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Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
ExurbanLeague.com ^ | June 9, 2008 | Exurban Jon

Posted on 06/09/2008 5:44:28 PM PDT by inkling

Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth.

Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps.

Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate

10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth.

9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.

8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.

7. Accidentally shredded it while going through his Rezko mortgage records.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2008; betterthanletterman; issues; obama; obamassiah
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To: chris_bdba

See my post 20.


21 posted on 06/09/2008 6:11:17 PM PDT by antceecee (where do from here Ollie?.)
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To: inkling

And did he sign up for Selective Service?


22 posted on 06/09/2008 6:11:32 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: angelsonmyside

Why is this coming. . .soooo late? Interesting. . .(Hillary getting this stuff out?)


23 posted on 06/09/2008 6:13:02 PM PDT by cricket (Damn Political Correctness; before it irretrievably, damns us all. . .)
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To: inkling
Kenya was a British colony when Obama was born and the Kenyan constitution forbids Citizenship to foreign born of Colonial parent prior to Nationhood. But Obama may have a claim to British passport.

More likely, the birth certificate lists his religion as Muslim!

24 posted on 06/09/2008 6:13:40 PM PDT by ricks_place
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To: bannie

No, it’s not mandatory to have a birth certificate. However, birth records are public records, and any researcher can search the registers.


25 posted on 06/09/2008 6:13:49 PM PDT by GAB-1955 (Kicking and Screaming into the Kingdom of Heaven!)
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To: inkling; All
His fathers occupation is listed as “The Eleventh Imam”.
26 posted on 06/09/2008 6:14:39 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (The United States Marines. The finest and most feared fighting force in the history of mankind.)
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To: antceecee
Maybe they do not; for some good reasons. However, public interest and the 'legal requirements' for a wannabe President have merit for an exception.

Otherwise; we will have more Candidates from Hawaii...with Mexican accents, coming up the Demrat ranks.

27 posted on 06/09/2008 6:15:11 PM PDT by cricket (Damn Political Correctness; before it irretrievably, damns us all. . .)
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To: bannie

That’s a good question. How can he be sworn in if congress don’t know that is actually eligible?

But I venture that its probably a trap. He holds it off in the hopes that the GOP makes a big deal out of it and then when he releases it its all OK. I can’t imagine that his party would let him get this far without assurance.

The only way to avoid the trap is to let Bob Barr do the muckraking on behalf of the Libertarian party, possibly attempt to have his name stripped from ballots in several of the 50 states on the grounds that he has not proven his eligibility. Hey, maybe he’s really only 29 years old?


28 posted on 06/09/2008 6:15:17 PM PDT by monkeyshine
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To: inkling
Could someone get this off to Fox News/Brit. . . Sean/O'Reilly.

I would; but think they are tired of hearing suggestion from me. . .so will give it a rest; though, not for long, of course.

29 posted on 06/09/2008 6:17:34 PM PDT by cricket (Damn Political Correctness; before it irretrievably, damns us all. . .)
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To: angelsonmyside

Doesn’t being born in the US make you Natural Born?


30 posted on 06/09/2008 6:18:27 PM PDT by HarryCaul
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To: monkeyshine
can he be sworn in if congress don’t know that is actually eligible?

George Soros can accomplish the seeimingly impossible. Perhaps he has. . .

31 posted on 06/09/2008 6:19:25 PM PDT by cricket (Damn Political Correctness; before it irretrievably, damns us all. . .)
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To: angelsonmyside
I'd contribute $100 to a lawsuit against his citizen status .... if such a suit were filed AFTER the DNC convention and Before Oct 1st.
32 posted on 06/09/2008 6:19:40 PM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: Jet Jaguar

Yeah perhaps there is another way to obtain it - the Selective Service should have a copy, as should the State Department (I presume he has an American passport in which case he needed to prove his citizenship).

There should be at least 3 places to find it.

And if Mr “I don’t hold my hand over my heart when saying the pledge allegiance” did not sign up for selective service, it should be a scandal.

But again I gotta think that the party elders vetted him better than this.


33 posted on 06/09/2008 6:19:48 PM PDT by monkeyshine
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To: monkeyshine

He’s not a Virgo.

He’s a Vertigo...


34 posted on 06/09/2008 6:21:41 PM PDT by null and void (Bureaucracies are stupid. They grow larger by the square of the population and stupider by its cube.)
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To: GAB-1955
Apparently birth records are not public in Hawaii:

From:

http://hawaii.gov/health/vital-records/vital-records/index.html

About Vital Records Vital records (birth, death, marriage, and divorce certificates) for events that occurred in Hawaii are received and preserved by the Office of Health Status Monitoring, a unit of the Department of Health. In Hawaii, access to vital records is restricted by statute (HRS §338-18). Certified copies of these records may be issued to authorized individuals and used for such diverse purposes as school entry, passports, Social Security participation, driver’s licenses, employment, sports participation, survivor’s benefits, proof of property rights, and other needs.

35 posted on 06/09/2008 6:22:16 PM PDT by antceecee (where do from here Ollie?.)
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To: inkling

He’s so pretty, he was born a she.


36 posted on 06/09/2008 6:23:17 PM PDT by Leisler
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To: inkling

Original birthplace scratched out and “Bethlehem” written in in crayon.


37 posted on 06/09/2008 6:23:29 PM PDT by firebrand
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To: GAB-1955

Well, since we don’t care if you’re a citizen to vote, this just follows.


38 posted on 06/09/2008 6:23:45 PM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.; & Barry/Barack has two faces.)
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To: angelsonmyside

“Natural born” meaning in the constitution cannot be changed by passing a law.


39 posted on 06/09/2008 6:24:58 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: inkling

He won’t release; then his campaign should be suspended.


40 posted on 06/09/2008 6:28:50 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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