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Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
ExurbanLeague.com ^ | June 9, 2008 | Exurban Jon

Posted on 06/09/2008 5:44:28 PM PDT by inkling

Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth.

Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps.

Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate

10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth.

9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.

8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.

7. Accidentally shredded it while going through his Rezko mortgage records.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2008; betterthanletterman; issues; obama; obamassiah
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To: inkling

8. Actual birth date would reveal he’s a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.

Hey, I am a Virgo and I’m not crazy. Well, I don’t think I’m crazy..


161 posted on 06/10/2008 8:06:19 AM PDT by pnz1
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To: kevkrom

Are freepers missing the point? The birth certificate lists the father’s ETHNICITY which his family proudly claims is not negro but ARABIC. Kenyan records list BHO senior as an Arab. Baraq is not a negro African-American any more than Klinton was.


162 posted on 06/10/2008 8:25:41 AM PDT by Poincare
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To: jveritas

The smart comment was directed to the fact she always gets what she wants. She is very smart on the end game. I would not count her out until Nov.


163 posted on 06/10/2008 8:34:57 AM PDT by Orange1998
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To: usmcobra
It is only “not an issue” because you say so.

Neither is it "an issue" because you say so.

If you want to rely on the unsourced ramblings of a blogger, that's your business. I'm calling it a wild goose chase because it doesn't make sense on the surface of it.

And now I've wasted even more energy on the subject pointing out the obvious, yet again.

164 posted on 06/10/2008 8:35:10 AM PDT by kevkrom (2-D fantasy artists wanted: http://faxcelestis.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=213)
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To: Poincare
Are freepers missing the point? The birth certificate lists the father’s ETHNICITY which his family proudly claims is not negro but ARABIC. Kenyan records list BHO senior as an Arab. Baraq is not a negro African-American any more than Klinton was.

I agree that he's not releasing the info for a reason. I just reject the whole "he's not a natural born citizen" nonsense on the grounds that the argument makes no sense.

165 posted on 06/10/2008 8:36:28 AM PDT by kevkrom (2-D fantasy artists wanted: http://faxcelestis.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=213)
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To: Enchante

Exactly.

Obama has the whole Chicago mob machine behind him. He can manipulate recent records, such as his name on the marriage certificate, just as he likes. In fact just about anyone can fake such records. It’s common in America for people to change their names or drop a middle name just because they don’t like it.

Obama should not be allowed to run for president unless he can prove he is an American. That means, at the very least, making his birth records public and his parents’ marriage records public, since even by his own account that marriage is in doubt.

Where’s FEMA, which should be supervising such elementary matters. Oh, that’s right, they don’t have a quorum, and can’t make any legally enforceable decisions, because Harry Reid is blocking all of Bush’s appointees.

Well, then, where’s the Justice Department and the FBI? Oh, Bush never took control of them back from the clintonoids.

Well, then, why doesn’t McCain raise a few questions. Oh, that would be divisive and racist.


166 posted on 06/10/2008 8:41:32 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: kevkrom
I just reject the whole "he's not a natural born citizen" nonsense on the grounds that the argument makes no sense.

You are correct. The non-citizen stuff is a diversion. I'm pondering what would be the effect of the news that Obama is not negro. And that his father's family was slavers. Would he lose any black vote? Would he gain hispanic vote?

167 posted on 06/10/2008 8:43:32 AM PDT by Poincare
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To: kevkrom

I agree there has to be another reason.


168 posted on 06/10/2008 8:47:41 AM PDT by Dante3
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To: kevkrom

Quit wasting your energy then I however shall search for the truth.

1)Obama’s momma may not have been legally married to Obama’s Father who already had a wife.

2)Obama may have been born in Kenya as reported by African new sources.

3)According to the law of the land at that time that would make Obama illegitimate and quite possibly even a stateless person according to our laws.

Did Obama’s Mother apply for a Birth certificate after returning to Hawaii when he was born in Kenya if so he may be only a naturalized citizen based upon existing law at that time rather then present law that does not cover him.


169 posted on 06/10/2008 8:51:33 AM PDT by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
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To: usmcobra

1) Doesn’t matter
2) Doesn’t matter
3) No, it doesn’t. Cite the actual law if you want to keep spreading this nonsense.


170 posted on 06/10/2008 8:53:53 AM PDT by kevkrom (2-D fantasy artists wanted: http://faxcelestis.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=213)
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To: Cicero

not FEMA — you meant FEC I assume — Federal Election Commission, which the Demagogues have paralyzed without a quorum since last year.

