Call in gay on December 10th

DayWithoutAGay.net ^ | Dec 2008 | DayWithoutAGay.net

[Secret Agent Man]

Oh, do NOT go there, girlfriend..... /sarc

[x]

They’re only ____ing the ____s that Americans won’t.

[Commander X]

A day without homos sounds good to me. That means I can walk in the park and go to the gym!

[LibFreeOrDie]

to show the world how much we matter

Well, maybe it will backfire and businesses will find out that the absentees are dispensable. Not a good idea in this economy. Plus, co-workers who'll be having to do the absentees' work that day won't be too sympathetic.

[GOP Poet]

If someone called in ‘gay’ when I had a business they would ‘let go.’

[Girlene]

Call in “gay day” ping. :-)

[Abathar]

As a non-union business owner needing to lay a couple of guys off soon this info might come in handy...

(just kidding... or am I?)

[Beagle8U]

They may find that people will show up for work that day, even deathly sick, just to prove they aren't a queer.

Absenteeism could be the lowest on record!

[ansel12]

“I plan to buy some Madonna albums that day, watch the Home and Garden Channel, and redecorate my bedroom.”

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For me and some of my other plumber friends it will probably just be some Cher, herbal teas and us helping with each other’s hair to see what we would look like if we get some new, fabulous style.

[ReneeLynn]

Drama queens.

[Abathar]

So, was it intentional they picked “Hump Day” to do this on?

[JudyinCanada]

Call In Gay Day can also be Straights Enjoy Going to Work Day. Shopping Without a Freak Show Day. All Girls Day at the Hair Salon. There are tons of ‘em!

[Glenn]

Please do take the day off. We’ll all be able to make fun of you in the open instead of just behind your backs, bitches.

[IronJack]

The Queer population has suffered social injustice for too long

Oh yeah? How? I'd like specifics, and not just the usual hysterical hyperbole.

and now is our chance to show the world how much we matter.

And when your Tantrum Day goes bust? Will we then be treated to your admission that you in fact DON'T matter? Or will you find some other venue to hold your breath, stomp your feet, and lie on the floor kicking and fussing like children?

[calex59]

Think I will go out and buy a bunch of stuff on the 10th.:)

[fungoking]

Note to self, schedule a quiz for my students on Dec 10.

[FormerACLUmember]

The Queer Mafia calls in sick.

And its Festivus for the rest of us!

[calex59]

If it's two women who gets screwed then? The “butch” one maybe?

Well, technically speaking, neither one of them get screwed, just sayin'.

[meyer]

Call in Gay on Dec 10, call in unemployed on the 11th. Sounds like a winning plan.

Myself? I'm going to cowboy up and go to woark that day.