Skip to comments.National Divorce
Posted on 02/26/2009 12:09:06 AM PST by Aria
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
John J. Wall Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
I'm suddenly wondering... with ideas like this popping up BO could find himself facing a rebellion somewhat like his hero, Lincoln.
Yeah, let’s let the libs fend for themselves. LOL
Like spoiled chidren without Mommy and Daddy to provide and protect them.
Tammy Wynette: D_I_V_O_R_C_E
“Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let’s just end it on friendly terms”
they won’t agree, because they own propaganda. they are converting ordinary Americans into leftards every day. Especially dumb kids.
No, they’ll wait until they have a crushing majority, then simply subjugate us, thanks
Saudi’s Bin Talal owns CNN/Time etc, and these things are being used as weapons to crush us. Until we take back the media, we’re screwed
Make it along county lines and not state lines. Situations like Maryland and Wash state which are perfectly normal red states other than for one or two cities or counties are the norm and not the exception.
And this time the South has:
All the manufacturing.
Most of the agriculture.
Most of the tech development centers.
Most of the shipyards.
Major firearms makers.
I like the South’s odds this time out.
We cannot take back the media. We need to provide more alternatives to the MSM. FNC was a good start but it's only a news channel. We need alternatives to CBS,NBC, ABC ..etc
Whining about our ‘principles’ is why the liberals are living it up on the backs of the American People. Until someone stands up and refutes the lies of ‘blood for oil’, Bush lied, no WMD’s, the religion of peace, and more, we will be arguing with ourselves over details that the majority don’t care about.
I was in the Atlanta airport yesterday and two businessman were talking in the waiting area. One said he voted for Obama but he is very disappointed. He talked about his money, talked about the “bailouts” and he clearly regretted his vote.
I had been in Florida and I sure wouldn’t mind moving to that usually red state. I heard lots of negative comments in Florida also - actually nothing positive about him. People are angry and scared.
They did not. They know that this is the greatest place to be.
I say it's time we kick them them out of the Union. They can secede and take N.E. and California. That's it. They move there and start their own SSA.
Let them keep their ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic’. We’ll keep ‘Dixie’, the Confederate Battle Flag, and the Stars and Bars.
I think if it happens it will be pretty much like the last time, with a few additions to the South like Oklahoma, probably Arizona and Utah, and a few Mid-West states. But this time the outcome will be different.
It is inevitible that something will happen. Things cannot go on like this, something has to give.
Well, if you’re going to be that sappily dramatic, you might as well go ahead and decide who gets Puerto Rico each weekend.
That’s the basic idea. No marriage this bad would last fifteen seconds and everybody knows it.
Most of the agriculture.
Most of the tech development centers.
Most of the shipyards.
Major firearms makers.
I like the Souths odds this time out.
You are fooling yourself. Would you care to add up the GDP of the red states and that of the blue states? You won't be so optimistic if you saw the results. Assuming Texas would form its own country, the rest would pretty much be like a Third World country with a few rich cities.
They already have a crushing majority.
Here's the road:
Liberal - 'can't we all get along'
Socialist - 'Comrade, it's to your benefit to comply'
Fascist - Bullet between the eyes
**They can secede and take N.E. and California. That’s it.**
then they’ll WHINE like Hamas and Hezbollah. they don’t have continuity of their “””nation”””
I’d let them have everything West of VAIL, ... I’d chip in to help a few LIBS with a ONE WAY TICKET WEST!!!
I got this in an email a couple days ago. Here is another thread on this....
He could always follow Lincoln’s example. Set up a country in Africa and send the liberals there. :-P
Here’s the basic reasons the dems/libs would never agree to such a thing until the day they had no other options... The question which would come up immediately would be their kept voting blocks and what to do with large numbers of people whose only salable skill in life was voting. They’d much rather never face that one.
Yeah, but you know, they don't stay dumb. They grow up. My oldest, more libertarian than conservative, but he's coming around, was telling me that he and his good friend, very conservative, both college students, were im-ing during the speech and found the whole thing pretty offensive. I'm really not convinced they are actually converting people into liberals. I think most people just believe what they see on tv and don't have the time or inclination to fight the culture. I also think most of the "youth" who turned out for Obama may not vote again until they turn 30 and will probably never vote Democrat again. Anecdotal, but that's what I hear from my kids. I'm hopeful the next generation will rebel against us hippies and become more conservative than my folks were.
I love it and its warmer than Michigan..
:-D. To both the article and your post. Crossed my mind a time or two.
I like the idea of WyoMonDakIdaho.
For it. I am bustin out. USA is done for. Over. Finished.
So, in other words, it’d look like Germany?
We also need candidates who are able to withstand the assaults from the Big Three and the Slimes, a la Ronald Reagan, who did just fine without their support.
You know, I agree.
My oldest daughter’s second grade teacher had a communal pencil cup at each table with four or five kids sitting there. My daughter had a pencil from my mother who had recently passed away and was using it in school. Another boy wanted to use her “cool” pencil and demanded and tattled that she did not put the pencil in the pencil cup at their table so he could grab it next time. She was forced to put it in the cup (which I raised holy hell about because my daughter came home in hysterics and I showed up at the school to retrieve the damn thing to bring it home the next morning before said boy could grab it) and asked her what kind of car she drove. I was really unhappy with mine and might like to drive hers for a while. The lesson was lost on her.
So now she is no longer teaching and owns a septic tank business with her husband (was doing well enough to quit teaching I guess, she works there and I ended up talking to her on the phone one day)
It was all I could do since she was now running a business and not a young girl out of college to ask how she felt about communal pencil cups.
