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China to be granted 4 Senate Seats and 8 Congressional Seats in Return for Buying More U.S. Debt

Posted on 03/23/2009 11:00:33 AM PDT by Scythian



In a desperate behind the scenes closed door session the United States has granted China 4 Senate Seats and 8 Congressional Seats in return for China's buying yet another substantial amount of U.S. Debt. China, at this point, technically owns the deed to the United States and felt that it should have some say in what it's rentors are doing with it's property. More as information is reported.

(Humor folks - as in Ha Ha, that was funny)


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bho44; bhochina; buyamerica; buyusa; chat; china; notfunny; toxicassets

1 posted on 03/23/2009 11:00:33 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: Scythian

No, not funny. Obama will probably get around to trying this yet.


2 posted on 03/23/2009 11:02:55 AM PDT by scooter2 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW !)
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To: Scythian
Funny./s


3 posted on 03/23/2009 11:03:22 AM PDT by BGHater (Tyranny is always better organised than freedom)
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To: Scythian
I'm sure Hillary would have no problem with this.

Satire is a difficult art in these times.

4 posted on 03/23/2009 11:04:16 AM PDT by the anti-liberal
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To: Scythian

Well there are entire cities that are 75-99% Chinese now. Some cities the signs are only in Chinese, they don’t bother to put in English, too. These people are becoming citizens who vote. So they already have more than four senators, etc.


5 posted on 03/23/2009 11:04:34 AM PDT by buffyt (BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS DUMB ENOUGH TO BE OCTUPLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid x 8)
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To: Scythian

Knowing the man in the WH and the calibre of people we have in Congress this news is not too far fetched.


6 posted on 03/23/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by 353FMG
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To: BGHater

I would prefer not seeing cruelty to dogs, cats, horses, etc. here


7 posted on 03/23/2009 11:05:17 AM PDT by buffyt (BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS DUMB ENOUGH TO BE OCTUPLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid x 8)
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To: BGHater

They beat dogs to death before they cook them, they think it makes them more tender. I hate animal cruelty.


8 posted on 03/23/2009 11:05:43 AM PDT by buffyt (BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS DUMB ENOUGH TO BE OCTUPLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid x 8)
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To: BGHater

Thats awful.


9 posted on 03/23/2009 11:06:27 AM PDT by linn37 (a mortgage in every pot)
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To: Scythian

This is Deadly SERIOUS! This is China’s Long Range Plan! and ZERO OBAMA HUSSEIN has Moved China’s Plan to the Front of Their Agenda thru His Incompetence, Arrogance, and Hatred of America and All We Believe In!


10 posted on 03/23/2009 11:07:21 AM PDT by True Republican Patriot (GOD BLESS AMERICA and Our Great President George W. Bush)
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To: Scythian

No so far fetched really. We have how many senate seats that were ‘appointed’ rather than elected this term?....and I bet they’ll all be China boosters.


11 posted on 03/23/2009 11:07:26 AM PDT by AuntB (The right to vote in America: Blacks 1870; Women 1920; Native Americans 1925; Foreigners 2008)
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To: Scythian
If this were to happen, these representatives would probably be more conservative than the likes of Barbara Boxer, Barner Frank and Patricia Bin Murray, just to name three.
12 posted on 03/23/2009 11:08:18 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: Scythian

When China forecloses on the US, they’ll simply disband the congress.

Say, that might be a good idea... nah.


13 posted on 03/23/2009 11:09:04 AM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: Scythian

I don’t get why this debt is such a huge problem. Once we reinflate the real estate bubble again we can just sell them the mexican part of california Berkley San Fran and a few other places. It cancels our debt and they have to deal with the mouth breathers who live there.


14 posted on 03/23/2009 11:10:40 AM PDT by utherdoul
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To: Scythian
California congressman Fievel On Crack today introduced a bill that will allow organs of AIG executive bonus recipients to be harvested for transplants in Chinese equity swap.
15 posted on 03/23/2009 11:11:46 AM PDT by Calusa (The pump won't prime 'cause the vandals took the handle. Quoth Bob Dylan.)
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To: buffyt

That’s nothing compared to what they do to cats. They scald their skin off with steam BEFORE KILLING THEM. They claim the adrenaline makes the meat taste better.


16 posted on 03/23/2009 11:14:50 AM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: scooter2

This is a great idea. No way are the capitalists in china as crazy or left wing as the communists in the blue states.


17 posted on 03/23/2009 11:18:35 AM PDT by genghis
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To: Scythian

Actually, they might do a better job of getting us out of this economic mess than we can.


18 posted on 03/23/2009 11:19:07 AM PDT by fightinbluhen51 ("MOLON LABE")
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To: Scythian

Are you SURE this is satire?


19 posted on 03/23/2009 11:21:15 AM PDT by Little Ray (Do we have a Plan B?)
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To: Scythian

Now you know why they call them “Red States”. several election cycles ago (before they were EVER called by their election day colors), Republican victories were noted by ‘true blue’ blue and Democrat victories by commie red.


20 posted on 03/23/2009 11:21:42 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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To: Scythian
In all honesty, what day do you believe Obama will end diplomatic ties to Taiwan? I think the Chicoms will take it back without any U.S. interference. Perhaps even some help from the administration.
21 posted on 03/23/2009 11:23:26 AM PDT by mainerforglobalwarming
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To: mamelukesabre

Have you heard the story that the Chinese make soup out of aborted fetus tissue?

A couple of my Korean War friends refuse to eat rice to this day, due to the fact they saw the “honey buckets” in action.


22 posted on 03/23/2009 11:24:40 AM PDT by GOPsterinMA ("The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.")
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To: GOPsterinMA

Nope. Never heard that one. And wish I still never heard it.


23 posted on 03/23/2009 11:27:13 AM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Scythian

Oh great, they already get every other Presidency.


24 posted on 03/23/2009 11:40:18 AM PDT by freedomfiter2
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To: freedomfiter2

Right now “General Tao’s Chicen in every pot” sounds pretty darned good ... (as long as it’s, uhum, chicken)


25 posted on 03/23/2009 11:41:58 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: True Republican Patriot

I do think that China has the goal of eventually taking over the entire world. They are already making great inroads on the U.S. It makes me very angry.


26 posted on 03/23/2009 11:54:39 AM PDT by cookiedough
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To: buffyt

Where?


27 posted on 03/23/2009 12:15:59 PM PDT by pgkdan ( I miss Ronald Reagan!)
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To: Scythian
the United States has granted China 4 Senate Seats and 8 Congressional Seats in return for China's buying yet another substantial amount of U.S. Debt

They probably own a lot more than that already.

28 posted on 03/23/2009 12:28:00 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Obama: removing the speed limit on the Road to Serfdom)
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To: Scythian

They’d probably be better than the current Democratic majority.


29 posted on 03/23/2009 1:22:13 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: BGHater

Is that somebody’s dinner?


30 posted on 03/23/2009 5:38:28 PM PDT by TaxRelief (Walmart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
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To: buffyt

Is it cruel to eat cats? What if they are slaughtered humanely?


31 posted on 03/23/2009 5:39:29 PM PDT by TaxRelief (Walmart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
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