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Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life
Philadelphia Weekly ^ | 04/21/2008

Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)

When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.

But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."

"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.

You grab that ass of life, girl!

Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: assoflife; chelsea; clinton; firstprincess; homosexualagenda; kneepadbrigade; plasticsurgery
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To: yarddog

Odds are, in any given lesbian bar she would be the prettiest girl there.

All things being relative.


121 posted on 04/21/2008 12:50:21 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: I'm ALL Right!
What does that mean, exactly? “The Ass of Life”

It means she has her mother's 'cheeks'.


122 posted on 04/21/2008 12:55:40 PM PDT by uglybiker (I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
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To: laweeks

"I highly doubt that Rush said anything like that about her. It’s typical anti-Rush rage from people who don’t listen to him anyway."

Actually when Chelsea was about 13, and Rush had a TV show, he said something to effect that Socks was the White House cat, but that there was also a White House dog, and the monitor showed a picture of Chelsea. If you google you can find references to it. I'm sure some here remember it.

123 posted on 04/21/2008 1:00:12 PM PDT by Mila
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To: infantrywhooah
The last time I saw a face like that I was taking a hook out of it’s mouth.

Oh, do I miss Rodney Dangerfield!!

124 posted on 04/21/2008 1:00:29 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: infantrywhooah

——They were misquoted, they actually said “pimple on the ass of the world”——

“An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world.” Charles Winchester the 3rd


125 posted on 04/21/2008 1:02:23 PM PDT by ResponseAbility
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To: KosmicKitty

He was one of a kind, wasn’t he?

“Hey darlin, I’ll bet you were gorgeous before electricity!”


126 posted on 04/21/2008 1:02:30 PM PDT by infantrywhooah
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To: infantrywhooah

——They were misquoted, they actually said “pimple on the ass of the world”——

“An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world.” Charles Emerson Winchester III


127 posted on 04/21/2008 1:03:38 PM PDT by ResponseAbility
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To: yarddog

Ugly in a very Webster Hubbell way.


128 posted on 04/21/2008 1:05:49 PM PDT by purpleraine
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To: I'm ALL Right!

Maybe they meant “Ass” as in “donkey” as in “democrat. She is the “democrat of life”??? Whatever. Rendell creeps me out.


129 posted on 04/21/2008 1:06:19 PM PDT by OFR_supportingourwounded (OFR - Supporting Our Wounded Troops)
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To: Kirkwood

"As far as looking like Web, Chelsea actually looks exactly like her grandma (Bill’s momma)."

Well maybe the mouth, but I think she has a better nose.

Bill Clinton's parents

130 posted on 04/21/2008 1:14:13 PM PDT by Mila
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To: infantrywhooah

“I don’t get no respect!” :-0


131 posted on 04/21/2008 1:15:26 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

“Now I know why tigers eat their young”


132 posted on 04/21/2008 1:19:20 PM PDT by infantrywhooah
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To: Slings and Arrows
I thought that was her face, but maybe she was walking backwards.

For those who might not know the derivation of your comment...

If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave its' @$$ and teach it to walk backwards!

133 posted on 04/21/2008 1:39:34 PM PDT by kitchen (Any day without a fair tax thread is a good day.)
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To: traumer

Sorry all-I’d hit it.


134 posted on 04/21/2008 2:04:50 PM PDT by The Ghost of Rudy McRomney ("Rush has unsealed the mummy's tomb-he has unleashed the undead."-Hugh Hewitt)
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To: infantrywhooah

But nobody’s calling Chelsea unattractive now.

Who’s nobody? You can’t even call her handsome. She’s already past her best and if you see her from behind she’s already growing her mothers ass. And you’re right she has the lips of a carp.


135 posted on 04/21/2008 2:05:17 PM PDT by Recon Dad (Marine Spec Ops Dad)
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To: dighton

Bisexual Anne Dicker. You can’t make this stuff up.


136 posted on 04/21/2008 2:07:36 PM PDT by The Ghost of Rudy McRomney ("Rush has unsealed the mummy's tomb-he has unleashed the undead."-Hugh Hewitt)
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To: The Ghost of Rudy McRomney

Why, Rosie Palmer wouldn’t leave you with a bad taste, so to speak.


137 posted on 04/21/2008 2:16:59 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: catbertz

That’s it, that’s her.


138 posted on 04/21/2008 2:18:02 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: maggief
Look at that size of that p_ _ p cutter.
139 posted on 04/21/2008 2:19:24 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: traumer

....”oversees every minute of Clinton’s day”...and night. How does she do it!? Is deaf, dumb, blind and has no sense of taste or smell?

sorry.....


140 posted on 04/21/2008 2:23:05 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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