Posted on 09/02/2008 11:09:18 PM PDT by Rushjr79
(Satire) The political world was thrown into chaos Tuesday night as a possible devastating scandal involving Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and one of her children emerged. The New York Times is set to report in five front page articles on Wednesday morning that Piper, the Palin’s 6-year-old daughter, has been a very naughty girl, raising questions about Gov. Palin’s governing abilities. Among other shocking details, the Times is revealing that Piper once stayed up past bedtime and refused to eat her vegetables. Bernice Satanica, the head of Humorless Alliance for Grrls! (HAG), responded to the revelations by asking, “If she can’t get her 6-year-old to eat broccoli, can we really trust her to negotiate with Ahmadinejad? What kind of mother has ever had a child that disobeyed them?” Campbell Brown, a CNN anchor who also works as a spokesman for the Obama campaign, asked (read the rest at http://www.edwardsreport.com).
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Great satire!
I am waiting to here from the liberals that Palin uses makeup that was tested on animals. The Horror! The left is running scared and Palin’s speech will go, “Boo!”
You’re not too far off. The media has been scouring the librarys in Alaska trying to find out if Palin had certain books banned from the library. Probably trying to find out her reading habits, too. This is not satire. It’s for real. It’s kind of hard to tell the difference anymore.
I bet that one winds up at Dkos and DU. Yes they are that stupid. They will probably shop Piper back to normal but leave Willow and Bristol like that.
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