But otherwise we agree. :^)


171 posted on 06/10/2008 9:20:53 AM PDT by Enchante (Barack Chamberlain: My 1930s Appeasement Policy Goes Well With My 1960s Socialist Policies!)
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To: Enchante

Yes, I typed too fast!


172 posted on 06/10/2008 9:41:25 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: inkling

Heck this is pretty minor given the fact that Hillarys (Wretched piece of crap that it is) College Thesis didn’t even appear online (in PDF form) until 2 years ago. HE has no choice but to give this up. It really sounds preposterous that it hasn’t been released yet.


173 posted on 06/10/2008 1:38:43 PM PDT by Pagey (Horrible Hillary Clinton is Bad For America, Bad For Business and Bad For MY Stomach!)
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To: kevkrom; WellyP; usmcobra
Kev
I'm afraid your directing you anger at the wrong person. I was the one that posted it to begin with, so it should be me you attack instead.

I found the article of great interest, worthy of both discussion and research. In fact I was up until 2 am reading. I still do not know that laws but am still interested.

I do know there Barak Hussain Obama has a reason for not showing it. I also think those reasons are very sinister.

Many theories have arisen, each are suspicious in themselves.

1) There could have been a law on the books that would
eliminate his chances, we just don't know.

2) His name on his Birth Certificate could read BARRY Durham
since mom and pop could not have been legally
married. Therefore changing his name later when
he became a Muslim.

3) He is listed as an ARAB and not a Black.

4) Perhaps he was indeed born in Kenya and not HI.

All issues are not of particular interest to everyone but this one has been for many. No need for the attacks.

174 posted on 06/10/2008 5:03:46 PM PDT by angelsonmyside (It's not the color of one's skin but the color of the heart)
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To: kevkrom
"Cite the actual law if you want to keep spreading this nonsense."

This nonsense as you call it pertains to the most important political process our country undergoes every four years and the qualifications of the man who maybe our next president. As Citizens we have the right to know what kind of man we may be voting for or if he is even eligible for the position of president.

175 posted on 06/10/2008 5:49:07 PM PDT by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
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To: kevkrom

Just wanted to add my two cents and say that this is an issue and the people should know ALL there is to know about a candidate for POTUS. I don’t understand your passion in wanting everyone to ignore this issue of the birth certificate.


176 posted on 06/10/2008 8:24:41 PM PDT by antceecee (where do from here Ollie?.)
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To: antceecee
I don’t understand your passion in wanting everyone to ignore this issue of the birth certificate.

Call it anti-passion rather than passion; I've witnessed too many wild goose chases based on flawed information and presumptions that I'm very, very cynical in this regard. I think the "he's not eligible hysteria" is just that, hysteria, based on an interpretation of a snippet of a law that makes no sense the way it is interpreted.

I do believe he's hiding something, and the birth certificate would show it.

177 posted on 06/11/2008 4:57:02 AM PDT by kevkrom (2-D fantasy artists wanted: http://faxcelestis.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=213)
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To: usmcobra
This nonsense as you call it pertains to the most important political process our country undergoes every four years and the qualifications of the man who maybe our next president. As Citizens we have the right to know what kind of man we may be voting for or if he is even eligible for the position of president.

And your first responsibility is to determine if you even know what you're talking about. Going on a half-baked theory proposed by a blogger who references a snippet of law is no substitute for doing the research into the law itself.

If you think there's something to this, then do the research. As for me, as I said, the blogger's theory doesn't pass the "smell test" in that it is nonsensical to think that the child of a natural born citizen isn't a natural born citizen simply because his parent wasn't 21 years old.

178 posted on 06/11/2008 5:10:41 AM PDT by kevkrom (2-D fantasy artists wanted: http://faxcelestis.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=213)
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To: angelsonmyside

Or, he simply doesn’t have a US birth certificate.


179 posted on 06/11/2008 5:16:24 AM PDT by Toespi
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To: kevkrom

Really and how am I supposed to do the research if I don’t even ask the question?

You and every one of the other one of the “Let’s Not go there” crowd have been telling anyone that dares to ask, shut up and don’t ask about his qualifications for the jobs. I agree it is a snippit of some law and is probably wrong but until it has been determined to be wrong or the document in question has been examined how will anyone know the facts if they don’t determine what is fact and what is fiction.

As with any process of elimination first we must have all the possibilities before us and slowly and methodically eliminate them one by one. Your method of doing so is to ignore everything and focus on other issues. Since that is apparently what you are best at I suggest you do so.


180 posted on 06/11/2008 5:21:28 AM PDT by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
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