That is becoming a common theme with people I know who voted for Obama. Even the ones who marginally pay attention.
I find his poll numbers crap because I know how much everyone holds the water for him.
This is the essence of ISlam: the divorce, the domination, civil war... worse, islam and socialism viciously strike chords of dissent into our own minds and bodies by advancing sexual perversion and exloitation, as well as materialist thinking, an oxymoron since thinking can be infinite but materials finite.
The result of this incongruency is a “short brutish life”. This is the system of the throne making and communication, making issues of everything. Homosexuality makes relations an issue between men, thus islam is founded on such, sharia is just veneer.
You certainly have never been to Germany
It’s the sucubus’ war. She wants internal strife for ever.
Liberals voted for a dream world and got civil war. Obama’s a terrorist and sets up America to make sleeper cell access easier, turning it into Afghanistan or Iraq.
The “man” has issues and makes issues of everything.
I don't think so. In the first place, I think Texas would not be its own country; its natural social and cultural tastes would make it join the rest of the Southern states, and in any case it would not want to fight the hordes of illegals flooding across its border without the help of the rest of the CSA behind it.
In the second place, when freed of federal restrictions and taxes, I believe the South would flower economically. You would soon have the South surpassing the North, if only because the majority of honest taxpayers are currently supporting the masses in large cities in the North and far west.
Too bad we can't really do this. But it was tried before, and we found out they have most of the big guns.
Guess I’m moving to Texas then.
“You certainly have never been to Germany”
Maybe he’s been to East Germany.
We could create a Peoples Republic of America out of all the states north of the Mason-Dixon line and east of the Mississippi. Build a fence of concertina and anti-personnel mines around it and let them stew in their own juices.
We've started the transition from 5 back to 1 ...
In some ways I feel sorry for these folks having fallen for the kool-aid the snake oil salesman was peddling. These are the folks that we now have an opportunity to literally help. Yes, I said help.
Not in providing handouts or bailouts, but in assuring them that their ‘gut’ is correct, their true values are stable, that it is OK to have principals, and that real principals stand the test of time. They know what they don't want to lose for themselves or their children.
Two words: East Germany.
Remember the scene in the movie where there are 2 lines of people headed in opposite directions?
Also, if you compare the 2 countries years after the split, one is relatively prosperous, while the other is a crap-hole.
One embraced sanity, while the other embraced insanity. The differences are obvious.
I “predict” that any split of the USA will have the same outcome. The LSA (Liberal States of Amero) will be the crap-hole, while the CSA (supreme irony!) will prosper.
We'll need a big, strong “fence” & a tough immigrant screening policy, or in a few years we'll be back in the same boat.
First of all, if you are going to blame all of Germany for the way East Germany is, you are truly absurd.
Secondly, East German infrastructure is about the most modern in the world. Since reunification more than $1 trillion has been spent to build up east German highways, trains, high speed internet etc.
In fact, I would East Germany looks more modern than the West.
Sorry to contradict you, but reality is hard to argue with. Germany does not look like Mississippi.
How do you explain the fact that most Southern states receive more in federal money than they pay and that most northern states pay more than they receive?
We’d definitely have to have a tough immigrant screening policy, plus NO BENEFITS for those who will not work. (Notice I didn’t say “cannot”).
We hear stories all the time of liberals moving out of their craphole states and bringing their liberal ideas with them, never understanding that it is these very ideas that caused the craphole they escaped from.
Another thing to remember is that these fascist liberal bastards’ main driving principle is control over your life. This is why they will never allow an amicable separation.
Conservative PEOPLE working in high paying jobs.
Those PEOPLE will move to a freer economy if the opportunity exists.
(States don’t pay income tax. The welfare class in the blue “states” outnumber the productive class.)
So in other words you cannot or do not want to explain it.
Also a question -are you planning on moving to Dubai? That is a pretty darn free economy. Certainly freer than anywhere in the US.
I can and am fully willing to explain it. And I have to many libs who have made the same argument that blue “states” pay more in taxes than they get back.
“States” do not pay income taxes. Individual earners do. And it can easily be shown that the most productive, and therefore highest taxed individuals are conservative, regardless of the “color” of state they live in. This is where the money from “blue” states is coming from - conservative earners.
You aren’t sincerely trying to make the claim that liberal voters make up the majority of the income tax base in even “blue” states, are you?
Very, very few major military bases (I can just think of Minot and Wright-Pat off the top of my head) are in the north. Billions and billions of federal dollars go to all the many air, naval, and army bases in the south. Most of our military budget goes to the Southern US.
You have to admit that most of the dysfunctional major cities, which receive enormous amounts of federal funding, are in the blue states. (Naturally that statement does not apply to NO and Miami.)
I copied , pasted and e mailed this to every one I know. Great idea
I think this is an idea that should be worked toward. Conservatives should form working groups, especially in the South and othe blue states, to develop ideas and public support for an amicable divorce. The Old South (CSA) plus maybe Kentucky, Tennessee, W. Virginia, OK, Alaska, and the Midwestern Blue States, would make up the new CSA. And this time there would not be the distraction of slavery which was so detrimental to the original CSA’s efforts.
The groups should work out strategies and tactics to bring this about, plus work with state legislatures and develop public relations plans showing how the split would be beneficial both to the members of the new CSA and the remaining Federal states of the old US.
And how about Sarah Palin for the first President of the new CSA? This is an idea that could really go somewhere.
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