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Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
ExurbanLeague.com ^ | June 9, 2008 | Exurban Jon

Posted on 06/09/2008 5:44:28 PM PDT by inkling

Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth.

Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps.

Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate

10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth.

9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.

8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.

7. Accidentally shredded it while going through his Rezko mortgage records.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2008; betterthanletterman; issues; obama; obamassiah
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To: inkling

He can’t be president unless he’s a citizen. This could be the basis for a Republican version of the 2000 election.


61 posted on 06/09/2008 6:46:43 PM PDT by enough_idiocy (Holding my nose in 2008. I disagree with McCain on lots of issue, but with the Democrats on more.)
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To: WellyP

Something is not right in that analysis. There is no way that a child born to a US citizen who is less than 21 is not a US citizen just because of the age of the mother.


62 posted on 06/09/2008 6:48:37 PM PDT by Defiant (Leave it to the Dems to nominate someone so bad I may be forced to vote for McCain.)
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To: cajungirl

I think the word around Hot Springs is that it was some hood from New Orleans. But that doesn’t mean that JFK didn’t “know” Ginny.


63 posted on 06/09/2008 6:49:48 PM PDT by Defiant (Leave it to the Dems to nominate someone so bad I may be forced to vote for McCain.)
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To: Defiant
“Barack Obama is not legally a U.S. Natural-born citizen according to the law on the books at the time of his birth, which falls between “December 24, 1952 to November 13, 1986”

Depends on what the law states at that time frame.

64 posted on 06/09/2008 6:52:56 PM PDT by angelsonmyside (It's not the color of one's skin but the color of the heart)
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To: inkling

lol!


65 posted on 06/09/2008 6:53:27 PM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Defiant

My thinking is that the real meaning of the law I copied and pasted aboce is that the person may not be president, not that the child is not a citizen. I agree that it needs to be researched.


66 posted on 06/09/2008 6:53:41 PM PDT by WellyP (How much does Huma know?)
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To: Defiant

My thinking is that the real meaning of the law I copied and pasted aboce is that the person may not be president, not that the child is not a citizen. I agree that it needs to be researched.


67 posted on 06/09/2008 6:53:45 PM PDT by WellyP (How much does Huma know?)
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To: WellyP

I just googled, apparently all Hawaiians got US citizenship in 1900! I didn’t know that.


68 posted on 06/09/2008 6:55:41 PM PDT by cajungirl
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To: WellyP

I just googled, apparently all Hawaiians got US citizenship in 1900! I didn’t know that.


69 posted on 06/09/2008 6:55:53 PM PDT by cajungirl
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To: inkling

He won’t release it because it says his race is white.


70 posted on 06/09/2008 6:57:26 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER DENVER!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Defiant

Read the article. It refers to children born in territories where one parent is a citizen. It would seem odd that just because she was 18, it would make her son a non citizen. Odd.


71 posted on 06/09/2008 6:57:50 PM PDT by cajungirl
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To: bannie

LOL! Surely, many presidents have been bastards in one way or another.


72 posted on 06/09/2008 6:59:03 PM PDT by purpleraine
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To: angelsonmyside

Just about everyone on this thread and the author of this article is deeply confused.

Natural born is not equivalent to citizen. They are separate terms.

The law cannot define what natural born means because it is a term used in the constitution and any law passed cannot change the constitution. Otherwise we could amend it without the messy requirements of 2/3 approval by congress and the states.


73 posted on 06/09/2008 6:59:10 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Always Right
Maybe he doesn’t want people to know his first name is really Barry and he adopted a Muslim name later.

Bingo!! You may have just saved us all.

74 posted on 06/09/2008 6:59:21 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: inkling

Where are the divorce papers between his mother and father? At least the initial pleadings are generally public documents, and such pleadings generally show the full names, ages and citizenship of any children of the marriage.


75 posted on 06/09/2008 6:59:58 PM PDT by RightField (The older you get .... the older "old" is.)
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To: cricket

Hillary is way smarter than you give her credit. By her holding the delegates and saying “Nice” things about Barry she will a shoe in if the other shoe drops.


76 posted on 06/09/2008 7:01:11 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: Wonder Warthog

8. Actual birth date would reveal he’s a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.”

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Ditto! I guess it’s just something I can’t overcome.
At least not I don’t have to worry about the hubby being
wrong on this issue....I always told him it was PMS.


77 posted on 06/09/2008 7:01:20 PM PDT by not2worry ( What goes around comes around!)
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To: cajungirl
He wasn't born in a territory. He was born in a state, Hawaii, in 1961 or 62. Hawaii became a state in 1959, right after Alaska.

If he is hiding the certificate, it is probably because it lists him as a Muslim. Among other problems, it would make him an apostate, and sharia-following Muslims would be required to kill him if they get the chance. Would make diplomacy with the Saudis tough.

Of course, he could explain to them in private that he remains a Muslim, but to gain the Presidency, had to resort to a little taqqiyah.

78 posted on 06/09/2008 7:02:37 PM PDT by Defiant (Leave it to the Dems to nominate someone so bad I may be forced to vote for McCain.)
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To: traditional1

That sounds just like a classic Clinton ending.


79 posted on 06/09/2008 7:04:18 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: cajungirl
Statehood 1959, Ombama alleged birth year 1961
80 posted on 06/09/2008 7:04:40 PM PDT by not2worry ( What goes around comes around!)
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