Skip to comments.China to be granted 4 Senate Seats and 8 Congressional Seats in Return for Buying More U.S. Debt
Posted on 03/23/2009 11:00:33 AM PDT by Scythian
In a desperate behind the scenes closed door session the United States has granted China 4 Senate Seats and 8 Congressional Seats in return for China's buying yet another substantial amount of U.S. Debt. China, at this point, technically owns the deed to the United States and felt that it should have some say in what it's rentors are doing with it's property. More as information is reported.
(Humor folks - as in Ha Ha, that was funny)
No, not funny. Obama will probably get around to trying this yet.
Satire is a difficult art in these times.
Well there are entire cities that are 75-99% Chinese now. Some cities the signs are only in Chinese, they don’t bother to put in English, too. These people are becoming citizens who vote. So they already have more than four senators, etc.
Knowing the man in the WH and the calibre of people we have in Congress this news is not too far fetched.
I would prefer not seeing cruelty to dogs, cats, horses, etc. here
They beat dogs to death before they cook them, they think it makes them more tender. I hate animal cruelty.
This is Deadly SERIOUS! This is China’s Long Range Plan! and ZERO OBAMA HUSSEIN has Moved China’s Plan to the Front of Their Agenda thru His Incompetence, Arrogance, and Hatred of America and All We Believe In!
No so far fetched really. We have how many senate seats that were ‘appointed’ rather than elected this term?....and I bet they’ll all be China boosters.
When China forecloses on the US, they’ll simply disband the congress.
Say, that might be a good idea... nah.
I don’t get why this debt is such a huge problem. Once we reinflate the real estate bubble again we can just sell them the mexican part of california Berkley San Fran and a few other places. It cancels our debt and they have to deal with the mouth breathers who live there.
That’s nothing compared to what they do to cats. They scald their skin off with steam BEFORE KILLING THEM. They claim the adrenaline makes the meat taste better.
This is a great idea. No way are the capitalists in china as crazy or left wing as the communists in the blue states.
Actually, they might do a better job of getting us out of this economic mess than we can.
Are you SURE this is satire?
Now you know why they call them “Red States”. several election cycles ago (before they were EVER called by their election day colors), Republican victories were noted by ‘true blue’ blue and Democrat victories by commie red.
Have you heard the story that the Chinese make soup out of aborted fetus tissue?
A couple of my Korean War friends refuse to eat rice to this day, due to the fact they saw the “honey buckets” in action.
Nope. Never heard that one. And wish I still never heard it.
Oh great, they already get every other Presidency.
Right now “General Tao’s Chicen in every pot” sounds pretty darned good ... (as long as it’s, uhum, chicken)
I do think that China has the goal of eventually taking over the entire world. They are already making great inroads on the U.S. It makes me very angry.
They probably own a lot more than that already.
They’d probably be better than the current Democratic majority.
Is that somebody’s dinner?
Is it cruel to eat cats? What if they are slaughtered humanely?
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