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Women Spot Naked, Orange Man on Katy Trail
Dallas News ^
| 2/13/2009
| BENJAMIN GOODING
Posted on 02/13/2009 8:04:45 AM PST by Dallas59
Two women saw a little more than they expected as they jogged on the Katy Trail in Dallas this week.
The joggers ran by a naked man painted orange around 11 a.m. Thursday.
“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: criminal; orange; pervert
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:04:45 AM PST
by
Dallas59
To: Dallas59
“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:06:29 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: Dallas59
Where was John Effin “Spray-on Tan” Kerry?
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:06:48 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Dallas59
This thread is worthless without the John Kerry Oompa Loompa picture here.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:06:49 AM PST
by
Crolis
(Kill your television!)
To: Dallas59
“He was a terra-cotta color,”
Ah, her college education finally pays off.
8^)
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:07:11 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
To: Dallas59
“He was a terra-cotta color,” said personal trainer Nancy Cole. “I thought he was a statue. Who would be that color?”
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:07:17 AM PST
by
dirtboy
To: Travis T. OJustice
Several colors to choose from...
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:07:52 AM PST
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Dallas59
Perhaps he’s a carrot fanatic.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:07:52 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
To: Dallas59; Travis T. OJustice
Naked Oompa Loompas?
To: Dallas59
Tsk, tsk, tsk, he’s clearly a ‘winter’ type....
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:08:12 AM PST
by
Badeye
(There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
To: dirtboy
You owe me a new keyboard!
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:08:25 AM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
To: r-q-tek86
To: dirtboy
My first thought too....”ManTan” Kerry struttin’ his stuff.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:09:38 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Here's hoping the Kennedy family trust is in deep....with Madoff)
To: Dallas59
Women Spot Naked, Orange Man on Katy Trail So, now he's not only orange, he's spotted?
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:10:17 AM PST
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: ErnBatavia
It coulda been worse - they might have seen him wearing clothing:
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:12:19 AM PST
by
dirtboy
To: Dallas59
To: dirtboy
Adults with plastic wristbands (any color) just turn me off.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:14:24 AM PST
by
353FMG
(Trust in Glock.)
To: Bender2; Allegra; txflake; Xenalyte
A ping to my fellow Texans.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:15:03 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Larry Lucido
A member of the small, but militant, Orange Power movement.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:16:49 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:18:29 AM PST
by
mquinn
(Obama's supporters: a deliberate drowning of consciousness by means of rhythmic noise)
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