Posted on 10/31/2008 6:19:29 AM PDT by connell
We've already told you that if we turn out in regular or better numbers on Tuesday, we will win. Obama has peaked, and McCain is trending right on past him.
And how do you know when a candidate is in trouble? When outright mockery becomes common . . .
We did a survey of Obamonikers in use across the Internet, and we added some more of our own. Now, we've chosen the best of the best and provided definitions to bring you an official glossary of Obamlogisms. Enjoy!
B.O.
Barack Obama's initials. Also the acronym for body odor.
However, according to the Obamedia, the Obamessiah doesn't sweat, even when he's at the gym. So, we can assume that his holiness the Dalai Bama doesn't have any of his own initials.
Barack the Impaler
Given the thuggish way his supporters and his campaign have treated dissenters and opposition, some conservatives imagine a Vlad the Impaler-style purge if Glowbama becomes president. Imagine the lawn in front of the White House, with heads on stakes: Rush, Hannity, Hillary . . .
Barackmadinejad
Obama will meet with Ahmadinejad without preconditions, save one . . .
. . . That they be combined in some glorious malfunction of a molecular transport machine.
If you liked Brundlefly, you'll LOVE Barackmadinejad!
Barackuda
See above. Even Barack Obama cannot resist Sarah's charms.
Barezko
Signifies the close relationship between Obama and Chicago fixer and Tony Rezko . . . a relationship apparently lost on the Obamedia.
Baroque Alabama
Is that a band? Something that happens to old cars in the South? The kind of music that will be popular when Obama wins the State of Alabama in a landslide?
Bitterack Obama
While we hayseeds bitterly cling to our guns and our religion, at least we won't be as bitterack when McCain wins on Tuesday.
Bride of Messiah
A picture is worth a thousand words:
Chicagobama
They play by the rules, you cheat. He says you're going to raise taxes, you call him a racist. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get McCain."
Glowbama
Hobamas
Because it's easier to say than BaraQaeda or Hezbollbama.
Liberal Jesus
One of the earliest Obamonikers. Accurately describes, on multiple levels, the left's messianic frothing over this Senator from Illinois.
Lightworker, The
Because Light-Bringer was already taken.
Seriously, this is how nuts these people are:
Many spiritually advanced people . . . identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve . . .
Let's just, for the moment, stipulate that such people can and will exist. Do we really think that this bare-knuckles, terrorist-loving, sleazy Chicago leftist is one of them?
Louis Barrakhan
Like Public Enemy said . . . :
Barrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to
what he can say to you
NoBama
Probably the most popular. Short and direct.
Obam...uh...
As in "how on earth did a leftist lightweight get this far?"
Obamadrasa
Where students study the Holy Barackoran and learn how to be suicide obombers.
ObamACORN
Obama's vote fraud operation.
Because after all, every messiah needs to cheat.
Obamaddiction
See Obamahol.
Obamagaga
The media is now only playing one song, and it wasn't Queen's best.
Obamagasms
What the media is now having pretty much constantly. Chris Matthews has actually become quite adept at having the more rare multiple male obamagasms.
Obamahol
Hi, my name is Keith, and I'm an Obamaholic.
Hi, Keith!
Obama-lama-ding-dong
Just because.
Obamanalysis
A memo that MSMers got 12 months ago: How to avoid doing any . . .
Obomination
Not to be confused with the Obominable Snowman.
Obamenomenon
How else do you describe this insanity?
Obamanomicon
Students at Miskatonic University found a copy in a sub-basement of the library. Like the callow, foolish youths they were, they read out a spell. 48 years later . . .
Obamanschluss
Georg Ritter von Trapp had the nerve to hang an Austrian flag for a party in his Austrian home. For his patriotic temerity, he is darkly warned:
Herr Zeller: "Perhaps those who would warn you that the Anschluss is coming, and it is ... would get further with you by setting their words to music."
Georg: "If the Nazis take over Austria, I'm sure you will be the entire trumpet section."
Obamao
Everybody ready for the Great Leap Forward?
Obamatrons
Also known as Obamabots, O-bots, and Obamatomatons.
Obambi
Obamedia
How long can a representative democracy endure with one of these?
Obamesmerized
What the Obamedia is.
Obamessiah
No one gets to the communist paradise but through He.
Obamijuana
Olbermann's got a garbage bag full of it in his office, and Matthews has got a killer bong, dude!
Obamonster
Listen for yourself.
Obanana
In the eyes of Obama's minions, anything that argues effectively against Obama's policies, background, credibility, character, or ability to perform as president. In short, counter-revolutionary.
Obama bin Biden
The glorious revelatory age of man ushered in by Barack Obama's election....
Two of mine for his commercial.. Obamathon, Himfauxmercial.
Oh yes, excellent. Add more! Fun!
Blocking out the common sense part of your brain allowing one to believe all the BS rhetoric of ‘The One’
Those are great!
“Obamaween”= The new holliday for thuggery
“Redistribute or re-education!” = Same as “Trick or treat!” when Obamaween becomes 24/7/365...
Or if Barney Frank is with him “twick or tweat”
Be afraid.
Be VERY AFRAID!!!
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