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Naked Japan major nabbed with women's underwear
Reuters ^
| Nov 7, 2008
| Chisa Fujioka
Posted on 11/07/2008 10:39:51 PM PST by tlb
TOKYO (Reuters) - A male Japanese air force major caught naked while shopping for women's underwear has been suspended from his duties for 10 days, a spokeswoman at his base said on Friday.
The man, on his way home from a late-night farewell party for a colleague in early September, stripped off his clothes behind a convenience store before going in and buying panties and pantyhose.
"He had just his wallet and his shoes on him," said the spokeswoman from the Matsushima air base in Miyagi, northern Japan.
"He thought it would be funny if he went into the store stark naked, that it would surprise people."
(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Japan
KEYWORDS: airforce; major; naked
Air Force sense of humor is an international language.
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:39:52 PM PST
by
tlb
To: tlb
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:41:14 PM PST
by
Rastus
To: tlb
I wonder what you have to do to get a two week suspension.
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:42:59 PM PST
by
Krankor
(Are you claiming you eat toucans or)
To: Krankor
>
I wonder what you have to do to get a two week suspension. Walk in carrying half a dozen donuts, no hands?
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:48:51 PM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Rastus
>
NO PICTURES!None needed -- "GUILTY!!"
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:50:16 PM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Krankor
I wonder what you have to do to get a two week suspension. 
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posted on
11/07/2008 11:01:46 PM PST
by
Polybius
To: tlb
"He thought it would be funny if he went into the store stark naked, that it would surprise people." Why yes it is pretty funny,until you sober up and realize you've ruined your reputation over a stupid jackass stunt that offends people and should be against the law and moral code of a decent nation. But to be on the safe side we should ask the Great One his desires because in a few weeks the dhimmicrats will have possession of our (broken) moral compass.
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posted on
11/07/2008 11:17:04 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(Democrats: Hunting is murder but abortion is a right. God will not be mocked.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/07/2008 11:20:39 PM PST
by
Allegra
To: tlb
Wow, you have to get pretty close to someone to nab them with underwear.
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posted on
11/07/2008 11:23:08 PM PST
by
ClaudiusI
To: Allegra; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Thank you Allegra! And now with a musical commentary,
The Vapors!
To: ClaudiusI
Wow, you have to get pretty close to someone to nab them with underwear. Not if it's like Rosie O'Donnell's panties. Attach to a stick and you have a Major net.
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posted on
11/07/2008 11:45:02 PM PST
by
roadcat
To: tlb
Until I saw “air force major” I was thinking ‘high school teacher’....
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posted on
11/07/2008 11:50:46 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: tlb
That, or ‘pissed of Prop 8 homosexual...’
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posted on
11/07/2008 11:51:13 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: Krankor
I wonder what you have to do to get a two week suspension. Walk in naked and try to buy men's underwear?
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posted on
11/08/2008 12:09:09 AM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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