Top Ten Funniest Political Quotes Of 2008

SOMEWHAT EXTREME ALMOST TAME MORTMAN ^ | 11-29-08 | EXTREME MORTMAN

[Nick Thimmesch]

At the end of 2006 we brought you the funniest political quotes of 2006.

At the end of 2007 we brought you the funniest political quotes of 2007.

Now that we’re nearing the end of 2008 it’s time for the top ten funniest political quotes of 2008.

That’s the pattern and the premise. No further set-up required. Here’s The List for 2008, the top ten funniest political quotes of 2008.

[Nick Thimmesch]

Always entertaining, sometimes funny and most certainly a man who was always kind to his mother, Howard "Extreme" Mortman's take on the year's funniset political quips: worth a read.

[llevrok]

“Stand up and take a bow, Chuck....”

[TheConservativeParty]

They forgot Joe Biden saying “Stand up, Chuck!” to a man who needs a wheelchair.

[Ingtar]

Obama, “If elected, I promise...”

[missanne]

can’t believe BO’s comment of visiting all but two of the 58 states didn’t make it!

[Nick Thimmesch]

“They forgot Joe Biden saying “Stand up, Chuck!” to a man who needs a wheelchair”

Absolutely true: but then, he could have dedicated and entire list that Joe “Plugs” Obiden.

BTW: Just whatever happened to him, anyways? Ain’t heard a peep from him in weeks, although now his WIFE is being Cannonized by the fawning media.

Jill Biden: Untraditional, unapologetic

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1108/16040.html

Hope she drives better than his first wife.

[ETL]

What about these two quotes, separated by a mere two days!...

May 18, 2008: Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, these countries are tiny compared to the Soviet Union. They don't pose a serious threat to us. ...they spend 1/100th of what we spend on the military. I mean, if Iran ever tried to pose a serious threat to us, they wouldn't stand a chance.

May 20, 2008: Iran is a grave threat. It has an illicit nuclear program. It supports terrorism across the regions and militias in Iraq. It threatens Israel's existence. It denies the Holocaust.

Source for these genuine Obama quotes: NewsBusters.org:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brad-wilmouth/2008/05/23/fnc-shows-obamas-iran-flip-flop-colmes-might-talk-hitler

[Nick Thimmesch]

Maybe The Messiah thought Iran was one of the 58 states!

[dangerdoc]

bump

[firebrand]

11. Pelosi saying to Paulson “I didn’t know you were a Catholic” when he went down on one knee to beg for approval of the bailout.

[lilylangtree]

Obama’s “I promise to bring you change!”

[CharacterCounts]

They forgot Joe Biden saying “Stand up, Chuck!” to a man who needs a wheelchair.

That wasn't funny, it was sad. It was also the most stupid.

[saganite]

Iran is actually one of the “57” states.

[o-n-money]

Obama had been to 57 states...needed to go to one more. His words.

[Yaelle]

I literally do not understand most of his faves. And I do think that “Stand up, Chuck... What am I saying? G-d love ya!” was definitely the funniest line.

But John Edwards’s “She was in remission!” certainly wins for most chutzpah!

[saganite]

Obama had ben to all but three states. Needed to go to three more to visit all 57. His words.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

8. Nancy Pelosi: “I have always loved longitude. I love latitude; it’s in the stars. But longitude, it’s about time. … Time and clocks and all the rest of that have always been a fascination for me.”

Me, I just like being a dilettante.

[NeoConfederate]

You’re absolutely right, John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Nancy Pelosi...“I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels”

[o-n-money]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

I’ll stick to my 58. He wasn’t allowed to go to Alaska and Hawaii.