Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Yahoo News ^ | April 23, 2008 | Joe Bavier

[Leisler]

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

[Smokin' Joe]

...cue the picture of ‘Smiling Bob’, looking for a new market?

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This has OSCAR written all over it.

[american_ranger]

If Jimmy Carter really wanted to help the world, he’d go here. After all, he is a dickless idiot.

[samtheman]

LOL!

[ProfessorGage]

Gotta love Africa.

[Hoodlum91]

“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said.

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Just yanking their chains.

[Cvengr]

Viagra marketing sham.

[TXnMA]

"Panic" personified...

Worse than a witch hunt.

[arderkrag]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[HossB86]

Was Hilary there??? Sounds like it!!!

:D

Hoss

[Brilliant]

I’m a little skeptical that they could shrink a penis with black magic.

The only true test would be to see if they can shrink Hillary’s penis.

[WakeUpAndVote]

[CholeraJoe]

"Enzyte can grow it back!"

[Delta 21]

“She turned me into a newt!”

[TheWasteLand]

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny"

Algore was wrong. It's global cooling.

[ComputerGuy]

Hillary’s been shrinking men’s penises for years.

[Mikey_1962]

Penis envy among men... hmmmm

[BallyBill]

“Penis Theft Panic”, I think that was the name of a Punk band back in the early 80’s.

[billorites]

Reminds me of my friend from Nantucket.

Remarkable fellow.

[nevergore]

Well, that certainly explains a lot regarding the RINO’s in the Senate....

[PeteB570]

And some argue that all cultures are equal.

[blackdog]

Besides Lorraina Bobbit, why do we even try to play any diplomatic or economic roll on the continent of Africa?

[Ditter]

Africans do not have a clue about how pathetic they are.

[johnny7]

Gotta love Africa.

“Same as it ever was... same as it ever was... same as it ever was... ”

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

hmmm - castraties in Congo?

The liberal democrats have been there I guess.

[jughandle]

Glad to live in America

[JustaDumbBlonde]

Somehow I’m thinking that the world might be better-off if the penis snatchers really existed. At least they have talk radio and telephones to get the idiocy spread around.

[garyhope]

My immediate thought was to try to be the first in with a Hillary comment, but of course, many other Freepers were right on the balls, I mean ball and beat me to it.

[DustyMoment]

Jeez . . . . . . and I thought Art Bell’s radio show was weird!!!

[MindBender26]

These people are 100 years away from being ready for self-government.

[mtbopfuyn]

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke,"

Small, insignificant, tiny, soft, microscopic, etc. but not huge because that's the problem.

[Tatze]

I don’t think the story stands up to the facts.

[Sig Sauer P220]

That might be one way to reduce the AIDS epidemic in that part of the world.

[mtbopfuyn]

Exactly. Why are we sending $$$ over there when they obviously don’t have the ability or sense to use it wisely.

[Hegemony Cricket]

“Honey, I Shrunk the...”

[G.Mason]

Bwahahahahahaha

Eeeee gads ... We are getting old.

[melsec]

I got better!

[Sender]

From my cold, dead right hand! Molon labe!

[melsec]

I’m tempted to call it a fallacy!

[penelopesire]

LOL..now that would be ‘hugh and series’!

[wordsofearnest]

“We thought you was a toad”

[blackdog]

They drove out all the white farm operators and replaced them with barefoot idiots who scratch the dirt with a stick and dump their toilet pail on the dirt for fertilizer. Now we need to feed the idiots who engineered the plan.

Diamonds, gold, and uranium. Those poor people would be better off with nothing of value to developed countries. Uramium mining is a worldwide security concern and it's why we are there to observe penis stealing customs. It's like a whole nother planet. Every time I watch the movie "Idiocracy" I think of the continent of Africa.

[Izzy Dunne]

There is no penis theft, everyone will please remain calm.

[Izzy Dunne]

These people are 100 years away from being ready for self-government.

And getting further away all the time.

[blackdog]

Maybe it’s just pissed off women cutting men’s penises off because it’s clit for tat.

[ichabod1]

They’re still ten times the size of ours... ;(

[blackdog]

“Pure Alabama Blacksnake” -Platoon

[MrB]

The man’s just making up excuses -

“I was in the pool!”

[Little Ray]

Remember not to be too critical. All cultures are equal. (/sarc)