, the first grope is free.
I have to commend you on the best obscure joke I’ve seen all day!
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